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(Woody Allen eating a Da Bomb wing on Hot Ones)
WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere.
SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?
WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere.
SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?
February 8, 2026 at 7:19 PM
(Woody Allen eating a Da Bomb wing on Hot Ones)
WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere.
SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?
WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere.
SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?
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I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
I stand with County Executive Calvin Ball as he signs emergency legislation today prohibiting privately owned buildings from being used as ICE detention centers.
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Redirecting...
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February 7, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
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Doing art badly is good and sacred
February 6, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Doing art badly is good and sacred
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they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
Xfinity has just released its Jurassic Park-themed Super Bowl ad that features a digitally de-aged Sam Neil, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum. https://bit.ly/4rmRhrK
February 3, 2026 at 3:32 AM
they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
My daughter goes to a preschool where they teach "Grace and Courtesy," so @cheatlines.co Grayson Courtesy
February 1, 2026 at 3:05 AM
My daughter goes to a preschool where they teach "Grace and Courtesy," so @cheatlines.co Grayson Courtesy
My distaste for people I once admired has shrivelled to a base hatred
One more reason my soul shrivels up every time I hear someone say "I just used chatgpt to ____"
February 1, 2026 at 3:01 AM
My distaste for people I once admired has shrivelled to a base hatred
Fine, I'll go on the record. I prefer Ice Age to Shrek by a considerable margin
January 31, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Fine, I'll go on the record. I prefer Ice Age to Shrek by a considerable margin
Tragic that I can't @ Arronofsky on here to call him a loser
January 29, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Tragic that I can't @ Arronofsky on here to call him a loser
A STAFF IS JUST A STICK 👏👏
we are no better than the first ape to trace a rune by happenstance, and the stick he held wasn't sold to him by some con artist. the power comes from WITHIN
we are no better than the first ape to trace a rune by happenstance, and the stick he held wasn't sold to him by some con artist. the power comes from WITHIN
My cancelable take on sorcerer twitter: don't claim your mount is a familiar just so you can take it through a portal. It's not fair to those who actually need a familiar for spellcasting
My cancelable take on Sorcerer Twitter is that you shouldn't be able to call it a "Hex" if all you're actually doing is giving someone radiation poisoning.
I love The Dread Breath of Charax as much as the next necro-curious caster, but we can be honest and admit that it's just Radon and glitter.
I love The Dread Breath of Charax as much as the next necro-curious caster, but we can be honest and admit that it's just Radon and glitter.
January 27, 2026 at 4:50 AM
A STAFF IS JUST A STICK 👏👏
we are no better than the first ape to trace a rune by happenstance, and the stick he held wasn't sold to him by some con artist. the power comes from WITHIN
we are no better than the first ape to trace a rune by happenstance, and the stick he held wasn't sold to him by some con artist. the power comes from WITHIN
January 26, 2026 at 5:53 AM
As an aside, my 3.5 year old kicked ass at Kirby on the switch for the better part of the afternoon and I couldn't be prouder of her. I love having the privilege of seeing my kid get to be a kid.
January 25, 2026 at 2:24 AM
As an aside, my 3.5 year old kicked ass at Kirby on the switch for the better part of the afternoon and I couldn't be prouder of her. I love having the privilege of seeing my kid get to be a kid.
Nothing radicalized me; the position I hold is not radical. It is the only reasonable response to Nazis in our midst, and for some reason I am not allowed to verbalize it.
January 24, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Nothing radicalized me; the position I hold is not radical. It is the only reasonable response to Nazis in our midst, and for some reason I am not allowed to verbalize it.
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If I say what should happen to every ICE and border patrol stooge, every government official above them, every so-called representative hemming and hawing and ultimately letting all of this unfold without resistance, I'll be banned so fast there'll be a Gretchen-shaped hole in the internet
January 24, 2026 at 4:25 PM
If I say what should happen to every ICE and border patrol stooge, every government official above them, every so-called representative hemming and hawing and ultimately letting all of this unfold without resistance, I'll be banned so fast there'll be a Gretchen-shaped hole in the internet
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If any Democrat in the Senate votes to fund ICE, they are voting for the summary execution of American citizens. It’s really that simple.
Reminder: DHS legislation that funds ICE at current levels without policy restrictions is in the Senate and needs 60 votes to pass. Deadline is next Friday.
January 24, 2026 at 5:54 PM
If any Democrat in the Senate votes to fund ICE, they are voting for the summary execution of American citizens. It’s really that simple.
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The candidate who will get my vote in 2028 will be the one who promises vengeance.
January 24, 2026 at 6:31 PM
The candidate who will get my vote in 2028 will be the one who promises vengeance.
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Jury trials are the compromise position now
January 24, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Jury trials are the compromise position now
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IS THERE NOT A SINGLE FUCKING PERSON IN THE GOVERNMENT OF THIS COUNTRY WITH AN OUNCE OF COURAGE
January 24, 2026 at 4:54 PM
IS THERE NOT A SINGLE FUCKING PERSON IN THE GOVERNMENT OF THIS COUNTRY WITH AN OUNCE OF COURAGE
Fuck these fucking pigs.
January 24, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Fuck these fucking pigs.
Berbere can really kick my ass but I just can't stop eating it on everything
January 24, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Berbere can really kick my ass but I just can't stop eating it on everything
Woulda been really cool if it happened on my birthday 😕 can it just fucking happen already
January 21, 2026 at 6:20 AM
Woulda been really cool if it happened on my birthday 😕 can it just fucking happen already
Dissonant, limp BS. You're pretending that asking nicely can stop anything while simultaneously asserting all he wants is an excuse to hurt more people - when one or more of your people have already DIED for no reason at all. They don't wait for excuses.
Stand up, you pathetic man.
Stand up, you pathetic man.
January 15, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Dissonant, limp BS. You're pretending that asking nicely can stop anything while simultaneously asserting all he wants is an excuse to hurt more people - when one or more of your people have already DIED for no reason at all. They don't wait for excuses.
Stand up, you pathetic man.
Stand up, you pathetic man.
I love taskmaster
Tfw your childhood pediatricians reunite to tell you that you have osteoporosis
January 12, 2026 at 1:26 AM
I love taskmaster
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showing the boys a sick rock i found
January 9, 2026 at 5:19 PM
showing the boys a sick rock i found
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kids these days don't know how to impress Jodie Foster
January 9, 2026 at 3:56 AM
kids these days don't know how to impress Jodie Foster
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hey i made it through all of 2025 without feeling even a little bit tempted to use AI in any of my workflows, creative or academic. How come this inevitable technology keeps being trivially evitable
January 1, 2026 at 5:45 PM
hey i made it through all of 2025 without feeling even a little bit tempted to use AI in any of my workflows, creative or academic. How come this inevitable technology keeps being trivially evitable