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Political, economic and policy stuff. An unrepentant guitar gear hoarder. You know who I am.

A social democrat on the beats - a libertarian between the human, civil and political rights sheets.

The stupidity in this country is exhausting.

Moreton Bay
Since we're talking about One Nation and their history of providing us with some truly exceptional candidates, this is from the PHON candidate for Macalister in the 2017 State election. One of the top ten twitter exchanges of all time.
January 22, 2026 at 8:12 AM
Oh yes they do!
January 22, 2026 at 7:58 AM
January 18, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Via the Guardian, all up, that's a pretty good day
January 15, 2026 at 10:47 AM
Barnyard has always been a hype stock that strangely reminds me of the Guzman Y Gomez pattern but over a longer timeline - remember how Barnaby was the greatest retail politician of our time like these taco guys were the same for retail takeaway food?

Same pattern as their share price
December 31, 2025 at 12:44 PM
You know when there's a few deserts at Christmas so you have a bit of each. This year we decided to try and solve the problem - behold the pavlova cheesecake
December 25, 2025 at 4:58 AM
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.

Sounds about right.
December 20, 2025 at 4:24 AM
"Frydenberg 'deeply offended' by question on politics"

Fun fact: Since 2014, national public approval of Frydenberg among polling respondents AFTER screening for the "Do you know who this bloke is" thing, was underwater every time, every year, until he was kicked out of his own seat 8 years in.
December 17, 2025 at 11:49 AM
This looks like the language of someone who thinks they're gone.
December 16, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Narratives? Exploitative political narratives I hear you ask?

Ah well, nevertheless
December 15, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Bourbon snobs can say want they want about GTR bourbons (global travel retail - things designed exclusively for duty free sales), but this is amazing. And 122 proof is just about appropriate for the things I had to threaten people with today to finish off my last project for the year.
December 2, 2025 at 2:54 AM
November 27, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Look, I'm not sure the heat index is universally accurate. This means the apparent temperature is 68 degrees and I'm about to die of heat stroke. Like, I wouldn't go dig holes in this weather, but, you know, it's just another Thursday.
November 27, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Some of you long known comrades have shared the joke about how you search for me and nothing turns up. It's mostly still the case (don't talk about your doing, there's no results to search etc). Google AI has just produced this which is better than most. Kids - your actions ARE your info, protect it
November 22, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Deconstructed wanker lasagna. With a basil pesto. It was really tasty, will cook something like it again.

Had it with a prosecco just to add more essence of wanker. And a sourdough baguette for a capital W.
November 21, 2025 at 9:22 AM
ChatLNP, write me a boilerplate response that would come from Liberal Party senator on their position over net zero.
November 11, 2025 at 9:52 PM
This ad would have much bigger recall if the title was at the top, one of the dogs was saying get ready Qld, and the other dog said "And remember to check on your Johnathans"
November 6, 2025 at 3:25 AM
My cousin gave me this shirt on the weekend. Cracked me up.
November 3, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Pupdate: Rain drops are the new Pokemon. Got to catch them all!
October 28, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I second this motion!
October 22, 2025 at 2:53 AM
It really is up there - like, up there with the greats
October 17, 2025 at 7:35 AM
What's this nonsense about the pig image?
October 4, 2025 at 8:49 AM
The famous sad lunch aftermath pic
October 4, 2025 at 5:54 AM
"Stay informed"
September 13, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Three more to think about - if you've never used them before, taste them and they'll tell you "oh, *that* flavour you get at good restaurants"
September 13, 2025 at 3:29 AM