PolyMaus
@polymaus.bsky.social
On the internet, no one knows you're a dog.
Reddit has its problems, but one thing I really appreciate is that you auto-upvote (like) your own post. Of course I like it, why else would I be posting it? Wish it wasn't tacky to like your own post everywhere else.
November 12, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Reddit has its problems, but one thing I really appreciate is that you auto-upvote (like) your own post. Of course I like it, why else would I be posting it? Wish it wasn't tacky to like your own post everywhere else.
It happened again. I am taking a hiatus on cherry tomatoes at work for the foreseeable future.
Got unlucky on a couple cherry tomatoes in the work cafeteria. Might not be able to keep my lunch down for the rest of the day.
November 12, 2025 at 4:58 PM
It happened again. I am taking a hiatus on cherry tomatoes at work for the foreseeable future.
Saw a few others with the George Costanza avatar, needed to spice it up a little.
November 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Saw a few others with the George Costanza avatar, needed to spice it up a little.
After playing a few hours of EU5 here's my impression: game is not working correctly. And the parts that are working correctly aren't explained well so people think they aren't working correctly. I'm gonna keep playing through it though, I'm hooked!
November 7, 2025 at 4:51 PM
After playing a few hours of EU5 here's my impression: game is not working correctly. And the parts that are working correctly aren't explained well so people think they aren't working correctly. I'm gonna keep playing through it though, I'm hooked!
No, I'm not mad at you. I'm mad at the government, and I'm taking it out on you. Learn the difference, IDIOT.
October 31, 2025 at 3:59 PM
No, I'm not mad at you. I'm mad at the government, and I'm taking it out on you. Learn the difference, IDIOT.
Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.
October 31, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.
Heavy lies the finger which scrolls the doom
October 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Heavy lies the finger which scrolls the doom
The hottest thing a girl can do is contribute to the declining birth rate
October 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM
The hottest thing a girl can do is contribute to the declining birth rate
Got unlucky on a couple cherry tomatoes in the work cafeteria. Might not be able to keep my lunch down for the rest of the day.
October 23, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Got unlucky on a couple cherry tomatoes in the work cafeteria. Might not be able to keep my lunch down for the rest of the day.
That's a nice argument. Unfortunately for you, I thought of the perfect counter-argument 6 days later in the shower. I win.
October 16, 2025 at 3:56 PM
That's a nice argument. Unfortunately for you, I thought of the perfect counter-argument 6 days later in the shower. I win.
Europa Universalis 5 is coming out in less than a month. Seeing how I spent nearly 3,000 hours in EU4, this may be the final nail in my coffin.
October 15, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Europa Universalis 5 is coming out in less than a month. Seeing how I spent nearly 3,000 hours in EU4, this may be the final nail in my coffin.
I will never buy or play a visual novel that uses AI art. I vastly prefer the lowest quality PC-98 cringiest artstyle imaginable, and I've played a few of those! At least it was made by a real artist.
October 14, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I will never buy or play a visual novel that uses AI art. I vastly prefer the lowest quality PC-98 cringiest artstyle imaginable, and I've played a few of those! At least it was made by a real artist.
Okay yes I have a large Steam backlog. And yes I KNOW that I will never actually play many of those games. But it's important to purchase and play games you don't like so you know what you will enjoy in the future.
October 7, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Okay yes I have a large Steam backlog. And yes I KNOW that I will never actually play many of those games. But it's important to purchase and play games you don't like so you know what you will enjoy in the future.
When I was a kid I hated the Refusal of the Call trope before I ever knew what it was called. I couldn't understand why anyone would ever do such a thing.
Now that I'm older I now understand, but I still hate the trope. It's a lazy and boring way to create conflict, get something better!
Now that I'm older I now understand, but I still hate the trope. It's a lazy and boring way to create conflict, get something better!
October 6, 2025 at 3:46 PM
When I was a kid I hated the Refusal of the Call trope before I ever knew what it was called. I couldn't understand why anyone would ever do such a thing.
Now that I'm older I now understand, but I still hate the trope. It's a lazy and boring way to create conflict, get something better!
Now that I'm older I now understand, but I still hate the trope. It's a lazy and boring way to create conflict, get something better!
I find it amusing how often the "Non-sexual nudity" tag is given to posts that are very clearly sexual. Like, sometimes actual sex is happening in them, or happens directly before or after the image.
October 5, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I find it amusing how often the "Non-sexual nudity" tag is given to posts that are very clearly sexual. Like, sometimes actual sex is happening in them, or happens directly before or after the image.
This is like claiming that you aren't a Holocaust denier because it didn't happen, and as a result there is nothing to deny.
Sorry luv, that's definitely transphobic, that's extremely transphobic
October 4, 2025 at 2:28 PM
This is like claiming that you aren't a Holocaust denier because it didn't happen, and as a result there is nothing to deny.
MAINTAING THE LOCKTOBER AGENDA IS NOW OUR TOP PRIORITY
do we think we can trick a news outlet into referring to the american government shutdown/lockout as “locktober”
October 2, 2025 at 3:51 PM
MAINTAING THE LOCKTOBER AGENDA IS NOW OUR TOP PRIORITY
The most relatable part of The Lord of the Rings is when Bilbo disappears forever after telling a joke that didn't land well.
October 1, 2025 at 7:22 PM
The most relatable part of The Lord of the Rings is when Bilbo disappears forever after telling a joke that didn't land well.
Basically finished Fate Hollow/Ataraxia. Final impressions: half of it was enjoyable, but there was way, WAY too much slice-of-life. And I say this as someone who quite enjoyed the slice-of-life scenes in FS/N. It's very possible to have too much of a good thing!
September 29, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Basically finished Fate Hollow/Ataraxia. Final impressions: half of it was enjoyable, but there was way, WAY too much slice-of-life. And I say this as someone who quite enjoyed the slice-of-life scenes in FS/N. It's very possible to have too much of a good thing!
The producers in the room with James Cameron after he turned the "S" in ALIENS into a dollar sign
September 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
The producers in the room with James Cameron after he turned the "S" in ALIENS into a dollar sign
Kinoko Nasu: I created Emiya Shirou's character as a cautionary tale
Weebs: I can't wait to be like Emiya Shirou from my favorite visual novel Don't Be Like Emiya Shirou
Weebs: I can't wait to be like Emiya Shirou from my favorite visual novel Don't Be Like Emiya Shirou
September 17, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Kinoko Nasu: I created Emiya Shirou's character as a cautionary tale
Weebs: I can't wait to be like Emiya Shirou from my favorite visual novel Don't Be Like Emiya Shirou
Weebs: I can't wait to be like Emiya Shirou from my favorite visual novel Don't Be Like Emiya Shirou
Why is it called "coming out of the closet" when you cum IN Klaus who isn't het. Posting is therapy.
September 17, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Why is it called "coming out of the closet" when you cum IN Klaus who isn't het. Posting is therapy.
The Charlie Kirk incident is starting to remind me of the Dreyfus Affair. Blame a minority on it, once it becomes clear that the minority was not to blame, try to pin it on them anyway. Sadly, I don't think a "J'Accuse!" article would be nearly as impactful today.
September 16, 2025 at 12:36 PM
The Charlie Kirk incident is starting to remind me of the Dreyfus Affair. Blame a minority on it, once it becomes clear that the minority was not to blame, try to pin it on them anyway. Sadly, I don't think a "J'Accuse!" article would be nearly as impactful today.
No I do not have a "skincare routine". I have a palliative care routine so that I am not mistaken as having escaped the leper's colony.
September 12, 2025 at 4:59 PM
No I do not have a "skincare routine". I have a palliative care routine so that I am not mistaken as having escaped the leper's colony.
