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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋

@poppyhaze.bsky.social

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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · Apr 28

if you're lookin' to futamax and shoot not just ropes but marine mooring lines, here is the "cumstack":

1000mg of L-Arginine 2x Per day
100mg of Pygeum 2x Per day
15 mg of zinc daily (optional)
1200mg of Sunflower lecithin 2x per day
200mcg of selenium 2x per day

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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 12h

Gov Hochul, raise the NY State Guard from 400 to full divisions, I’m ready

Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 14h

anywho i just got a check for $200 from the Governor of my state and now i love her, all hail Grand Chancellor Hochul

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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 16h

my youtube recommends are filled with sugar wine recipes which is a solid recession indicator

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Butt Praxis @buttpraxis.bsky.social · 18h

Do you think this is where he lives

Photograph at night of the fanciest fucking Burger King I’ve ever seen, three stories of Edwardian era construction, with the letters B U R G E R K I N G illuminated from below like an apparition

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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 1d

Choose your Future, Consumer:

Slave-powered Dubai chocolate Mall-Hell Labubu Sultanate or

Enforced Petit-Bourgeoisie Curated Brooklynite Smallcrafters Guilds

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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 1d

had a Manchukuo 1987 flavored nightmare of a highly stressful job inspecting factories and then the Japanese taskmaster insists on whipping me for some reason but it doesn't make sense and i wake up

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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 1d

yeah, he solicited a hitman to recover a bitcoin debt who was actually an undercover officer

Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 1d

this is designed for people with autism to relax but also if you need calming background noise and footage, here's Atmosfär

a channel of curated mechanical videos by Chris Boden who works at a hydroelectric plant

www.youtube.com/@atmosfar2661

Atmosfär

The Atmosfär Project is designed and curated by Chris Boden with the goal of creating calming content for a chaotic world. Drawing from his own experiences, The Atmosfär Project's videos are crafted ...

www.youtube.com

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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 1d

UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera

In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion.

As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.

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Iris van Rooij 💭 @irisvanrooij.bsky.social · 1d

“Deloitte “misused AI and used it very inappropriately: misquoted a judge, used references that are non-existent,” Pocock told Australian Broadcasting Corp. “I mean, the kinds of things that a first-year university student would be in deep trouble for.””

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fortune.com/2025/10/07/d...

Deloitte was caught using AI in $290,000 report to help the Australian government crack down on welfare after a researcher flagged hallucinations | Fortune

The updates “in no way impact” the report’s findings and recommendations, the Big Four firm said.

fortune.com

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Sheryl Gay Stolberg @sherylnyt.bsky.social · 1d

BREAKING: Friday night massacre underway at CDC. Doznes of "disease detectives," high-level scientists, entire Washington staff and editors of the MMWR (Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report) have all been RIFed and received the following notice:

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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 1d

wait they were given to me in pots, was i supposed to repot them with new soil

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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 1d

i killed 2 more plants again, i kept the soil moist and i kept moving them around my apartment and light levels and i don't know how to do this

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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 1d

So starting under Biden-Harris, using the Defense Production Act and Inflation Reduction Act, DARPA invested 100s of millions in rare earth mines and refineries in Australia and Canada. Canada opened the 1st US-funded rare earth refinery in Saskatchewan in 2024.

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bepis jr. @bepisjr.bsky.social · 1d

Tweet from “Thing Bad” username @Merman_Melville
“Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it’s probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day”
4:03 AM Jan 25, 2019
101 replies, 7.9K retweets, 33K likes, 1K saves

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❀°。Der Siebenschläfer *.ﾟ✿ ⋆ @sababausa.bsky.social · 1d

Whoa, Judge Perry says the Feds’ declarations about unrest at ICE facilities are not credible because some of the incidents they cite in their declarations were separately no-billed by grand juries

The Court therefore must make a credibility assessment as to which version of the facts
should be believed. While the Court does not doubt that there have been acts of vandalism, civil
disobedience, and even assaults on federal agents, the Court cannot conclude that Defendants' declarations are reliable. Two of Defendants' declarations refer to arrests made on September 27,
2025 of individuals who were carrying weapons and assaulting federal agents. See Doc. 62-2 at
19; Doc. 62-4 at 5. But neither declaration discloses that federal grand juries have refused to
return an indictment against at least three of those individuals, which equates to a finding of a lack of probable cause that any crime occurred. See United States v. Ray Collins and Jocelyne Robledo, 25-cr-608, Doc. 26 (N.D. Ill. Oct. 7, 2025); United States v. Paul Ivery, 25-cr-609

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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 1d

Xi Jinping unveils sinister "tangping plot" to lie down completely still as Trump destroys the US for him

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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 1d

i'll be honest, i only use orange or yellow for their color, red and green are my usual go tos unless the others are on sale when i make chili or pasta slop

Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 1d

oh no, through their negation, they're the greatest perverts of all, like those people who's sexual fetish has become so abstract that they don't even get off anymore like the concept of white women buying white bread

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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 1d

we’re all practicing incest at all times because we’re all brothers and sisters

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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 1d

BA DA BA DAAAAA

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Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 1d

"No ethical use cases"? Not so fast, my friend! You're overlooking what most of the economy runs on: fraud! At least sixty percent of the global economy is now fraud-based! The pensions and retirement savings of the developed world will collapse without continued fraud! WE NEED MORE FRAUD, NOT LESS

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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 1d

“Hu’s on First” is a popular manzai comedy routine in the Greater East Asian Coprosperity Sphere

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Robot Girl (Warranty Void) @queererthing.bsky.social · 1d

genuinely nothing sums up how weird internet stuff has been mainstreamed and turned commercialized more than 'shitpost that took off years ago by trans person gets poorly remixed for an internet show for two cis het guys to go "WHAT WAS HE THINKING???" at'

frood 🔨 @frood.bsky.social · 1d

fuck my stupid life

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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 1d

i’m in one of those elevators with a little TV for the long rides and it just said Ben Stiller is launching a soda line when surely Ben Sparkler should be doing that

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