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Just another boy workin' on his novel.

“I’d rather be a pig than a fascist.” -Porco Rosso
Well, persistent nightmares about guillotines will do that to ya.
The man on track to become the world’s first trillionaire is complaining that his material success hasn’t brought any joy into his life.
World’s Richest Man Wants You to Know How Tough He Has It
Seriously.
trib.al
February 5, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Yes, I was especially moved by his advocacy for deporting and executing sex workers for the crime of doing their jobs.

Sorry but clown ass takes like this are why I will forever be an anarchist. Fuck your dead great men.
February 5, 2026 at 9:32 PM
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Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
February 5, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Rob-man! The Robster! Schneidageddon! Makin’ copies (of his divorce papers)!
January 28, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Honestly, this isn’t all that damning. Capital-obsessed christofascists being genuine in their beliefs and coming off cringey in their speech is nothing new. It’s not even something Owens herself is innocent of.
Candace Owens released leaked audio from Turning Point USA in which Erika Kirk is heard giggling and cheerfully discussing attendance figures, merchandise sales, and performance metrics from Charlie Kirk’s memorial event just 11 days after his death...
January 28, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Lord Above, I’m dying! Both signs lead in the SAME direction. They couldn’t even get the slop machine to recreate the two paths diverging meme!
Visual metaphors are my passion
January 27, 2026 at 10:15 PM
I know libs will latch onto this and say “Looks like the 2nd Amendments off the menu, boys!” because they think catching R’s in these little word games amounts to substantive action, but I take some solace in that right wingers might pitch a fit because they believe the exact same thing.
Trump on the killing of Alex Pretti:

"You know, you can't have guns. You can't walk in with guns. Can't walk into this. You can't do that."
January 27, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Thanks for the input, Art. Say, y’all ever get around to solving those two lynchings from 2020, you sack of shit.
When fear replaces trust, writes policing expert and former Houston Police Chief, Art Acevedo, public safety collapses. Department of Homeland Security must adopt basic policing principles. bit.ly/49T0z7O
January 27, 2026 at 2:13 PM
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"I do not want your justice where innocent people die"
-Esteemed Nazi puncher, Kamen Rider Ichigo
January 26, 2026 at 4:01 PM
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hey guys, just to confirm this is my fundraiser. i didn't want to ask for help, but i do need it.

my cancer is back. i am going through a lobectomy next week, the same surgery Walter White undergoes. i can't express how grateful i am. thank you so much everyone.

www.gofundme.com/f/support-ge...
Donate to Support Gene Park's Cancer Surgery and Treatment, organized by Gene Park
Hi, my name is Gene Park. I’m a games critic at The Washington Post, and I’… Gene Park needs your support for Support Gene Park's Cancer Surgery and Treatment
www.gofundme.com
January 22, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Didn’t think I had any respect for the Dinotopia guy to lose and yet here we are.
Catching up with what James Gurney, the Dinotopia artist, is up to these days. Pathetic.
January 16, 2026 at 2:35 PM
I firmly believe that any organization that hands out “challenge coins” to its members should have both its members and its organizers flogged in the public square.
Minneapolis civilians have expropriated challenge coins from the federal vehicles as well as all of the live intel on the operations. Everything maps, hotels everything. My god.
January 15, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Wait, is that just a matte painting? They couldn’t spring for a set with actual stools and bottles?
Update — Here is another clearer view of the "Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil" staging at CBS News:
January 14, 2026 at 10:46 PM
UPDATE: The actor who voiced Kratos in God of War Ragnarök has been cast as Thor in Amazon Prime’s live-action God of War series.
The actor who voiced Thor in God of War Ragnarök has been cast as Kratos in Amazon Prime's live-action God of War series. gameinformer.com/2026/01/14/t...
January 14, 2026 at 10:15 PM
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Crushed Ice
January 14, 2026 at 5:42 PM
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The fierce winds and torrential rains continue to batter Gaza.

Our fragile walls are now destroyed while the storm still rages.

My daughters are sick and have no medicine or blankets to protect them.

We are drowning in fear and helplessness.

- Sama’a 🤍

chuffed.org/project/157569

sound on 🔊👇
January 13, 2026 at 5:35 AM
If nothing else, the unfunny and poorly illustrated comic strips of Scott Adams served an admirable purpose of highlighting how equally unfunny but well constructed the average Garfield strip is. Truly we have lost a prodigious talent.
January 13, 2026 at 11:22 PM
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January 12, 2026 at 8:49 AM
The pin could just say “Abolish ICE,” Mark. You don’t have to spin a cutesy pun out of a murdered woman’s name, Mark. You don’t have to be cringe to make a statement, Mark.
Mark Ruffalo donned an anti-ICE pin at the #GoldenGlobes in tribute to Renee Good, who was shot and killed by an Immigration and Customs Enforcement officer this week in Minneapolis. The black-and-white pin read “BE GOOD."

Follow live updates from the show: apnews.com/live/golden-...
January 12, 2026 at 2:12 PM
VP out her inventing new legal doctrine on the fly to shield the murderous jackboots patrolling our streets.
This is not the law.
January 8, 2026 at 7:57 PM
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January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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Something that comes up a lot in my head.
January 7, 2026 at 9:12 PM
10 to 15 years from now…

MOM: We got your name from an AI chatbot.

CHILD (if man is wise and God is kind): A what?
January 2, 2026 at 6:45 PM
I have entered the rarefied air of “guy who is caught up on One Piece.” My blorbos! What will become of them!? I yearn to know!
December 30, 2025 at 11:10 PM