Aidan the Wizard
@posadistache.bsky.social
Human expression of the Omniversal Quantum Super Computer and the entity that defines itself as Fun/ Joy/ Repetition/ No Fun At All.
Oracle, healer, medium, triple extra large.
AuDHD
They/ Them anarchist australian
Insta: Aidanthewizardofaus
Oracle, healer, medium, triple extra large.
AuDHD
They/ Them anarchist australian
Insta: Aidanthewizardofaus
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A thread of my best spiritual bullshit
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For everyone making fun of Jake Paul: he could have been seriously injured which would have been so much funnier
December 20, 2025 at 10:07 PM
For everyone making fun of Jake Paul: he could have been seriously injured which would have been so much funnier
Chat, I do not enjoy being awake at 330am. I forgot what it's like to be hot at night
December 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Chat, I do not enjoy being awake at 330am. I forgot what it's like to be hot at night
December 16, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Having Vietnamese Chicken and Waffles at a local cafe for breakfast and god I love Australia sometimes
December 14, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Having Vietnamese Chicken and Waffles at a local cafe for breakfast and god I love Australia sometimes
These kids on the bus vaping and listening to music on their phone speaker, Jesus fucking christ
December 13, 2025 at 6:01 AM
These kids on the bus vaping and listening to music on their phone speaker, Jesus fucking christ
I think it's cool that she's decided to just give a straight up villain monologue
December 13, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I think it's cool that she's decided to just give a straight up villain monologue
Jimmy Carr is Russell Brand for people who think they're too smart for Russell Brand
December 13, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Jimmy Carr is Russell Brand for people who think they're too smart for Russell Brand
I need to remember that the walk back from the bus stop is really long if I've kind of wrecked myself
December 12, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I need to remember that the walk back from the bus stop is really long if I've kind of wrecked myself
I'm not going to stop making jokes about assassinating the president of the united states
December 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I'm not going to stop making jokes about assassinating the president of the united states
Is there a phrase that will turn me against you faster than "let's just say"?
No! Fucking say what you mean, don't make me guess your euphemism
No! Fucking say what you mean, don't make me guess your euphemism
December 11, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Is there a phrase that will turn me against you faster than "let's just say"?
No! Fucking say what you mean, don't make me guess your euphemism
No! Fucking say what you mean, don't make me guess your euphemism
What the fuck happened to Nando's? Trying to pretend it's a sit down restaurant?
December 11, 2025 at 3:43 AM
What the fuck happened to Nando's? Trying to pretend it's a sit down restaurant?
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I love the fact that Jordan Peterson wrote multiple books telling people how they need to live their lives while simultaneously having his own life constantly spiraling out of control.
Jordan Peterson is finally home after a month in ICU, but his daughter says recovery has been “slow” and doctors still don’t fully know what’s going on.
Jordan Peterson Health Update: Daughter Says Recovery Remains Slow After Month in ICU
Mikhaila Fuller, daughter of Dr. Jordan Peterson, provided an update this week about her father’s extended illness.
churchleaders.com
December 11, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I love the fact that Jordan Peterson wrote multiple books telling people how they need to live their lives while simultaneously having his own life constantly spiraling out of control.
I had an adventure to go to a "metaphysical supply store" and it sucked so bad. All crystals and incense. I don't know what I was expecting if I'm being honest
December 11, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I had an adventure to go to a "metaphysical supply store" and it sucked so bad. All crystals and incense. I don't know what I was expecting if I'm being honest
If America needs 5 years social media history for me to visit, I don't think it's a good idea for me to go
December 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
If America needs 5 years social media history for me to visit, I don't think it's a good idea for me to go
Meta, please stop with the AI translated reels. They're very bad
December 8, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Meta, please stop with the AI translated reels. They're very bad
Jfc a science communicator I follow was on a podcast saying how capitalism is basically natural because nature is competitive
December 8, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Jfc a science communicator I follow was on a podcast saying how capitalism is basically natural because nature is competitive
If this person doesn't make "reasons not to fuck with Gen X" videos I will eat my hat
December 5, 2025 at 12:06 AM
If this person doesn't make "reasons not to fuck with Gen X" videos I will eat my hat
Neutrals are on the rise again, another recession indicator
December 4, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Neutrals are on the rise again, another recession indicator
My hot take that makes nerds mad:
Firefly wasn't that good
Firefly wasn't that good
December 3, 2025 at 9:50 PM
My hot take that makes nerds mad:
Firefly wasn't that good
Firefly wasn't that good
Every cute alt girl that goes past the shop without getting a tarot reading from me is like a dagger in the heart
December 3, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Every cute alt girl that goes past the shop without getting a tarot reading from me is like a dagger in the heart
I'm going to need some drugs soon
December 3, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I'm going to need some drugs soon
Newspaper: why is autism on the rise in kids?
Me: because autists know how to fuuuuck
Me: because autists know how to fuuuuck
December 1, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Newspaper: why is autism on the rise in kids?
Me: because autists know how to fuuuuck
Me: because autists know how to fuuuuck
Real finance adventure dudes should climb K2 instead
People should stop climbing mt everest
November 27, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Real finance adventure dudes should climb K2 instead
This is like when US Southerners get upset when called Yanks or Yankees by foreigners
If your argument involves referring to Americans as “USians” it doesn’t matter how cogent the rest of your point may be tbh
November 27, 2025 at 3:03 AM
This is like when US Southerners get upset when called Yanks or Yankees by foreigners
I don't want to ghost this lady but she feels so unstable while she says she's fine. The details she gives change almost every time we've spoken, like she's poly but only because her long distance partner wants to.
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I don't want to ghost this lady but she feels so unstable while she says she's fine. The details she gives change almost every time we've spoken, like she's poly but only because her long distance partner wants to.