Action Hoe
@possumqueen.bsky.social
Divorced single mom, 3 kids, liberal living in a very red Florida county, so sanity is tenuous at times.
Fuck venture capitalism, musky and every son of a bitch like him.
Aka redactedseacow on the dying bird site #twinja
Fuck venture capitalism, musky and every son of a bitch like him.
Aka redactedseacow on the dying bird site #twinja
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Action Hoe
@possumqueen.bsky.social
· Feb 1
Action hoe is my new favorite gardening tool and also my superhero alter ego
My youngest decided he needed to rearrange the presents under the tree so he stacked them all on my lap.
And then he decided he needed to go to the bathroom and I’m trapped by a jenga tower of gifts.
And then he decided he needed to go to the bathroom and I’m trapped by a jenga tower of gifts.
December 23, 2025 at 1:54 AM
My youngest decided he needed to rearrange the presents under the tree so he stacked them all on my lap.
And then he decided he needed to go to the bathroom and I’m trapped by a jenga tower of gifts.
And then he decided he needed to go to the bathroom and I’m trapped by a jenga tower of gifts.
Of course I would get a full blown migraine today when I can’t take aspirin or ibuprofen because I’m having the boob biopsy tomorrow.
Tylenol might as well be chalk for all the good it does.
Tylenol might as well be chalk for all the good it does.
December 22, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Of course I would get a full blown migraine today when I can’t take aspirin or ibuprofen because I’m having the boob biopsy tomorrow.
Tylenol might as well be chalk for all the good it does.
Tylenol might as well be chalk for all the good it does.
Does anyone else remember these things?
December 22, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Does anyone else remember these things?
Was going to make 4 types of cookies today.
But I’m giving up after 3.
I also put together a green machine, finished Christmas shopping and did laundry.
Momma is tired.
But I’m giving up after 3.
I also put together a green machine, finished Christmas shopping and did laundry.
Momma is tired.
December 22, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Was going to make 4 types of cookies today.
But I’m giving up after 3.
I also put together a green machine, finished Christmas shopping and did laundry.
Momma is tired.
But I’m giving up after 3.
I also put together a green machine, finished Christmas shopping and did laundry.
Momma is tired.
They had to know right?
Not a phone number for what you think it would be for.
Not a phone number for what you think it would be for.
December 20, 2025 at 1:32 AM
They had to know right?
Not a phone number for what you think it would be for.
Not a phone number for what you think it would be for.
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excuse me @fullmetalhoyt.bsky.social @hilltoploser.bsky.social !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You might be thinking, "CPSC, does a dry Christmas tree really burn that much faster than a well-watered tree?"
Friend, let's find out together by watching this PSA.
Friend, let's find out together by watching this PSA.
December 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
excuse me @fullmetalhoyt.bsky.social @hilltoploser.bsky.social !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me, while dealing with the people my children are related to.
the grinch is reading a book in the snow and saying `` hate hate hate hate hate double hate , loooooathe entirely !!! ''
Alt: the grinch is reading a book in the snow and saying `` hate hate hate hate hate double hate , loooooathe entirely !!! ''
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December 18, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Me, while dealing with the people my children are related to.
Calling the diagnostic center again to make sure they actually have the order for the biopsy, so my drs office can send it again before they close.
December 18, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Calling the diagnostic center again to make sure they actually have the order for the biopsy, so my drs office can send it again before they close.
Diagnostic center: we need to schedule you for a biopsy right away, we need an order from your Dr first though.
Drs office 15 minutes later: we sent the order they requested get this scheduled right away
Diagnostic center:…
…
Me calling them: I need to schedule this right away?
Drs office 15 minutes later: we sent the order they requested get this scheduled right away
Diagnostic center:…
…
Me calling them: I need to schedule this right away?
December 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Diagnostic center: we need to schedule you for a biopsy right away, we need an order from your Dr first though.
Drs office 15 minutes later: we sent the order they requested get this scheduled right away
Diagnostic center:…
…
Me calling them: I need to schedule this right away?
Drs office 15 minutes later: we sent the order they requested get this scheduled right away
Diagnostic center:…
…
Me calling them: I need to schedule this right away?
I get unreasonably nervous every time I get to go on site at KSC (usually just to pick something up or drop something off for our staff there).
It’s just very neat to be able to go somewhere with so much history and impact.
It’s just very neat to be able to go somewhere with so much history and impact.
December 17, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I get unreasonably nervous every time I get to go on site at KSC (usually just to pick something up or drop something off for our staff there).
It’s just very neat to be able to go somewhere with so much history and impact.
It’s just very neat to be able to go somewhere with so much history and impact.
THERE’S A TINY GREEN GRASSHOPPER IN MY CAR HOPPING ALL OVER THE DAMN PLACE.
December 17, 2025 at 12:29 PM
THERE’S A TINY GREEN GRASSHOPPER IN MY CAR HOPPING ALL OVER THE DAMN PLACE.
Developers should have caught this in testing, but it’s been like this the entire school year. The nonmovable accessibility button completely blocks the send button on mobile, you can just get around it on a computer screen if you hover the mouse at the very edge.
Can’t just hit enter to send either
Can’t just hit enter to send either
December 15, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Developers should have caught this in testing, but it’s been like this the entire school year. The nonmovable accessibility button completely blocks the send button on mobile, you can just get around it on a computer screen if you hover the mouse at the very edge.
Can’t just hit enter to send either
Can’t just hit enter to send either
Is it good if they call you back the day after your first mammogram to schedule an ultrasound on the next business day (when it took a month to schedule an ultrasound before) and then stick you in a little consultation room immediately after the ultrasound to meet with the Dr? I’m about to find out😬
December 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Is it good if they call you back the day after your first mammogram to schedule an ultrasound on the next business day (when it took a month to schedule an ultrasound before) and then stick you in a little consultation room immediately after the ultrasound to meet with the Dr? I’m about to find out😬
Pretty warm down here in America’s dangly bits
December 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Pretty warm down here in America’s dangly bits
After a marathon wrapping session I’m like 95% done with my Christmas preparations.
I’m normally so far behind.
I’m normally so far behind.
December 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
After a marathon wrapping session I’m like 95% done with my Christmas preparations.
I’m normally so far behind.
I’m normally so far behind.
Has anyone tried those thc infused drinks and found that they actually work? Like nowadays?
December 13, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Has anyone tried those thc infused drinks and found that they actually work? Like nowadays?
Cackles in Christmas witch
Leaning way too hard into my Christmas mania
Leaning way too hard into my Christmas mania
a woman is wearing a christmas wreath on her head and says merry christmas to my favorite people .
Alt: a woman is wearing a christmas wreath on her head and says merry christmas to my favorite people .
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December 12, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Cackles in Christmas witch
Leaning way too hard into my Christmas mania
Leaning way too hard into my Christmas mania
I am so fucking stressed. Between work, the holidays, dealing with my exes family, having old debt pop up from 2018 and waiting on medical testing results I feel like I’m literally going to explode
a cartoon character named stitch is standing in a field with trees in the background
Alt: a cartoon character named stitch is standing in a field with trees in the background
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December 12, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I am so fucking stressed. Between work, the holidays, dealing with my exes family, having old debt pop up from 2018 and waiting on medical testing results I feel like I’m literally going to explode
Behold!
A reindeer!
A reindeer!
December 12, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Behold!
A reindeer!
A reindeer!
Popular culture led me to believe that mammograms were much worse than what I just experienced
December 11, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Popular culture led me to believe that mammograms were much worse than what I just experienced
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Oops! All thumbs
December 11, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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Something only women will understand: the delicate balancing act of having a full bladder before a pelvic ultrasound so they can get the images they need while not having such a full bladder that you feel like your going to die if you don’t get to pee immediately while waiting for said appointment
December 11, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Something only women will understand: the delicate balancing act of having a full bladder before a pelvic ultrasound so they can get the images they need while not having such a full bladder that you feel like your going to die if you don’t get to pee immediately while waiting for said appointment
Me trying on something that fit last year and immediately regretting that decision
December 11, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Me trying on something that fit last year and immediately regretting that decision
Nurse dogs on duty
December 10, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Nurse dogs on duty