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Possum Hairstylist
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⚧☭ | looks 28 | mid 30’s | she/they

Butlerian Jihadi

Paul Mitchell Apostate

Tik tok is not a licensed cosmetologist

Hair Engineer
Bangers
January 3, 2026 at 10:37 PM
The dumbest boy alive’s fraternal great grandfather
December 30, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Threatening markets you say? www.cardcow.com/images/set45...
December 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
You know they put members of the nazi media on trial at Nuremberg too right?

You don’t have to write this shit
December 28, 2025 at 8:25 PM
This is what happens when you have no gay friends
December 28, 2025 at 8:22 PM
It’s not enough tbh
a man in a military uniform holds a wooden stick to his head
ALT: a man in a military uniform holds a wooden stick to his head
media.tenor.com
December 28, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Roman History is just a bunch of guys assuming what worked 50 years ago will work this time and then when it doesn’t they decide that what thy need to do is try something that worked 100 years ago
December 28, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Mid rolls are less annoying if they don’t happen in the middle of sentences
December 16, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Whether it’s trans rights, or genocide funding, or all sorts of corrupt corporate laws, there’s only so many times you can fuck over your voters before you make yourselves our enemy. It’s madness to think you deserve unconditional support just for sometimes being a bit better than actual Nazis.
December 16, 2025 at 2:41 PM
December 16, 2025 at 4:08 PM
The name “Turtle Island Liberation Front” sounds like it came from a Parks and Rec bit
December 16, 2025 at 1:25 AM
If the federal government enacted this policy in the US there would be such a mass reactionary uproar that’d it make the Turner Diaries look like a bedtime story
December 13, 2025 at 4:32 PM
How does that boot taste
December 12, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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This ad was tailored for people who like generative AI. If you hate people, hate sentiment, and don't get how traditions like giving gifts, cooking, and decorating have meaning because a person put thought and emotion into it, you probably think gen AI is cool.
December 9, 2025 at 2:04 AM