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Possum Hairstylist
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⚧☭ | looks 28 | mid 30’s | she/they

Butlerian Jihadi

Paul Mitchell Apostate

Tik tok is not a licensed cosmetologist

Hair Engineer
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"Don't take the bait" i say to myself as I am loaded onto a train with 200 other gay people

"Three years from now gavin will retrain all the guards in the prison camps"
January 16, 2026 at 2:49 PM
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i bet prehistoric man hugged on a level modern man could not comprehend
January 10, 2026 at 2:52 AM
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maybe I’m naive but I truly think that anyone who isn’t in Nazi group chats is not going to see a video of a mom getting shot in the face and called a bitch and feel anything but horror
January 9, 2026 at 9:34 PM
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Welcome to Minnesota, fuckers. Also this is super disturbing because the ICE agent's assault rifle appears to fire as he falls down.

This was filmed by a friend near Chicago and Lake last night.
January 9, 2026 at 11:09 PM
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Roman History is just a bunch of guys assuming what worked 50 years ago will work this time and then when it doesn’t they decide that what thy need to do is try something that worked 100 years ago
December 28, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
December 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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@proton.me you need a proton forms like Google forms so I don’t have to use Google
December 26, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Whether it’s trans rights, or genocide funding, or all sorts of corrupt corporate laws, there’s only so many times you can fuck over your voters before you make yourselves our enemy. It’s madness to think you deserve unconditional support just for sometimes being a bit better than actual Nazis.
December 16, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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can we do a gamergate about this
Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
December 15, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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i believe people when they say linux has gotten better in the last few years. what i'm skeptical of is that linux Guys have improved. i will not use an OS where i'm at high risk of someone calling me stupid for not liking some aspect of the experience. i must be allowed to hate the computer
November 19, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Chomsky was too busy critiquing existing socialist movements he should have been doing some self crit about being on Epsteins island
December 13, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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This ad was tailored for people who like generative AI. If you hate people, hate sentiment, and don't get how traditions like giving gifts, cooking, and decorating have meaning because a person put thought and emotion into it, you probably think gen AI is cool.
December 9, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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The truly depressing part of this ad is how misanthropic and miserable it is. "The holidays suck, wouldn't you rather just go to Mcdonalds?"
To have a village, you must be a villager. But our society is controlled by losers who can't even handle the mild inconveniences of having people who love you
December 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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mcdonalds deleted their ai ad, bullying works
December 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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jimmy fallon: do you use chatgpt to make your wife cum?

sam altman: i cannot imagine making my wife cum...

jimmy fallon: ...without chatgpt, you mean?

sam altman: ...sure
December 9, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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we are well past the point at which anyone who cannot identify bad faith like this is disqualified from commenting on it

the girl and her mother are basically screaming THIS IS A BAD FAITH ATTACK ON TRANS PEOPLE at the top of their lungs and if you can't see that you're stupid or lying
a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit
December 1, 2025 at 7:40 PM
My girlfriend and I are hooting and hollering at the thought of Incel Tin Man
For those just catching up:

- yes, Wicked is a parable about propaganda and its role in supporting a fascist regime
- yes, it was a direct response to George W Bush’s war on terror
- yes, it also fits the current times
- yes, Boq is an incel
- yes, it’s very, very gay
- the ship name is Gelphie
November 29, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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I hate it when my family argues about politics at Thanksgiving. My Independent Dad is yelling at my Covenanter cousin for allying with the king while my Fifth Monarchist uncle keeps making cryptic pronouncements about the Book of Daniel, and here I am, a Leveller.
November 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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the trump plan for making thanksgiving cheaper was getting your kids to disown you
November 27, 2025 at 1:39 AM