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Armed Snail
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An armed snail that's also religious.
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Un caracol armado. Ella tambien es religiosa.
I'd extend that to any teenager in a collegiate context too. My parents got annoyed at how often they had to remind other academics what the legal drinking age was when I tagged along to parties (ages 14-16).
December 3, 2025 at 9:32 PM
"Is Grandma experiencing cognitive decline post brain surgery or does she just not give a fuck anymore?"

Dunno but I need her to stop mentioning that I'm her favorite grandchild at family gatherings
December 1, 2025 at 9:51 PM
🔥🔥🔥
December 1, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I respect NY Magazine's commitment to Pastor Solomon's distress.
December 1, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Dangit I missed the last bit and was just remembering getting sealed
December 1, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Confirmation
December 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM
The joke being that their money would go farther and net them considerably more influence across the world if they pointed it at global Catholic charities but if they were smart enough to figure that out then 600,000 people and counting wouldn't be dead right now.
December 1, 2025 at 4:48 PM
😍
November 30, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Rookie mistake for anyone on i-95 because exit 2 in GA has the cheapest gas
November 30, 2025 at 10:41 PM