Armed Snail
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An armed snail that's also religious.
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Un caracol armado. Ella tambien es religiosa.
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Un caracol armado. Ella tambien es religiosa.
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Feb. 1, 1776: The Moravians of Salem, N.C., tell royal Gov. Josiah Martin they will not join the king's standard, in keeping with their peaceful beliefs. They maintain this stance throughout the Revolution.
February 1, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Feb. 1, 1776: The Moravians of Salem, N.C., tell royal Gov. Josiah Martin they will not join the king's standard, in keeping with their peaceful beliefs. They maintain this stance throughout the Revolution.
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Literally obsessed with this pic I got of one Cedar Waxwing getting very mad at another for drinking in the same spot as him despite there being a whole stream
January 30, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Literally obsessed with this pic I got of one Cedar Waxwing getting very mad at another for drinking in the same spot as him despite there being a whole stream
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1781
January 29, 2026 at 7:26 AM
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1781
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Apple Photos just made me a "Early Moments Together" collection about my long-term relationship ship with Paul Bunyan muffler men statues.
January 27, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Apple Photos just made me a "Early Moments Together" collection about my long-term relationship ship with Paul Bunyan muffler men statues.
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January 26, 2026 at 9:12 PM
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Got a label maker today
January 25, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Got a label maker today
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hey friends! rummaging through my desk, I found a heap of stickers I've had printed over the years. I'll happily send you a couple--your choice or random--after you make a donation of any amount to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota. interested? details below!
January 26, 2026 at 6:08 PM
hey friends! rummaging through my desk, I found a heap of stickers I've had printed over the years. I'll happily send you a couple--your choice or random--after you make a donation of any amount to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota. interested? details below!
Waging a Good War is currently free on Kindle Unlimited, the primary purveyor of weird blue alien romances.
Evelyn Normielib's current reading list:
January 26, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Waging a Good War is currently free on Kindle Unlimited, the primary purveyor of weird blue alien romances.
"Perfect Woodcock" is my po---*gets dragged off stage to by furious monks*
the "medieval people didn't know how to draw animals" crowd has been real quiet ever since john siferwas dropped the Perfect Woodcock
January 26, 2026 at 5:03 PM
"Perfect Woodcock" is my po---*gets dragged off stage to by furious monks*
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the "medieval people didn't know how to draw animals" crowd has been real quiet ever since john siferwas dropped the Perfect Woodcock
January 26, 2026 at 3:53 PM
the "medieval people didn't know how to draw animals" crowd has been real quiet ever since john siferwas dropped the Perfect Woodcock
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Today's pigeon comes by way of a Noah request. One of them is an astronaut.
December 8, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Today's pigeon comes by way of a Noah request. One of them is an astronaut.
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The hazards of failing first-year biology: you invade the wrong pole.
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January 24, 2026 at 4:34 AM
The hazards of failing first-year biology: you invade the wrong pole.
🇦🇶 🐧 🇬🇱 🐻❄️
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suspicious hotdish is what my husband calls my—
kelty comic this week about to make the onion store a zillion dollars
January 23, 2026 at 9:54 PM
suspicious hotdish is what my husband calls my—
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A bat fell out of the eaves here and seemed a plump little kiwi fruit w no visible signs of injury. So we put the bat in the sun to warm up, in a higher spot. Flew off after a few minutes. Hopefully to find a cozy bat colony shelter. Interrupted hibernation? (yes yes we all know not to touch bats)
January 23, 2026 at 8:24 PM
A bat fell out of the eaves here and seemed a plump little kiwi fruit w no visible signs of injury. So we put the bat in the sun to warm up, in a higher spot. Flew off after a few minutes. Hopefully to find a cozy bat colony shelter. Interrupted hibernation? (yes yes we all know not to touch bats)
This may be an extinction event for my family
sorry i was expecting climate change to kill us all down here, was not expecting it to be because a live oak collapsed on my house due to snow
January 23, 2026 at 5:07 PM
This may be an extinction event for my family
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The play is Roger L'Estrange's wonderfully named "Citt and Bumpkin in a Dialogue over a Pot of Ale."
In 1688 the author Peter Pett came back to this metaphor to say that England returns to religious strife like a cormorant repeatedly eating, passing, and re-eating an eel. 3/4
In 1688 the author Peter Pett came back to this metaphor to say that England returns to religious strife like a cormorant repeatedly eating, passing, and re-eating an eel. 3/4
January 23, 2026 at 4:05 PM
The play is Roger L'Estrange's wonderfully named "Citt and Bumpkin in a Dialogue over a Pot of Ale."
In 1688 the author Peter Pett came back to this metaphor to say that England returns to religious strife like a cormorant repeatedly eating, passing, and re-eating an eel. 3/4
In 1688 the author Peter Pett came back to this metaphor to say that England returns to religious strife like a cormorant repeatedly eating, passing, and re-eating an eel. 3/4
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This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended.
December 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended.
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I do really appreciate that as Tolkien thinks up primeval entities from before Time and Space we get (1) Ungoliant the giant nightmare spider who eats the sun and moon and (2) Tom, who wears a yellow coat and is frenemies with a tree
January 22, 2026 at 5:49 AM
I do really appreciate that as Tolkien thinks up primeval entities from before Time and Space we get (1) Ungoliant the giant nightmare spider who eats the sun and moon and (2) Tom, who wears a yellow coat and is frenemies with a tree
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I have seen the future and it is the most humorless yankees in existence (laudatory) telling you respecting the pronouns is non-optional.
January 21, 2026 at 10:43 PM
I have seen the future and it is the most humorless yankees in existence (laudatory) telling you respecting the pronouns is non-optional.