Patrick Pipino
@pp8010.bsky.social
Supposed Ice Cream Magnate & Chef. Failed Comedian. Youngin' Baseball Coach. Umpire. Lover of all things Springsteen. Once got an A- in Nuclear Weapons at Harvard.
Zeus says DOMINOS! to Sarge.
December 20, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Zeus says DOMINOS! to Sarge.
My Zeus and Bean agree.
December 18, 2025 at 5:17 AM
My Zeus and Bean agree.
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
NGL. Every time I see Trump's girth and hair I swear he's one cigar short of the Owner of Pigburgers in "Better Off Dead."
December 5, 2025 at 11:13 PM
NGL. Every time I see Trump's girth and hair I swear he's one cigar short of the Owner of Pigburgers in "Better Off Dead."
NGL. Every time I see Trump's girth and hair I swear he's one cigar short of the Owner of Pigburgers in "Better Off Dead."
December 5, 2025 at 11:12 PM
NGL. Every time I see Trump's girth and hair I swear he's one cigar short of the Owner of Pigburgers in "Better Off Dead."
I see your post and raise you Kevin Hassett; a.k.a. "The most punchable face in all of America."
December 3, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I see your post and raise you Kevin Hassett; a.k.a. "The most punchable face in all of America."
🎵 And the man at the back said, "Everyone, attack"
And it turned into a ballroom blitz
And the girl in the corner said, "Boy, I wanna warn ya
It'll turn into a ballroom blitz"
Ballroom blitz 🎵
And it turned into a ballroom blitz
And the girl in the corner said, "Boy, I wanna warn ya
It'll turn into a ballroom blitz"
Ballroom blitz 🎵
November 23, 2025 at 3:37 AM
🎵 And the man at the back said, "Everyone, attack"
And it turned into a ballroom blitz
And the girl in the corner said, "Boy, I wanna warn ya
It'll turn into a ballroom blitz"
Ballroom blitz 🎵
And it turned into a ballroom blitz
And the girl in the corner said, "Boy, I wanna warn ya
It'll turn into a ballroom blitz"
Ballroom blitz 🎵
NGL. I looked quick and thought this was Pedro Cerrano.
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 AM
NGL. I looked quick and thought this was Pedro Cerrano.
I also blame the evolution of spacesuits. The new ones look like astronauts are trying to win a fashion show.
#bringitback
#bringitback
November 21, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I also blame the evolution of spacesuits. The new ones look like astronauts are trying to win a fashion show.
#bringitback
#bringitback
I think that we are missing the Occam's Razor perspective here.
Perhaps the flag saw his Orange Fatness approach and just threw itself to its death in a metaphorical display of irony.
Perhaps the flag saw his Orange Fatness approach and just threw itself to its death in a metaphorical display of irony.
November 18, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I think that we are missing the Occam's Razor perspective here.
Perhaps the flag saw his Orange Fatness approach and just threw itself to its death in a metaphorical display of irony.
Perhaps the flag saw his Orange Fatness approach and just threw itself to its death in a metaphorical display of irony.
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 18, 2025 at 4:11 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Here you go.
Zeus in front. Vanilla Bean (Beannie) in the back.
Zeus in front. Vanilla Bean (Beannie) in the back.
November 12, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Here you go.
Zeus in front. Vanilla Bean (Beannie) in the back.
Zeus in front. Vanilla Bean (Beannie) in the back.
Where have I seen this before?
October 31, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Where have I seen this before?
I was trying to remember who Speaker Johnson reminds me of, and yep.
It's Chester the Terrier. The tiny friend of Spike the Bulldog in the old Looney Tunes shorts.
It's Chester the Terrier. The tiny friend of Spike the Bulldog in the old Looney Tunes shorts.
October 31, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I was trying to remember who Speaker Johnson reminds me of, and yep.
It's Chester the Terrier. The tiny friend of Spike the Bulldog in the old Looney Tunes shorts.
It's Chester the Terrier. The tiny friend of Spike the Bulldog in the old Looney Tunes shorts.
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Doctor Who,” or “Transformers.”
October 31, 2025 at 4:49 AM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Doctor Who,” or “Transformers.”
Imma' post this quote on my wall forever.
Giving you full credit of course.
Giving you full credit of course.
October 30, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Imma' post this quote on my wall forever.
Giving you full credit of course.
Giving you full credit of course.
Here's my Zeus.
If you need any more I have like six billion or so different shots.
If you need any more I have like six billion or so different shots.
October 21, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Here's my Zeus.
If you need any more I have like six billion or so different shots.
If you need any more I have like six billion or so different shots.
In 70's magazine parlance...
"Newsweek regrets the error"
"Newsweek regrets the error"
October 15, 2025 at 2:29 AM
In 70's magazine parlance...
"Newsweek regrets the error"
"Newsweek regrets the error"
"Dear Nuclear Katie: I hope this photo cheers you up."
Signed,
Zeus the Bulldog
Signed,
Zeus the Bulldog
October 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
"Dear Nuclear Katie: I hope this photo cheers you up."
Signed,
Zeus the Bulldog
Signed,
Zeus the Bulldog