Patrick Pipino
@pp8010.bsky.social
Supposed Ice Cream Magnate & Chef. Failed Comedian. Youngin' Baseball Coach. Umpire. Lover of all things Springsteen. Once got an A- in Nuclear Weapons at Harvard.
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Bold move by Trump to remind everyone he's a vile racist to distract from his raping children. Let's see how it works out for him.
February 6, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Bold move by Trump to remind everyone he's a vile racist to distract from his raping children. Let's see how it works out for him.
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In a functioning democracy, he would not be president by this evening
Trump Posts Video Portraying Obamas as Apes
www.nytimes.com
February 6, 2026 at 4:55 PM
In a functioning democracy, he would not be president by this evening
Anyone who thinks Trump's name will remain on any public edifice for even 10 seconds after he croaks is *seriously* deluded.
February 6, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Anyone who thinks Trump's name will remain on any public edifice for even 10 seconds after he croaks is *seriously* deluded.
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Oof.
Powerful.
Powerful.
Good God.
Watch this.
Watch this.
Ian McKellen performs “The Strangers’ Case” speech from “Sir Thomas More” on Colbert.
February 5, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Oof.
Powerful.
Powerful.
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Spot on.
An independently owned Washington Post would be BOOMING with shitshow coverage during this administration, instead the choice was made to become a sideshow to it.
February 4, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Spot on.
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Democracy Dies in Oligarchy
February 4, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Democracy Dies in Oligarchy
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The only laws from God and Jesus about borders in the entire Bible, Old and New Testament, are the commandments to welcome the stranger and treat the alien as one of your own.
Jesus Christ, how the MAGA hates Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ, how the MAGA hates Jesus Christ.
Q: Pope Leo cited Matthew 25:35 to critique Donald Trump's mass deportation agenda. How would you respond to Pope Leo in scripture?
MIKE JOHNSON: Sovereign borders are biblical and right and just. It's not because we hate the people on the outside. It's because we love the people on the inside.
MIKE JOHNSON: Sovereign borders are biblical and right and just. It's not because we hate the people on the outside. It's because we love the people on the inside.
February 3, 2026 at 11:07 PM
The only laws from God and Jesus about borders in the entire Bible, Old and New Testament, are the commandments to welcome the stranger and treat the alien as one of your own.
Jesus Christ, how the MAGA hates Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ, how the MAGA hates Jesus Christ.
100% Agree
It boggles my mind how a serious person in a position of alleged power could live through the news cycle of these past weeks, especially with today's testimonies, and still believe the answer is a good stern talking to about procedure and tactics.
Resign Chuck. Anyone in New York could do better.
Resign Chuck. Anyone in New York could do better.
Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE:
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
February 4, 2026 at 5:35 AM
100% Agree
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He tells us what he’ll do.
We laugh, then it happens.
He promised invasion; he invaded.
He promised troops at home; they’re here.
He promised retribution; prosecutors and investigators are now targets.
He seized ballots; he’s calling to seize elections.
This isn’t bluster; it’s a plan.
Stop laughing
We laugh, then it happens.
He promised invasion; he invaded.
He promised troops at home; they’re here.
He promised retribution; prosecutors and investigators are now targets.
He seized ballots; he’s calling to seize elections.
This isn’t bluster; it’s a plan.
Stop laughing
February 3, 2026 at 10:29 AM
He tells us what he’ll do.
We laugh, then it happens.
He promised invasion; he invaded.
He promised troops at home; they’re here.
He promised retribution; prosecutors and investigators are now targets.
He seized ballots; he’s calling to seize elections.
This isn’t bluster; it’s a plan.
Stop laughing
We laugh, then it happens.
He promised invasion; he invaded.
He promised troops at home; they’re here.
He promised retribution; prosecutors and investigators are now targets.
He seized ballots; he’s calling to seize elections.
This isn’t bluster; it’s a plan.
Stop laughing
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If you campaigned for the presidency on a promise to destroy these assholes, you would win a landslide the size of FDR in 1936, when he campaigned on a promise to destroy these assholes.
Yes, Peter decided that the continued existence of our democracies isn't compatible with his desired level of personal freedom.
An absolute enemy of humanity.
An absolute enemy of humanity.
February 3, 2026 at 12:17 AM
If you campaigned for the presidency on a promise to destroy these assholes, you would win a landslide the size of FDR in 1936, when he campaigned on a promise to destroy these assholes.
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Each of these 7 items would easily be the biggest scandal for like 45 Presidents.
February 2, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Each of these 7 items would easily be the biggest scandal for like 45 Presidents.
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All Trump has to do to revamp the Kennedy Center and have people flocking to perform there is remove his name.
It’s simple. And inexpensive.
It’s simple. And inexpensive.
February 2, 2026 at 1:15 AM
All Trump has to do to revamp the Kennedy Center and have people flocking to perform there is remove his name.
It’s simple. And inexpensive.
It’s simple. And inexpensive.
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Trump had to go way, way out of his way to bring back both measles AND detention camps but by god he did it.
What a legacy.
What a legacy.
BREAKING: ICE has halted "all movement" at a Texas detention facility due to measles infections, DHS confirms.
ICE halts "all movement" at Texas detention facility due to measles infections
The measles cases at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center were detected Friday, Department of Homeland Security spokesperson Tricia McLaughlin said in a statement to CBS News.
cbsn.ws
February 2, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Trump had to go way, way out of his way to bring back both measles AND detention camps but by god he did it.
What a legacy.
What a legacy.
100% This.
Dem candidates still doing everything they can to make me regret giving to any D candidate. Feels like aversion therapy: give once, spammed forever
January 31, 2026 at 2:17 PM
100% This.
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Trump arrested 4 black journalists for covering a nonviolent church protest w/zero property damage/injuries
-and-
Trump's suing every US taxpayer for $10 billion
-and-
Trump announced he's building a stadium in front of the White House
-AND-
I'm still not distracted from Epstein
866.997.GRIT
LIVE
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Trump's suing every US taxpayer for $10 billion
-and-
Trump announced he's building a stadium in front of the White House
-AND-
I'm still not distracted from Epstein
866.997.GRIT
LIVE
January 31, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Trump arrested 4 black journalists for covering a nonviolent church protest w/zero property damage/injuries
-and-
Trump's suing every US taxpayer for $10 billion
-and-
Trump announced he's building a stadium in front of the White House
-AND-
I'm still not distracted from Epstein
866.997.GRIT
LIVE
-and-
Trump's suing every US taxpayer for $10 billion
-and-
Trump announced he's building a stadium in front of the White House
-AND-
I'm still not distracted from Epstein
866.997.GRIT
LIVE
I wonder how accepting the Fox "news" set would have been if Biden had Watters arrested back during the last term.
January 31, 2026 at 4:15 AM
I wonder how accepting the Fox "news" set would have been if Biden had Watters arrested back during the last term.
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Calling the Gestapo “the Gestapo” is causing the Gestapo to act like the Gestapo.
Homan: "I begged for the last two months on TV for the rhetoric to stop. I said in March -- if the rhetoric doesn't stop, there is gonna be bloodshed. And there has been. I wish I wasn't right. I don't want to see anybody die."
January 29, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Calling the Gestapo “the Gestapo” is causing the Gestapo to act like the Gestapo.
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It’s like if Teapot Dome, Watergate, Kent State, Credit Mobilier, and Iran Contra had all happened in the same week.
January 29, 2026 at 12:57 AM
It’s like if Teapot Dome, Watergate, Kent State, Credit Mobilier, and Iran Contra had all happened in the same week.
Vaginal Dryness HOF Top 20:
Miller, Watters, Hannity, Carlson, Gutfeld, Walsh, Jennings, Cruz, Patel, Davis, Shapiro, Fuentes, Johnson, Bongino, Bovino, Adams, Vance, Pool, Bannon, Levin
Living Saltpeter HOF Top 10:
Noem, Kelly, Ingraham, Owens, Levitt, Gabbard, Coulter, Hemingway,Stuckey, Lahren
Miller, Watters, Hannity, Carlson, Gutfeld, Walsh, Jennings, Cruz, Patel, Davis, Shapiro, Fuentes, Johnson, Bongino, Bovino, Adams, Vance, Pool, Bannon, Levin
Living Saltpeter HOF Top 10:
Noem, Kelly, Ingraham, Owens, Levitt, Gabbard, Coulter, Hemingway,Stuckey, Lahren
January 29, 2026 at 6:08 AM
Vaginal Dryness HOF Top 20:
Miller, Watters, Hannity, Carlson, Gutfeld, Walsh, Jennings, Cruz, Patel, Davis, Shapiro, Fuentes, Johnson, Bongino, Bovino, Adams, Vance, Pool, Bannon, Levin
Living Saltpeter HOF Top 10:
Noem, Kelly, Ingraham, Owens, Levitt, Gabbard, Coulter, Hemingway,Stuckey, Lahren
Miller, Watters, Hannity, Carlson, Gutfeld, Walsh, Jennings, Cruz, Patel, Davis, Shapiro, Fuentes, Johnson, Bongino, Bovino, Adams, Vance, Pool, Bannon, Levin
Living Saltpeter HOF Top 10:
Noem, Kelly, Ingraham, Owens, Levitt, Gabbard, Coulter, Hemingway,Stuckey, Lahren
I think I speak for, well, everyone when I ask...
"Is that the Star Wars Cantina crowd in the background?"
"Is that the Star Wars Cantina crowd in the background?"
He wears orange makeup, a girdle & heel lifts, had 4 hair transplants, can’t run, can’t swim, dodged the draft, never taken his shirt off in public, can’t lift weights, never played sports with his kids, never fired a gun, loves interior decorating, never been in a fight… bsky.app/profile/atru...
Rep. Mariannette Miller-Meeks at the Trump rally: "They're playing this song -- Macho Man. Every hard-working woman deserves a Macho Man. And I see a whole lot of it all around me! But the number one macho man you're gonna hear from in a little while."
January 28, 2026 at 7:12 AM
I think I speak for, well, everyone when I ask...
"Is that the Star Wars Cantina crowd in the background?"
"Is that the Star Wars Cantina crowd in the background?"
If I got a dime every time I read something that Megyn Kelly said and thought to myself "This friggin' twat," I could retire all US debt and still have enough left over to buy the moon.
Whistles should be banned instead of masked murdering out-of-control, lawless Proud Boy thugs with assault weapons, tear gas, arrested development, and anger issues.
Fascist Fox News and its alumni trash are destroying our democracy.
Fascist Fox News and its alumni trash are destroying our democracy.
January 28, 2026 at 7:07 AM
If I got a dime every time I read something that Megyn Kelly said and thought to myself "This friggin' twat," I could retire all US debt and still have enough left over to buy the moon.
I own three whistles. In MAGA 2A parlance...
"My whistles have never killed anybody."
"My whistles have never killed anybody."
It’s just incredibly funny this is supposed to be the “freedom” party. It was never about any freedom except their right to be selfish assholes and not feel bad about it.
January 28, 2026 at 6:54 AM
I own three whistles. In MAGA 2A parlance...
"My whistles have never killed anybody."
"My whistles have never killed anybody."
"Diet Fox News" as a description for CBS is a banger, and will be my 'goto' going forward.
Yeah not clear to me what the target audience for Diet Fox News is. They aren’t going to capture Fox’s audience. It’s like DeSantis getting crushed in the primary. MAGA had zero interest in a cheap imitation of Trump. They wanted the real thing.
January 27, 2026 at 4:20 PM
"Diet Fox News" as a description for CBS is a banger, and will be my 'goto' going forward.