Patrick Pipino
@pp8010.bsky.social
Supposed Ice Cream Magnate & Chef. Failed Comedian. Youngin' Baseball Coach. Umpire. Lover of all things Springsteen. Once got an A- in Nuclear Weapons at Harvard.
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So just to be clear — our economy is doing great and everything is amazing… but also it’s still Biden’s economy and next year is when it will finally get good? Do we have that right?
December 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
So just to be clear — our economy is doing great and everything is amazing… but also it’s still Biden’s economy and next year is when it will finally get good? Do we have that right?
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MAGA: I voted for this!
$400 million ballroom.
Triumphal arch.
Qatari jet.
Renaming an arts center.
Foreign crypto deals.
Blowing up boats.
Saudi golf resorts.
High tariffs on goods.
Record deficits.
Epstein cover up.
Pardons for drug traffickers and rich fraudsters.
$400 million ballroom.
Triumphal arch.
Qatari jet.
Renaming an arts center.
Foreign crypto deals.
Blowing up boats.
Saudi golf resorts.
High tariffs on goods.
Record deficits.
Epstein cover up.
Pardons for drug traffickers and rich fraudsters.
December 20, 2025 at 1:25 AM
MAGA: I voted for this!
$400 million ballroom.
Triumphal arch.
Qatari jet.
Renaming an arts center.
Foreign crypto deals.
Blowing up boats.
Saudi golf resorts.
High tariffs on goods.
Record deficits.
Epstein cover up.
Pardons for drug traffickers and rich fraudsters.
$400 million ballroom.
Triumphal arch.
Qatari jet.
Renaming an arts center.
Foreign crypto deals.
Blowing up boats.
Saudi golf resorts.
High tariffs on goods.
Record deficits.
Epstein cover up.
Pardons for drug traffickers and rich fraudsters.
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Making a production in discovery that is almost entirely redacted is a popular way to say “fuck you”
December 19, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Making a production in discovery that is almost entirely redacted is a popular way to say “fuck you”
I take a quick nap only to wake up and find out we are bombing Syria and destroying vaccine requirements for schoolchildren.
Praying this nightmare ends, but it keeps getting worse.
Praying this nightmare ends, but it keeps getting worse.
December 19, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I take a quick nap only to wake up and find out we are bombing Syria and destroying vaccine requirements for schoolchildren.
Praying this nightmare ends, but it keeps getting worse.
Praying this nightmare ends, but it keeps getting worse.
How soon before President Orange Tits puts a freeze on people coming in from Portugal?
December 19, 2025 at 4:05 AM
How soon before President Orange Tits puts a freeze on people coming in from Portugal?
America is more fucked than a Thanksgiving turkey.
December 18, 2025 at 4:14 PM
America is more fucked than a Thanksgiving turkey.
Sometimes I'm *convinced* that SNL is clandestinely paying Trump as a writer.
Tonight was one of those times.
Tonight was one of those times.
December 18, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Sometimes I'm *convinced* that SNL is clandestinely paying Trump as a writer.
Tonight was one of those times.
Tonight was one of those times.
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Biden was the kind of old where you take away the car keys. Trump is the kind of old where you don't let him near the grandchildren
December 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Biden was the kind of old where you take away the car keys. Trump is the kind of old where you don't let him near the grandchildren
Me: (with tears in my eyes)
Sir, Sir...
THIS. IS. A. FUCKIN' WENDY'S!
Sir, Sir...
THIS. IS. A. FUCKIN' WENDY'S!
December 18, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Me: (with tears in my eyes)
Sir, Sir...
THIS. IS. A. FUCKIN' WENDY'S!
Sir, Sir...
THIS. IS. A. FUCKIN' WENDY'S!
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A blockade is literally an act of war. Just mounting one is declaring war. Without Congressional approval or public support.
December 17, 2025 at 3:25 AM
A blockade is literally an act of war. Just mounting one is declaring war. Without Congressional approval or public support.
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“As a devout Christian Republican I had no problem with Trump mocking the disabled, calling women pigs, joking about the hammer attack on Nancy Pelosi’s husband, calling political opponents “retarded,” calling for Democratic lawmakers to be hanged, allowing masked thugs to…
December 16, 2025 at 6:14 PM
“As a devout Christian Republican I had no problem with Trump mocking the disabled, calling women pigs, joking about the hammer attack on Nancy Pelosi’s husband, calling political opponents “retarded,” calling for Democratic lawmakers to be hanged, allowing masked thugs to…
The knife twist coming from @therickwilson.bsky.social on this is going to be so fucking delicious, that I await it like a centennial's birthday cake.
In what context would “alcoholic personality” sound positive I wonder. Maybe, “but at least he’s not a pedophile?”
Translation: “Whoopsy!”
December 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM
The knife twist coming from @therickwilson.bsky.social on this is going to be so fucking delicious, that I await it like a centennial's birthday cake.
No lies detected.
Trump busy bringing back measles, farm bailouts, ISIS, tax cuts for the rich, out of control military spending, conflicts with allies, millions without health insurance, food stamp cuts, military parades, pardons for drug traffickers, pollution, and foreign wars.
December 16, 2025 at 3:31 AM
No lies detected.
100%.
Trump has monetized the fleeting moments of strength; the gangster in the mugshot, the fighter who was shot, etc.
In reality, he is a sad, fat, stupid, old man surrounded by yes men, creeps, and clowns.
Laser focus on Trump's vanity and he'll burn down his own house to show how cool he is.
In reality, he is a sad, fat, stupid, old man surrounded by yes men, creeps, and clowns.
Laser focus on Trump's vanity and he'll burn down his own house to show how cool he is.
I know they're inflicting real harm right now, but they're proud of that and they think it makes them look strong.
Hell, they're probably happy to be called "tyrants" and "thugs," but calling them weird dorks and uncool losers will absolutely drive them crazy.
Hell, they're probably happy to be called "tyrants" and "thugs," but calling them weird dorks and uncool losers will absolutely drive them crazy.
December 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
100%.
When we used to have serious people in these positions, this sort of thing wouldn't happen.
Maybe a completely irrelevant, unqualified, incompetent shitposting podcaster wasn't really a good choice for such a role, eh?
Maybe a completely irrelevant, unqualified, incompetent shitposting podcaster wasn't really a good choice for such a role, eh?
The person of interest detained in connection with yesterday’s deadly shooting at Brown University has been released, hours after Kash Patel posted about the detention and took credit for it. The shooter remains at large.
December 15, 2025 at 4:33 PM
When we used to have serious people in these positions, this sort of thing wouldn't happen.
Maybe a completely irrelevant, unqualified, incompetent shitposting podcaster wasn't really a good choice for such a role, eh?
Maybe a completely irrelevant, unqualified, incompetent shitposting podcaster wasn't really a good choice for such a role, eh?
Dear Twitter:
Drop Dead.
Signed,
Me
Drop Dead.
Signed,
Me
Elon's little serfs are quite literally begging journalists to come back because every publicly available source of data shows people have fled the platform and young people won't use it.
They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
December 15, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Dear Twitter:
Drop Dead.
Signed,
Me
Drop Dead.
Signed,
Me
Just making sure I'm keeping up here...
So:
Farmland for solar panels-BAD
Farmland for data centers-GOOD
Do I have that about right?
So:
Farmland for solar panels-BAD
Farmland for data centers-GOOD
Do I have that about right?
Fox tells Americans to buy artificial trees so Christmas tree farms can be used for data centers:
"Everybody needs to get on board."
"Everybody needs to get on board."
December 14, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Just making sure I'm keeping up here...
So:
Farmland for solar panels-BAD
Farmland for data centers-GOOD
Do I have that about right?
So:
Farmland for solar panels-BAD
Farmland for data centers-GOOD
Do I have that about right?
I don't want to sound glib, but in this day and age, and given his name, there's a less than zero chance that ICE shows up at the presentation ceremony.
Breaking News from @theathletic.com: Fernando Mendoza won the Heisman Trophy, becoming the first Indiana player to win college football’s most prestigious award.
Fernando Mendoza wins 2025 Heisman Trophy, the first in Indiana program history
The nerdy and unflappable quarterback won a close vote in what's been a dream season for Indiana.
www.nytimes.com
December 14, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I don't want to sound glib, but in this day and age, and given his name, there's a less than zero chance that ICE shows up at the presentation ceremony.
I never thought about this until just now.
Excellent, excellent point.
Excellent, excellent point.
December 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I never thought about this until just now.
Excellent, excellent point.
Excellent, excellent point.
Saw this one coming.
The effects of legalising sports-betting has been intense on college campuses. But the mental and financial costs are hard to ignore econ.st/48LfD6L
December 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Saw this one coming.
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This should be the biggest story in the country right now. The sitting US President was extorting state lawmakers from his own party by threatening to withhold public money if they didn’t gerrymander for him.
I don’t know how else to say it…
I don’t know how else to say it…
December 12, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This should be the biggest story in the country right now. The sitting US President was extorting state lawmakers from his own party by threatening to withhold public money if they didn’t gerrymander for him.
I don’t know how else to say it…
I don’t know how else to say it…
I’m watching the White House press conference. Whoever dresses Karoline Leavitt clearly hates her.
December 11, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I’m watching the White House press conference. Whoever dresses Karoline Leavitt clearly hates her.
Welp, if we’re gonna do murder on the high seas, why not piracy as well?
www.cnbc.com/2025/12/10/u...
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Trump says U.S. seized oil tanker off the coast of Venezuela
The White House has undertaken a large military buildup in the Caribbean and launched deadly strikes against boats that it claims were trafficking drugs.
www.cnbc.com
December 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Welp, if we’re gonna do murder on the high seas, why not piracy as well?
www.cnbc.com/2025/12/10/u...
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I mean, what could possibly go wrong?
SCOOP — Gregg Phillips, a conspiracy theorist with no emergency management experience who helped produce the election-denying documentary ‘2000 Mules’ with Dinesh D’Souza and has faced numerous legal inquiries, has been named head of FEMA’s Office of Response and Recovery.
My story:
My story:
Conspiracy theorist election denier given FEMA’s second-most important role
Gregg Phillips will lead the Office of Response and Recovery, “the heart of what FEMA does.”
www.thehandbasket.co
December 10, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I mean, what could possibly go wrong?
When @jbf1755.bsky.social Dr. Freeman drops an f-bomb on social media, you know shit is getting *real.*
Want some proof that these folks are all surface no substance?
For fucking crying out loud.
For fucking crying out loud.
Mr. Rubio said switching back to Times New Roman would “restore decorum and professionalism to the department’s written work.” Calibri is “informal” when compared to serif typefaces like Times New Roman and “clashes” with the department’s official letterhead. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/u...
December 10, 2025 at 3:59 AM
When @jbf1755.bsky.social Dr. Freeman drops an f-bomb on social media, you know shit is getting *real.*