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Una the Archivist 📜
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Get in losers, we're going to attack and dethrone god.

writing fantasy 🌠
and trying not to despair
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You: wants to meet aliens in order to receive judgement
Me, an intellectual: wants to meet aliens so we can FUCK
How wonderful it will be if the universe really contains other intelligences and other societies! Bystanders have the clearest view. Someone truly neutral will then be able to comment on whether we're the heroes or villains of history.
January 10, 2026 at 5:25 AM
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Seems like things are going kinda bad. Maybe they should've sent this version instead 🤔
Message to Extraterrestrial Civilizations First Draft [Complete Text] Attention, you who have received this message! This message was sent out by a country that represents revolutionary justice on Earth! Before this, you may have already received other messages sent from the same direction. Those messages were sent by an imperialist superpower on this planet. That superpower is strug-gling against another superpower for world domination so that it can drag human history backwards. We hope you will not listen to their lies. Stand with justice, stand with the revolution! [Instructions from Central Leadership] This is utter crap! It's enough to put up big-character posters27 everywhere on the ground, but we should not send them into space. The Cultural Revolution leadership should no longer have any involvement with Red Coast. Such an important message must be composed carefully. It's prob-ably best to have it drafted by a special committee and then dis-cussed and approved by a meeting of the Politburo.
January 10, 2026 at 5:23 AM
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Uh, they'll be able to figure out where an interstellar radio signal came from...
The message will be carefully vetted by a multidisciplinary review to ensure that it will not give away the Earth's coordinates
January 10, 2026 at 5:21 AM
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Oh, ok. So the bad guys here are DOGE.

(Tw: suicide)
"Everything that's happening is coordinated by someone behind the scenes with one goal: to completely ruin scientific research." "Who?" "I have no idea. But I can sense the plan, a very comprehensive, in-tricate plan: damage scientific research installations, kill scientists, drive scientists like you crazy and make you commit suicide-but the main goal is to misdirect your thoughts until you're even more foolish than ordinary people." "Your last statement is really perceptive."
January 10, 2026 at 4:13 AM
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Da Shi, moments before he gets squished by an interdimensional being who wants to destroy the planet: man, this is bullshit.
"But, I did indeed invent an ultimate rule." "Tell me." "Anything sufficiently weird must be fishy." "What... what kind of crappy rule is that?" "I'm saying that there's always someone behind things that don't seem to have an explanation." "If you had even basic knowledge of science, you'd know it's impos-sible for any force to accomplish the things I experienced. Especially that last one. To manipulate things at the scale of the universe-not only can you not explain it with our current science, I couldn't even imagine how to explain it outside of science. It's more than supernatu-ral. It's super-I-don't-know-what...." "I'm telling you, that's bullshit. I've seen plenty of weird things."
January 10, 2026 at 4:09 AM
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Da Shi has 100% immunity to the paranormal and will survive every horror movie without noticing he's in one.
Wang finished another shot. Now the world was spinning around him, and only the tripe-chomping Shi Qiang across from him remained stable. He said, "Da Shi, have you ever considered certain ultimate philosophical questions? For example, where does Man come from? Where does Man go? Where does the universe come from? Where does the universe go? Et cetera." "Nope." "Never?" "Never." "You must see the stars. Aren't you awed and curious?" "I never look at the sky at night."
January 10, 2026 at 4:06 AM
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Converting microwave photons to visible is NOT TRIVIAL. You need sophisticated experimental equipment and a medium that can absorb microwave and emit visible light, such as a gas of atoms, a doped crystal, or a microresonator, plus the right lasers. Glasses that could do the job would be a big deal!
"It's a sort of science toy we made for the Capital Planetarium. With our current level of technology, we could take the six-meter horn an-tenna used by Penzias and Wilson almost half a century ago to dis-cover the cosmic microwave background and miniaturize it to the size of a pair of glasses. Then we added a converter in the glasses to com-press the detected radiation by five orders of magnitude so that seven-centimeter waves are turned into visible red light. This way, visitors can put on the glasses at night and observe the cosmic microwave background on their own. And now, we can use it to see the universe flicker."
January 10, 2026 at 3:43 AM
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Bluesky really cuts everyone's heads off, huh 😅
January 10, 2026 at 2:34 AM
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And some bonus characters!

Pollita: Grand Executor of Akkan's Will (in pursuit of Marius and the Font)

Ban: Junior Adjudicator and Pollita's assistant (doing his best)

Pent-uau and Ti-ei: Emissaries of the Clan of Isle Lanta (and co-conspirators)
Left: Ban He has medium-light brown skin and long straight hair in a high ponytail. The sides of his head are shaved. He is wearing white robes and wears a sword tucked into his sash. He is smiling. Right: Pollita She has light skin and gray hair tied back in two big braids. The sides of her head are shaved. She is dressed in layered robes of blue and red, and has a fancy yellow cloak on top. She is frowning. Left: Pent-uau A bald man with medium brown skin. He's wearing a tan coloured ancient Egyptian style tunic with yellow trim and fancy brown sash. His arms are crossed and he looks a little grumpy. Right: Ti-ei A man with medium brown skin and short teal hair. He's wearing a dark blue ancient Egyptian stile tunic with black trim and a fancy brown sash. He has his arm around Pent-uau and is smiling.
January 10, 2026 at 2:33 AM
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I pay roughly that much for a monthly med (not in the US) and I keep hoping it gets publicly funded.

Maybe one day 🤞
January 10, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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The was a time before they made you have an account, where you could just copy the app data across in the phone's file system. But then they locked that down due to "security risks" and I did not have an Angry Birds account, and it all disappeared 😭

I was working towards 3 stars in every level 🥲
January 9, 2026 at 7:48 PM
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I haven't seen Castlevania, but my avatar is a cartoon version of me as my hair was in 2024 (colour usually changes twice a year).
January 9, 2026 at 4:27 AM
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I'm pretty sure that the ones that do smoke also do allergens, since dust and pollen are quite big. You can find out what the filters are good for based on their HEPA or MERV rating.
January 9, 2026 at 2:58 AM
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I told a ten year old about how I used film cameras at her age and she ran away out of boredom.
January 9, 2026 at 1:31 AM
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I've written tons of fanfiction and an entire romance novel (under other pen names), and now I'm writing in the genre I've loved my whole life: science fiction and fantasy. My current WIP is a bronze age fantasy and it is a collab with my husband. First draft is almost done!
January 9, 2026 at 12:54 AM
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This post was brought to you from the beach! 🏖️
A blue hardcover book on a red tartan picnic blanket on a rocky beach. Photo of the beach. The foreground shows gray rocky pebbles. The sea is blue and still and the sky is clear except for a tiny bit of sparse clouds. On the right is a pier. In the background there are hills.
January 9, 2026 at 12:34 AM
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When your kid is weird even for someone destined to be a physicist.
"Dong Dong didn't argue with me, but I later discovered that she really was different. For example, let's say I explained a formula to her. Other children might say, 'What a clever formula!' But she would say, "This formula is so elegant, so beautiful.' The expression on her face was the same as when she saw a pretty wildflower.
January 9, 2026 at 12:32 AM
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Wang, I was rooting for you, but now it turns out that you're a terrible boss. On the next page, it says that only 5 days of maintenance are needed to make the machine good as new (3 if they hurry), yet you've been making everyone waste their time doing workarounds.
When the lab director saw Wang, he hurried over and began to report a series of malfunctions with the main reaction chamber-a recent ritual whenever Wang arrived at work. By now the main reaction cham-ber had been in continuous operation for more than a year, and many sensors had lost sensitivity, resulting in measurement errors that re-quired shutting down the apparatus for maintenance. But as the lead scientist on the project, Wang insisted that the machine would not be shut down until the third set of molecular combinations was fin-ished. The technicians had no choice but to jury-rig more and more kludges onto the main reaction chamber to compensate. And now those kludges required their own kludges, a state of affairs that exhausted the project staff.
January 6, 2026 at 11:45 PM
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This doesn't work for me. FB forces a redirect to the regular feed.
January 6, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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Ruh roh
a clock in a dark room with a netflix logo
Alt: That scary clock from Stranger Things season 4.
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January 6, 2026 at 10:07 AM