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Una the Archivist 📜
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Get in losers, we're going to attack and dethrone god.

writing fantasy 🌠
and trying not to despair
You: wants to meet aliens in order to receive judgement
Me, an intellectual: wants to meet aliens so we can FUCK
January 10, 2026 at 5:25 AM
Seems like things are going kinda bad. Maybe they should've sent this version instead 🤔
January 10, 2026 at 5:23 AM
Uh, they'll be able to figure out where an interstellar radio signal came from...
January 10, 2026 at 5:21 AM
Oh, ok. So the bad guys here are DOGE.

(Tw: suicide)
January 10, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Da Shi, moments before he gets squished by an interdimensional being who wants to destroy the planet: man, this is bullshit.
January 10, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Da Shi has 100% immunity to the paranormal and will survive every horror movie without noticing he's in one.
January 10, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Converting microwave photons to visible is NOT TRIVIAL. You need sophisticated experimental equipment and a medium that can absorb microwave and emit visible light, such as a gas of atoms, a doped crystal, or a microresonator, plus the right lasers. Glasses that could do the job would be a big deal!
January 10, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Bluesky really cuts everyone's heads off, huh 😅
January 10, 2026 at 2:34 AM
And some bonus characters!

Pollita: Grand Executor of Akkan's Will (in pursuit of Marius and the Font)

Ban: Junior Adjudicator and Pollita's assistant (doing his best)

Pent-uau and Ti-ei: Emissaries of the Clan of Isle Lanta (and co-conspirators)
January 10, 2026 at 2:33 AM
I pay roughly that much for a monthly med (not in the US) and I keep hoping it gets publicly funded.

Maybe one day 🤞
January 10, 2026 at 2:00 AM
The was a time before they made you have an account, where you could just copy the app data across in the phone's file system. But then they locked that down due to "security risks" and I did not have an Angry Birds account, and it all disappeared 😭

I was working towards 3 stars in every level 🥲
January 9, 2026 at 7:48 PM
I haven't seen Castlevania, but my avatar is a cartoon version of me as my hair was in 2024 (colour usually changes twice a year).
January 9, 2026 at 4:27 AM
I'm pretty sure that the ones that do smoke also do allergens, since dust and pollen are quite big. You can find out what the filters are good for based on their HEPA or MERV rating.
January 9, 2026 at 2:58 AM
I told a ten year old about how I used film cameras at her age and she ran away out of boredom.
January 9, 2026 at 1:31 AM
I've written tons of fanfiction and an entire romance novel (under other pen names), and now I'm writing in the genre I've loved my whole life: science fiction and fantasy. My current WIP is a bronze age fantasy and it is a collab with my husband. First draft is almost done!
January 9, 2026 at 12:54 AM
This post was brought to you from the beach! 🏖️
January 9, 2026 at 12:34 AM
When your kid is weird even for someone destined to be a physicist.
January 9, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Wang, I was rooting for you, but now it turns out that you're a terrible boss. On the next page, it says that only 5 days of maintenance are needed to make the machine good as new (3 if they hurry), yet you've been making everyone waste their time doing workarounds.
January 6, 2026 at 11:45 PM
This doesn't work for me. FB forces a redirect to the regular feed.
January 6, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Ruh roh
a clock in a dark room with a netflix logo
Alt: That scary clock from Stranger Things season 4.
media.tenor.com
January 6, 2026 at 10:07 AM