the jorts defender
@prestonp.bsky.social
☭ Anti-fascist. Profesor de español. The trash king of garbage mountain. SLCP.
Ran into your squad earlier
June 22, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Ran into your squad earlier
First show of SUMMER BREAK 2025. Die Spitz at Sinkhole
May 31, 2025 at 3:08 AM
First show of SUMMER BREAK 2025. Die Spitz at Sinkhole
Me (drunk) waiting to follow my wife (sober) to our hotel (1 block away) in Las Vegas this weekend
May 20, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Me (drunk) waiting to follow my wife (sober) to our hotel (1 block away) in Las Vegas this weekend
3rd read of 2025. Didn’t really get it when I read it 15 years ago, but now with more life experience I can appreciate it.
April 7, 2025 at 4:47 AM
3rd read of 2025. Didn’t really get it when I read it 15 years ago, but now with more life experience I can appreciate it.
Look at the size of this lad. An absolute unit.
March 18, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Look at the size of this lad. An absolute unit.
Read #2 of 2025.
February 18, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Read #2 of 2025.
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You guys have fucked up so bad you made Quebec patriotic
Saw this video and had to share.
This was at the Bell Centre, never heard it so loud, this is Canadian unity 🇨🇦
#CanadianUnity
This was at the Bell Centre, never heard it so loud, this is Canadian unity 🇨🇦
#CanadianUnity
February 15, 2025 at 5:21 AM
You guys have fucked up so bad you made Quebec patriotic
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Bernie sanders, you are: very old, able to get into highly secure locations, famous for wearing a big coat, and not under the scrutiny of concerned security parties. I have a proposal sir.
February 5, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Bernie sanders, you are: very old, able to get into highly secure locations, famous for wearing a big coat, and not under the scrutiny of concerned security parties. I have a proposal sir.
“We can’t let them keep getting away with this!” says man who keeps letting them get away with this.
Congress must take action to restore the rule of law.
February 4, 2025 at 4:19 AM
“We can’t let them keep getting away with this!” says man who keeps letting them get away with this.
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Finished my first read of 2025.
January 31, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Finished my first read of 2025.
🚨🚨 Best friend alert 🚨 🚨
January 17, 2025 at 5:47 AM
🚨🚨 Best friend alert 🚨 🚨
Based.
after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"
January 16, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Based.
Doods. I’m thinkin about how hard an imos would hit right now.
January 10, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Doods. I’m thinkin about how hard an imos would hit right now.
Snow day tomorrow.
January 8, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Snow day tomorrow.
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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
January 4, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
One of my dreams is going into my backyard, loudly cracking a beer, and hearing a neighbor who I can’t even see over the fence say ‘hell yeah’
January 4, 2025 at 7:08 AM
One of my dreams is going into my backyard, loudly cracking a beer, and hearing a neighbor who I can’t even see over the fence say ‘hell yeah’
Love these ashtrays, lets me know who has ripped more darts, me or my wife, any given night.
December 30, 2024 at 2:39 AM
Love these ashtrays, lets me know who has ripped more darts, me or my wife, any given night.
Finally got a visit from the STL welcoming committee today
December 8, 2024 at 9:04 PM
Finally got a visit from the STL welcoming committee today
Blues game tonight got me in the high energy/pleasant vibes quadrant
December 4, 2024 at 4:00 AM
Blues game tonight got me in the high energy/pleasant vibes quadrant
Only flabongo’d one beer tonight. The rest of this drunkenness is fully organic.
November 28, 2024 at 6:40 AM
Only flabongo’d one beer tonight. The rest of this drunkenness is fully organic.
Joy. As an act of resistance.
November 26, 2024 at 6:00 AM
Joy. As an act of resistance.