They should do MyChart Wrapped

7:50 am and the vendors in the Italian Market are passing around a handle of Bacardi

birds by three touchdowns

“They forgot to grease the historical markers” is a sentence that has never been said before and could not be said in any other city

363 Days of Tea, 2015, a visual diary by​ Ruby Silvious using the tea bag as a medium to create a new work of art every day #WomensArt

i have stopped using tiktok because i have integrity !!! and it’s absolutely not because i deleted it and then realized after the fact that i can’t redownload it now

Still haven’t seen Wicked, but it does warm my heart to know that there is now an entire other generation that is going to attempt to read, and inevitably decide not to finish, the book it’s based on

The road to fascism is paved with centrists screaming “he can’t do that because of the law”

i just ended a talking stage with someone cuz i realized all of our inside jokes were just my jokes that he would repeat back to me. i need a load bearing yapper

TikTok is back but like, in the way your long lost son appears on your doorstep after a mysterious disappearance & he looks & sounds the same but he’s harboring a dark secret and ok lemme turn off Lifetime