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Buy now pay later for rent would have been a joke 5 years ago but I fully expect the Klarna 60 Year Mortgage to be normal by the time I'm 30.
December 1, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Buy now pay later for rent would have been a joke 5 years ago but I fully expect the Klarna 60 Year Mortgage to be normal by the time I'm 30.
I can't tell which party is holding the other hostage in the Taylor Sheridan-Paramount situation but we do not need Yellowstone: Justified.
November 30, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I can't tell which party is holding the other hostage in the Taylor Sheridan-Paramount situation but we do not need Yellowstone: Justified.
Dog took 20 minutes to piss in the rain. That's fine its not like it's 40 degrees or anything.
November 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Dog took 20 minutes to piss in the rain. That's fine its not like it's 40 degrees or anything.
20 people you know follow the Mets player who is pitching for Israel in the WBC.
a man wearing headphones and a blue hoodie looks at the camera .
ALT: a man wearing headphones and a blue hoodie looks at the camera .
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 6:35 PM
20 people you know follow the Mets player who is pitching for Israel in the WBC.
Here come the golden oldies
Here come the Obama
Here come the Obama
November 29, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Here come the golden oldies
Here come the Obama
Here come the Obama
Imagine "deploying" to Washington, DC and getting aired out in front of a Tatte.
November 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Imagine "deploying" to Washington, DC and getting aired out in front of a Tatte.
An event just occurred somewhere
November 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
An event just occurred somewhere
Finally got TFBC from the library so I figured I'd go see what the author is up to.
November 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Finally got TFBC from the library so I figured I'd go see what the author is up to.
Choosing what wine to get for the holidays
November 26, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Choosing what wine to get for the holidays
I can never bring myself to jump someone in Arc Raiders no matter how many times I go in determined to just be a dick. Some of the best runs I've had have been teamed up with a random or two.
November 25, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I can never bring myself to jump someone in Arc Raiders no matter how many times I go in determined to just be a dick. Some of the best runs I've had have been teamed up with a random or two.
Open enrollment
November 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Open enrollment
This city needs to start going after people who don't rake their sidewalks. I shouldn't have to skate over rotting leaves every 50 feet.
November 24, 2025 at 4:06 PM
This city needs to start going after people who don't rake their sidewalks. I shouldn't have to skate over rotting leaves every 50 feet.
It's nice that the Vikings suck again. Takes me back to the 2010s and I can just hatewatch other teams and ignore what's happening. I'm not coping.
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
It's nice that the Vikings suck again. Takes me back to the 2010s and I can just hatewatch other teams and ignore what's happening. I'm not coping.
My favorite JFK conspiracists are the ones who think the "good ending" of the US timeline was riding in that limo before it was rudely interrupted.
November 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
My favorite JFK conspiracists are the ones who think the "good ending" of the US timeline was riding in that limo before it was rudely interrupted.
I am a journalist and you need to pay me United States Dollars to read the next part of my story about how my ex and the HHS secretary were felching.
November 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I am a journalist and you need to pay me United States Dollars to read the next part of my story about how my ex and the HHS secretary were felching.
The entire country hates our party so we're going to roll out Obama's speechwriter that no one remembers to run some more hasbara.
November 21, 2025 at 5:23 PM
The entire country hates our party so we're going to roll out Obama's speechwriter that no one remembers to run some more hasbara.
You live in a 1.5 party state.
These 20 House Democrats just joined Republicans in voting to fully repeal DC's police reform laws.
Wiping off the books critical laws on use of force, transparency, and preventing violent cops from getting rehired.
They think that they should have more say over DC police than the people of DC.
Wiping off the books critical laws on use of force, transparency, and preventing violent cops from getting rehired.
They think that they should have more say over DC police than the people of DC.
November 20, 2025 at 6:03 PM
You live in a 1.5 party state.
Philadelphians are not taking the Michelin well, as expected. "Why did this wet meat and cheese sandwich place get recommended and not the one I like? 🤬"
November 19, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Philadelphians are not taking the Michelin well, as expected. "Why did this wet meat and cheese sandwich place get recommended and not the one I like? 🤬"
Not growing up with cable and never knowing what any Adult Swim slop is >>>
November 18, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Not growing up with cable and never knowing what any Adult Swim slop is >>>
Our politicians are using AI to make videos of them shitting on their enemies from an airplane but Freud was the weirdo who was wrong about everything.
November 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Our politicians are using AI to make videos of them shitting on their enemies from an airplane but Freud was the weirdo who was wrong about everything.
Williamsburg girls are so scary. "Are you single?" No and also you're 22. Leave me alone.
November 16, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Williamsburg girls are so scary. "Are you single?" No and also you're 22. Leave me alone.
In the glorious People's Autonomous City of New York.
November 15, 2025 at 1:47 AM
In the glorious People's Autonomous City of New York.
Beast mode
Teen brothers have been on the front lines of Midway Blitz, following the Feds and helping their neighbors. This is their story. “If I get the opportunity to fight like this for the rest of my life, I would be totally OK with that.” By @tesskenny.bsky.social
www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/14/c...
www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/14/c...
West Chicago brothers are on the front lines against ‘Operation Midway Blitz.’ And they’re only teenagers.
The wave of youth activists who have been galvanized into action by “Operation Midway Blitz” follow a long tradition paved around the world by young activists.
www.chicagotribune.com
November 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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