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the upstart
@prismatic7.bsky.social
to be specific, i'm not terrific
just a manifester who can get off wit it

UAE (was AU) based noise bastard, theatre maker, deep-fried academic.

He/they.
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Maybe the traditional introduction post:

Sound designer, recent Primitive Calculator (band on hiatus, we think), theatre nerd, theatre production educator and scholar, wishes to annihilate utterly the cesspool of fuckheadery that is the VCA, needs a fuckin job. Swears fuckin constantly. Drinks.
Maisie Adam was fuckin robbed
December 23, 2025 at 3:50 PM
And another thing: We didn’t train the ocelot to be a bookseller. Please don’t put it in the newspaper that we trained an ocelot to be a bookseller
have just received word that the faber & faber christmas crackers this year contain this as a 'fun fact': "DID YOU KNOW - in 2024, an ocelot was trained to be a Bookseller". this is just not the case. they did indeed let it loose in the shop, but it very rapidly had to be gathered up again
December 23, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Alright alright alright hear me out yeah hear me out

Adeel Akhtar as Sergeant (and later Captain/Sir) Vimes
December 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
A good day. Excellent video meeting with a good friend who is also the director of my next show, adventure to the Fancy Supermarket of Sharjah, video call with my beloved, Current 93 on the lab stereo, leftover pasta bake in the oven and my old man Japanese whisky on ice. I can do this. Probably.
December 16, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Lying on the couch in my newish digs (~3 months) in UAE after the nuts-on-a-spike epic that was my first term with my amazing new academy. Drinking white wine, making spag bol, cranking Unsane. It's weird, I'm lonely, but I'm ok.
December 15, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Reposted by the upstart
"Smash Antisemitism!
Smash Capitalism & Every State!"
Graff mural in Sydney
December 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Fucking hell. What a horrible day. Be safe, Sydney folk.
December 14, 2025 at 9:34 AM
At one and the same time this is:

- "I'm sorry fucking WHAT"
- "I will bankrupt myself to obtain this album"
'Recommended to me by Richard Dawson. Thorn Wych makes her own instruments from boughs and branches, they have this animal snarl on the timbre’s edge, makes the whole thing feel wild in its sound not just its aesthetic.'

Thorn Wych - Aesthesis - Rum Music: The Best of 2025

buff.ly/RekOkQL
December 13, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Dear #TheResistance

Jesus fuckin Christ fuck off. I'm not even American and by the fucking way youse can all burn. Go to fuck.
December 13, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Damn. My teen reading wouldn't have been as head-melting without John Varley - this book in particular. I mean, yes, it's Heinlein with the serial numbers wonkily covered with gaffer tape, but it's also subversive and kind of punk - a bit ramshackle and outré. Blessed be.
News is coming to me via friends on Facebook, and via Fancyclopedia, that John Varley, who wrote Millennium, Steel Beach, and the Gaea trilogy (Titan, Wizard, Demon) has died. He was an excellent writer in the Campbell/Heinlein tradition, and I dug him a lot in my teens and early 20s. RIP.
December 11, 2025 at 5:31 PM
HARD SAME, MurderBot.
For fuck’s sake.
December 10, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Alright. You've got Dick Cheney, now do John fucking Howard and Tony Blair
November 4, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I thought of something today that hasn't crossed my mind in years: writing a good copy. I'm not sure I ever did it beyond Year 7 - by that time my handwriting was truly appalling anyway, so the difference between 'rough' and 'good' was generally negligible.

Nostalgia. It's for saps.
September 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM
We used to meet every Thursday
Thursday
Thursday in the afternoon
For a couple of beers
And a game of pool
September 6, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Candy says she wants me with her
Down in Candyland
September 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
You and me
Will never be
Fine
(you know we'll never be)
Yeah you and me
Will never be
Fine
August 28, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Good goddamn #metafilter needs a way to flag a flag, like

Pick a reason to flag this flag:

- damp liberal tone policing
- Americans are not the only fruit
- flagger is astro-TERFing
- flagger just wants dead queers
- flagger is some kind of fucking dimwit
- flagger can go fuck a penis worm
August 27, 2025 at 5:32 PM
A) this is why bloosky exists
B) deeply fucking unserious country
One of the best things about being in an international server is that if I mention that I live in Bear Country (CO), the Australians all howl about how we need to shut up about Aussie wildlife, because THEIR large carnivores mostly stay in the water, NOT INVITE THEMSELVES INTO THE KITCHEN. (🧵1/?)
August 8, 2025 at 1:39 PM
No daddy no to take photograph
August 8, 2025 at 10:19 AM
From a conversation with a theatre maker earlier today: Centrists benefit from fascism or personality rule because their key concerns of status and socio-economic power are preserved in their favour. They can perform hand-wringing concern about 'division' but won't to risk their comfort to do so.
August 8, 2025 at 7:41 AM
And am I born to die
To lay this body down
And must my trembling spirit fly
Unto a world unknown?

A land of deepest shade
Unpierced by human thought
The dreary regions of the dead
Where all things are forgot?
August 5, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Fuck sake
August 5, 2025 at 11:52 AM
ME: wow it's so hard to maintain new friendships
ALSO ME AFTER 15 BEERS: yeah man it's so good to have met you, hit me up on my Ravelry DMs if you wanna hang out or some shit
July 30, 2025 at 1:00 PM