Theodore Hill (he/him)
@probablyharmless.bsky.social
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Writer of (mostly) horror and librarian. Also trans, queer, polyam, and Jewish. theodorehill.weebly.com for contact info, publication credits, and super strange testimonials. Co-Editor @dielaughingmag.bsky.social / Wario of @cassandradaucus.bsky.social
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lukewhenderson.bsky.social
I waited almost 4 hours before checking how the campaign was doing, so I think I deserve a treat 😆🍪

And nothing would be tastier than your support for Letters from the Void!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/luk...
Letters from the Void #1 - An Existential Horror Comic.

For eons, humanity has shouted into the VOid, but no the Void wants to tell its own stories.

$98 pledged of $2000. 11 backers. 31 days to go.
probablyharmless.bsky.social
An absolute delight of a book that I cannot recommend highly enough if you like comics, classics, and having a whimsical heart.
probablyharmless.bsky.social
Sasha is ok I guess but that kid is really going places.
sashabrown.bsky.social
My 9-yo and I wrote the cover story for Interzone #303, and we've created this handy synopsis using legos. Pictured: shark wearing a mech suit made of pirate shipwrecks, attacking a surfer on a chainsaw board. Oh, it gets weirder.

Check it out: shop.interzone.press/b/E76yw
probablyharmless.bsky.social
Yesterday evening I texted my boyfriend shortly before he got off work asking for his opinion on a Star Wars matter (in the secret hope that this exact thing would happen). 🥰
A screenshot of a call log indicating an incoming call which lasted 1 hour 1 minute and 57 seconds.
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editrixemma.bsky.social
Happy book birthday to @jennykiefer.com and Crafting for Sinners! As a crafty person, this book feels hilariously disgustingly accurate and I loved it. You should read it especially if you are also a crafty person (who is not squeamish)
Jenny Kiefer's Crafting for Sinners. The cover features a pair of crocheted hands on a praying pose.
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dynamicsymmetry.bsky.social
And I just… we could do this. We could afford to do this, as a country. There is no good fucking reason why we cannot do this. We simply choose not to because we believe that Jesus loves billionaires more than loser slothful creative people
mikeachim.bsky.social
Damn. This is amazing. £325 per week, paid monthly, for 3 years - and the result was a profit for the Irish economy:
www.citizensinformation.ie/en/employmen...
Post from Threads user rodneyowl: "Ireland has declared the Basic Income for Artists scheme permanent. This will be officially announced in tomorrow’s budget. Details to follow. Congratulations to all who fought for it and the present and future artists of all sorts in Ireland. That includes me 👌We’re just comin to the end of a 3 year pilot scheme. It’s been a roaring success. For every €1 paid out to the 2000 participants, the government got €1.46 back. Can’t argue with that. Other countries are already taking note."
probablyharmless.bsky.social
Could be that I'm very tired but this had me helplessly giggling for like an entire minute. Thank you.
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shutupmikeginn.bsky.social
"The Man from UNCLE" ? You mean my cousin? 😂
probablyharmless.bsky.social
I'm 100% a Dr Pepper fan but my favorite color tends to fluctuate. Currently it's green. 😅
probablyharmless.bsky.social
Fantastic thread! Marvelous books by voices well worth boosting. 🫀
bisexualkaiju.myatproto.social
So you want to support living marginalized banned authors but your local banned books week displays and events are full of famous dead people?

Not to worry: your helpful non-binary bookseller is here to help!

A thread!
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cursedmorsels.bsky.social
Looking to submit to a zine that welcomes horror for all its nastiness and also pays 10 cents per word? Look no further.

Open for subs through October 7th: cursedmorsels.com/submission-c...
FLESH Zine
For this submission call, we’re looking for pieces (500 words or fewer) connected to the broad theme of FLESH. This zine will be included for free with Samir Sirk Morató’s Gore Poetics, a Cursed Morsels 2026 release. For context, this book is weird, erotic, grotesque, queer, transgressive, literary, and intense if that gives you a sense for the kinds of work Samir and I (Eric Raglin) are looking for. Your submission can be fiction, poetry, or nonfiction.

Pay is 10 cents per word. We’re asking for first worldwide print and digital publishing rights but no exclusivity period. Contributors will receive five free physical copies of the zine.
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cjsubko.bsky.social
Two short story zine #kickstarters you should check out:

Apex - SFFH
www.kickstarter.com/projects/ape...

Otherside - queer SFF
www.kickstarter.com/projects/hyb...

#writing 💙📚
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angelamsanchez.bsky.social
It was never about "doing it the right way."

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sasharavitch.bsky.social
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