Siobhan Beeman
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Siobhan Beeman
@profbeeman.bsky.social
Game industry veteran for an absurdly long time.
Tanned, rested and ready, and #OpenToWork again. (https://www.linkedin.com/in/siobhanbeeman)
“Just works off the shelf” (existing API libraries, don’t have to write the app itself, preconfigured VM images ready to go) is a really big advantage!
November 15, 2025 at 2:12 AM
It’s obsessively optimized down to the hardware level, designed to work efficiently with the CPU cache. Byte for byte, you can expect it to fetch data faster than Node. It’s also more consistent, since it can’t be interrupted (single-threaded and no garbage collection).
November 15, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I just saw this photo and now you have to see this photo
November 14, 2025 at 9:51 PM
WAIT A MINUTE… ”PRE-K”? I thought this was maybe fourth grade or something. You’re writing off the possibility of emotional growth of your child at five years old?

That’s it. No more internet for me today, I’ve hit my quota. 🤬
November 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
“Ignore it”… Jesus wept, people.
November 11, 2025 at 9:32 PM
People will not, in fact, put up with many things if you are good with math. Signed, any neurodivergent person good with math.

Plus, holy shit, parenting protip: An adult who’s an asshole is just an asshole, but when a child is acting out, that’s something you should try to help with.
November 11, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I‘m in Snohomish, so all I can do is cheer from the sidelines.
November 11, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Reposted by Siobhan Beeman
“This man knows no beauty and his whole world has devolved into fights on the Internet.”

Man: “Liar. I will fight you on the Internet.”
November 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Hot multi-color cable ties in your area are READY 🥵 for your cart!
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM