Mr. Wapojif
@professional-moron.bsky.social
UK blogger, satirist, and writer. Addicted to absurdity, angles, cats, culture, F1, daft humour, tea, hamsters etc. Autistic as all hell. 🍵🌈🐈⬛🐹🕹️📚🟨
Editor of a stupid satire thing: https://professionalmoron.com/
Editor of a stupid satire thing: https://professionalmoron.com/
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Why I Keep Blogging in the Era of SOCIAL MEDIA ✍️
Welcome to 2026, losers! 🥳 I’m (Mr. Wapojif) kicking off the year with thoughts on blogging and the wider creative online world. Many people do still blog and I’ve been following variou…
professionalmoron.com
Did a mini-essay on why I keep blogging (instead of doing TikTok, YouTube, or whatever else). If you like blogging, you'll agree with my propaganda. professionalmoron.com/2026/01/01/w...
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interesting
January 5, 2026 at 4:48 AM
interesting
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This Tokyo subway poster warning passengers not to rush onto trains gets updated every year to match the Chinese zodiac. (This year it’s the year of the horse.)
January 3, 2026 at 12:54 PM
This Tokyo subway poster warning passengers not to rush onto trains gets updated every year to match the Chinese zodiac. (This year it’s the year of the horse.)
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Taputapu is a lively and optimistic panda with a huge face, and he appears in picture books and anime.
January 6, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Taputapu is a lively and optimistic panda with a huge face, and he appears in picture books and anime.
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NEW EPISODE! We go somehow deeper than normal this week. In a slight (and temporary) variation of format, we talk with actor and filmmaker Alex Alexander about depictions of grief in Lars Von Trier's The Idiots, Wes Anderson's The Darjeeling Limited and Kenneth Lonergan's Manchester By The Sea.
January 7, 2026 at 9:21 AM
NEW EPISODE! We go somehow deeper than normal this week. In a slight (and temporary) variation of format, we talk with actor and filmmaker Alex Alexander about depictions of grief in Lars Von Trier's The Idiots, Wes Anderson's The Darjeeling Limited and Kenneth Lonergan's Manchester By The Sea.
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A List of Predictions Made in 1926 About 2026
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January 1, 2026 at 5:13 PM
A List of Predictions Made in 1926 About 2026
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it’s going to be weird going back to work and people talking like everything is normal. like in a final fantasy game when someone’s summoned a meteor from hell to destroy the planet and the villagers still only talk about the big chocobo pageant coming up
January 4, 2026 at 9:16 PM
it’s going to be weird going back to work and people talking like everything is normal. like in a final fantasy game when someone’s summoned a meteor from hell to destroy the planet and the villagers still only talk about the big chocobo pageant coming up
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"international law must be followed" is european for "thoughts and prayers"
January 3, 2026 at 2:08 PM
"international law must be followed" is european for "thoughts and prayers"
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"When I look at Mamdani, I don’t see some radical departure. I see him an heir to the Yiddish socialism that helped build New York," writes @mollycrabapple.bsky.social.
They tried to smear him as an antisemite – but Mayor Zohran Mamdani walks in a rich Jewish tradition | Molly Crabapple
When I look at Mamdani, I don’t see some radical departure. I see him as an heir to the Yiddish socialism that helped build New York
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January 2, 2026 at 2:09 PM
"When I look at Mamdani, I don’t see some radical departure. I see him an heir to the Yiddish socialism that helped build New York," writes @mollycrabapple.bsky.social.
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CARTOON/LARVGA2.GIF
January 3, 2026 at 8:20 AM
CARTOON/LARVGA2.GIF
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it’s all i’ve got
December 31, 2025 at 11:58 PM
it’s all i’ve got
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Thousands of New Yorkers packed the plaza outside City Hall and the streets of Lower Manhattan to see Mayor Zohran Mamdani take office on Thursday. See more photos here. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/01/n...
January 2, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Thousands of New Yorkers packed the plaza outside City Hall and the streets of Lower Manhattan to see Mayor Zohran Mamdani take office on Thursday. See more photos here. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/01/n...
Did a mini-essay on why I keep blogging (instead of doing TikTok, YouTube, or whatever else). If you like blogging, you'll agree with my propaganda. professionalmoron.com/2026/01/01/w...
Why I Keep Blogging in the Era of SOCIAL MEDIA ✍️
Welcome to 2026, losers! 🥳 I’m (Mr. Wapojif) kicking off the year with thoughts on blogging and the wider creative online world. Many people do still blog and I’ve been following variou…
professionalmoron.com
January 2, 2026 at 8:45 AM
Did a mini-essay on why I keep blogging (instead of doing TikTok, YouTube, or whatever else). If you like blogging, you'll agree with my propaganda. professionalmoron.com/2026/01/01/w...
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higgledy-piggledy whale statements
January 1, 2026 at 3:47 PM
higgledy-piggledy whale statements
Another year of blogging, rambling, and culture in review. It was a shambles. professionalmoron.com/2025/12/31/b...
Bumbling Blogging: PM’s Shambles 2025 in Review 🟡
Blogging highlights from 2025 with a mix of satire, silliness, and cultural shenanigans.
professionalmoron.com
January 1, 2026 at 8:50 AM
Another year of blogging, rambling, and culture in review. It was a shambles. professionalmoron.com/2025/12/31/b...
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🎆🎇WINNER🎇🎆
2025 HEADLINE OF THE YEAR
2025 HEADLINE OF THE YEAR
January 1, 2026 at 1:26 AM
🎆🎇WINNER🎇🎆
2025 HEADLINE OF THE YEAR
2025 HEADLINE OF THE YEAR
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My wish for Canada in 2026 is that we make every sport gay. I will not be taking questions at this time.
January 1, 2026 at 3:38 AM
My wish for Canada in 2026 is that we make every sport gay. I will not be taking questions at this time.
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🎇The First 2025 Headline of the Year Finalist🎇
Pretty Obvious
Pretty Obvious
December 31, 2025 at 12:52 AM
🎇The First 2025 Headline of the Year Finalist🎇
Pretty Obvious
Pretty Obvious
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Back Page: Every Game Should Have A Cow.
Back Page: Every Game Should Have A Cow
No bull
www.nintendolife.com
December 30, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Back Page: Every Game Should Have A Cow.
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🎆🎆Welcome to the edge-of-your-seat Semifinals for the 2025 Headline of the Year contest! 🎆🎆
The top 4 seeds have survived to the semis, with the #2 seed surviving two tough battles so far. Will Pretty Obvious hold off Leaked Memo? Will Resolved and Unresolved send the Police Scrambling?
The draw:
The top 4 seeds have survived to the semis, with the #2 seed surviving two tough battles so far. Will Pretty Obvious hold off Leaked Memo? Will Resolved and Unresolved send the Police Scrambling?
The draw:
December 30, 2025 at 12:09 AM
🎆🎆Welcome to the edge-of-your-seat Semifinals for the 2025 Headline of the Year contest! 🎆🎆
The top 4 seeds have survived to the semis, with the #2 seed surviving two tough battles so far. Will Pretty Obvious hold off Leaked Memo? Will Resolved and Unresolved send the Police Scrambling?
The draw:
The top 4 seeds have survived to the semis, with the #2 seed surviving two tough battles so far. Will Pretty Obvious hold off Leaked Memo? Will Resolved and Unresolved send the Police Scrambling?
The draw:
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7 HOURS REMAIN -- BOTH CLOSE CONTESTS
🎆🎆Welcome to the edge-of-your-seat Semifinals for the 2025 Headline of the Year contest! 🎆🎆
The top 4 seeds have survived to the semis, with the #2 seed surviving two tough battles so far. Will Pretty Obvious hold off Leaked Memo? Will Resolved and Unresolved send the Police Scrambling?
The draw:
The top 4 seeds have survived to the semis, with the #2 seed surviving two tough battles so far. Will Pretty Obvious hold off Leaked Memo? Will Resolved and Unresolved send the Police Scrambling?
The draw:
December 30, 2025 at 4:57 PM
7 HOURS REMAIN -- BOTH CLOSE CONTESTS
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This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
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December 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM