Professor Latency
@professorlatency.bsky.social
Ask Jeeves about the Lycos dog!
The judiciary isn’t going to get further devalued from internet posts. Get a fucking grip nerd
January 17, 2026 at 3:19 AM
The judiciary isn’t going to get further devalued from internet posts. Get a fucking grip nerd
Best we can do is Professor of Law at Berkeley.
January 17, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Best we can do is Professor of Law at Berkeley.
shut the fuck up nerd
January 15, 2026 at 6:43 PM
shut the fuck up nerd
we're already in the cool zone someone needs to stop libbing out and make it happen
January 15, 2026 at 6:05 PM
we're already in the cool zone someone needs to stop libbing out and make it happen
you dont need to hit it out of the park all the time - just half the time.
January 15, 2026 at 6:04 PM
you dont need to hit it out of the park all the time - just half the time.
bsky.app/profile/male... stuff like this is happening and you're over there 🤓☝️ "really? a war? how rude" like some dumb bitch
His 6 month old stopped breathing!
HIS SIX MONTH OLD STOPPED BREATHING!
A father was getting his kids out of the neighborhood because it was unsafe & ICE threw flash bangs & tear gas at his car with children & a baby inside!
His 6 month old stopped breathing & all the children were hospitalized!
HIS SIX MONTH OLD STOPPED BREATHING!
A father was getting his kids out of the neighborhood because it was unsafe & ICE threw flash bangs & tear gas at his car with children & a baby inside!
His 6 month old stopped breathing & all the children were hospitalized!
January 15, 2026 at 6:01 PM
bsky.app/profile/male... stuff like this is happening and you're over there 🤓☝️ "really? a war? how rude" like some dumb bitch
im taking a shit actually
January 15, 2026 at 5:55 PM
im taking a shit actually
Scoops I am insanely jealous of you going to the Bears game and I hope staff let the young kid achieve his dream of bringing a zoom mic into Soldier Field
January 15, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Scoops I am insanely jealous of you going to the Bears game and I hope staff let the young kid achieve his dream of bringing a zoom mic into Soldier Field
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your cowardice and eagerness to blame the victims is getting mote people killed. Jesus Christ, man.
January 15, 2026 at 4:58 PM
your cowardice and eagerness to blame the victims is getting mote people killed. Jesus Christ, man.
something between "i shit in my hand and posted it as a public statement" and "catharsis"absolutely
January 15, 2026 at 5:51 PM
something between "i shit in my hand and posted it as a public statement" and "catharsis"absolutely
to throw off the shackles of the oppressor and start killing in the streets
or i dunno, "fuck ice"
or i dunno, "fuck ice"
January 15, 2026 at 5:49 PM
to throw off the shackles of the oppressor and start killing in the streets
or i dunno, "fuck ice"
or i dunno, "fuck ice"
you either die young or live long enough to become a lib villain
also fuck walz spineless shit
also fuck walz spineless shit
January 15, 2026 at 5:48 PM
you either die young or live long enough to become a lib villain
also fuck walz spineless shit
also fuck walz spineless shit
man have tiny mouth
January 15, 2026 at 5:46 PM
man have tiny mouth
So why did you force GTA6 to be delayed?
January 8, 2026 at 5:55 PM
So why did you force GTA6 to be delayed?
When they go low we ask if funeral dates are set. That’s the saying right?
January 8, 2026 at 6:07 AM
When they go low we ask if funeral dates are set. That’s the saying right?
It’s a relief that your opinion isn’t controversial, it’s just petty.
January 8, 2026 at 6:06 AM
It’s a relief that your opinion isn’t controversial, it’s just petty.
Damn you sound exhausting
January 8, 2026 at 5:56 AM
Damn you sound exhausting
I unironically say this but for Hudson Hawk.
December 30, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I unironically say this but for Hudson Hawk.
Bullying and shaming works. Bullying this idiot for their Covid denialism and large forehead is not an assault on your (presumed) large forehead.
You’re only making yourself a target because you got bent out of shape.
You’re only making yourself a target because you got bent out of shape.
December 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Bullying and shaming works. Bullying this idiot for their Covid denialism and large forehead is not an assault on your (presumed) large forehead.
You’re only making yourself a target because you got bent out of shape.
You’re only making yourself a target because you got bent out of shape.
When will someone think of the foreheads
December 23, 2025 at 4:32 PM
When will someone think of the foreheads