Professor Latency
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Ask Jeeves about the Lycos dog!
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“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
February 9, 2026 at 5:46 AM
“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
“Genspark run over this woman”
February 9, 2026 at 2:38 AM
“Genspark run over this woman”
A real Barner-burner of a play
February 9, 2026 at 2:28 AM
A real Barner-burner of a play
Federico Fellini but instead it’s Fettuccine Fellatio
February 2, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Federico Fellini but instead it’s Fettuccine Fellatio
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your cowardice and eagerness to blame the victims is getting mote people killed. Jesus Christ, man.
January 15, 2026 at 4:58 PM
your cowardice and eagerness to blame the victims is getting mote people killed. Jesus Christ, man.
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It's dignity! Don't you even know dignity when you see it?
December 28, 2025 at 5:02 PM
It's dignity! Don't you even know dignity when you see it?
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My nine year old just came out wondering if something was wrong. I just woke up the entire house.
December 21, 2025 at 4:33 AM
My nine year old just came out wondering if something was wrong. I just woke up the entire house.
Is LA Confidential a Christmas movie?
December 20, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Is LA Confidential a Christmas movie?
Happy thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Happy thanksgiving
Dems continue to be a waste.
November 10, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Dems continue to be a waste.
Lighter design by Tetsuya Nomura
November 7, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Lighter design by Tetsuya Nomura
Brace? BRACE? I WILL BUST OUT THE CHAMPAGNE.
Democrats brace for Nancy Pelosi's possible retirement
The former House speaker is expected to make an announcement about her political future after Tuesday's elections.
www.nbcnews.com
November 3, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Brace? BRACE? I WILL BUST OUT THE CHAMPAGNE.
Attempt #6 of hitting up Swatch kiosks around the world and asking them about Swatch Internet Time
October 24, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Attempt #6 of hitting up Swatch kiosks around the world and asking them about Swatch Internet Time
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replacing the Totenkopf with Fenris... sorry but CNN needs an expert panel of metalheads, industrial music fans, and punks ASAP
speaking as a metalhead: the guy who hasn't removed his nazi tattoo is not a guy you want to be around. I don't care what he says about how he got it. if he didn't get it covered or lasered, you cannot trust him.
October 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
replacing the Totenkopf with Fenris... sorry but CNN needs an expert panel of metalheads, industrial music fans, and punks ASAP
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As Democrats contemplate a 2026 or 2028 run and wonder what message will most motivate voters, they need to understand that the minimum opening bid is vengeance.
Justice for All - Truthdig
To restore the rule of law, Democrats must enforce the constitution with brass knuckles like there’s nothing to lose. Because there isn’t.
www.truthdig.com
October 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
As Democrats contemplate a 2026 or 2028 run and wonder what message will most motivate voters, they need to understand that the minimum opening bid is vengeance.
If anyone wants to donate directly to Antifa please let me know and I’ll send you my Venmo.
Q: Are you going to work with your administration to designate antifa a foreign terror organization?
TRUMP: You mean anti-terror?
Q: Antifa
TRUMP: Antifa?
Q: A foreign terror organization
TRUMP: Would you like to see it done? I'd be glad to do it. Does everybody agree? It sounds good to me
TRUMP: You mean anti-terror?
Q: Antifa
TRUMP: Antifa?
Q: A foreign terror organization
TRUMP: Would you like to see it done? I'd be glad to do it. Does everybody agree? It sounds good to me
October 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
If anyone wants to donate directly to Antifa please let me know and I’ll send you my Venmo.
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You're telling me the Dems are failing to rise to the moment? Why, it must be a day.
This hearing is a missed opportunity for Dems. Instead of either detailing how 🐘s have jawboned tech companies not to moderate content, or debunking 🐘 jawboning claims, they're fixated giving the gov't more power to break up media, which would likely change little and give 🐘s more leverage
October 8, 2025 at 3:40 PM
You're telling me the Dems are failing to rise to the moment? Why, it must be a day.
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“Weather for me is a religion, and Haze is the shit!” -Jon Davis, Your KBAK Weatherman
October 8, 2025 at 2:44 PM
“Weather for me is a religion, and Haze is the shit!” -Jon Davis, Your KBAK Weatherman
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please read my memo www.theverge.com/business/793...
Memo to Bari Weiss Re: CBS News: You’re doomed
Bari Weiss has sold her company, The Free Press, to manage the decline of broadcast news at CBS. How many ways can it go wrong?
www.theverge.com
October 7, 2025 at 2:05 PM
please read my memo www.theverge.com/business/793...
friendly reminder to shove anyone you see that is like this into a locker
or give them an atomic wedgie
a swirlie
anything really
or give them an atomic wedgie
a swirlie
anything really
October 6, 2025 at 3:07 PM
friendly reminder to shove anyone you see that is like this into a locker
or give them an atomic wedgie
a swirlie
anything really
or give them an atomic wedgie
a swirlie
anything really
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Oh, hey! I'm *writing* again!
Let's talk about a man named named Ramza Beoulve. Let's talk about the "ease at which men are branded heretics..."
Let's talk about revolution.
www.eurogamer.net/the-revoluti...
Let's talk about a man named named Ramza Beoulve. Let's talk about the "ease at which men are branded heretics..."
Let's talk about revolution.
www.eurogamer.net/the-revoluti...
The revolutionary politics of Final Fantasy Tactics, and why Ramza Beoulve is a hero for our times
Final Fantasy Tactics' original writer-director Yasumi Matsuno signalled the timeliness of this remake for a reason: its hero offers a model of resistance.
www.eurogamer.net
October 3, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Oh, hey! I'm *writing* again!
Let's talk about a man named named Ramza Beoulve. Let's talk about the "ease at which men are branded heretics..."
Let's talk about revolution.
www.eurogamer.net/the-revoluti...
Let's talk about a man named named Ramza Beoulve. Let's talk about the "ease at which men are branded heretics..."
Let's talk about revolution.
www.eurogamer.net/the-revoluti...
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A big conceit of internet leftism is that your comrades all look like you and think like you and are all your friends, when in reality any successful antifascist movement requires both the internet leftist and the radicalized right winger who suspects their politics aren’t tenable anymore
October 3, 2025 at 2:54 PM
A big conceit of internet leftism is that your comrades all look like you and think like you and are all your friends, when in reality any successful antifascist movement requires both the internet leftist and the radicalized right winger who suspects their politics aren’t tenable anymore