The Sharts of Narsil
@professorplague.bsky.social
Writer, creator, multimedia storyteller, performer, mutual aider, Dungeon Master for hire. Desert carny.
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https://campsite.bio/bobbyjoeebola
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My Own Bare Hands (Official Music Video) - Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits
YouTube video by Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits
m.youtube.com
“…I remember times that don’t seem real anymore in my mind
Is it just in my head how we lived before the Years of Lead?
It’s all turned to dust
The only currency that’s left is trust…”
m.youtube.com/watch?v=k1_D...
Is it just in my head how we lived before the Years of Lead?
It’s all turned to dust
The only currency that’s left is trust…”
m.youtube.com/watch?v=k1_D...
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Treat kids this way and you will lead such a life of fullness and be remembered for all of your days and many more beyond.
Oh man
December 15, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Treat kids this way and you will lead such a life of fullness and be remembered for all of your days and many more beyond.
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Darth Vader is not gonna turn back into Anakin Skywalker, no matter how many liberals believe there is still good in him.
The algorithm was fundamentally redesigned to alienate everyone but fascists, grifters & Musk’s sad lickspittles. X is not remotely the same place Twitter was.
It’s gone, baby.
The algorithm was fundamentally redesigned to alienate everyone but fascists, grifters & Musk’s sad lickspittles. X is not remotely the same place Twitter was.
It’s gone, baby.
Dear Bluesky liberals. Come back to Twitter. Please. PLEASE.
December 15, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Darth Vader is not gonna turn back into Anakin Skywalker, no matter how many liberals believe there is still good in him.
The algorithm was fundamentally redesigned to alienate everyone but fascists, grifters & Musk’s sad lickspittles. X is not remotely the same place Twitter was.
It’s gone, baby.
The algorithm was fundamentally redesigned to alienate everyone but fascists, grifters & Musk’s sad lickspittles. X is not remotely the same place Twitter was.
It’s gone, baby.
I am absurdly stoked about my band's new T-shirt design and I will proudly wear it. Cancel me, IDGAF. I long ago drowned the part of me that cringes.
Last few days to get our new shirt design by the holidays! Visit the link below and use promo code SANTAPOOP for 25% ALL Bobby Joe Ebola merch! 🎅💩
LINK HERE: bobbyjoeebola.bandcamp.com/merch/bobby-...
LINK HERE: bobbyjoeebola.bandcamp.com/merch/bobby-...
December 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I am absurdly stoked about my band's new T-shirt design and I will proudly wear it. Cancel me, IDGAF. I long ago drowned the part of me that cringes.
Aw man.
"...people experiencing homelessness consistently tried to help, sharing sightings and showing “a level of compassion that was deeply moving.”
“It is almost certain that people who have very little themselves stepped forward to help him survive,” she added."
www.sltrib.com/news/2025/12...
"...people experiencing homelessness consistently tried to help, sharing sightings and showing “a level of compassion that was deeply moving.”
“It is almost certain that people who have very little themselves stepped forward to help him survive,” she added."
www.sltrib.com/news/2025/12...
Autistic Utah man missing for weeks survived on ‘small acts of kindness’ from homeless helpers, his mother says
August Beckwith, who went missing on Nov. 17 near the University of Utah, survived thanks to "small acts of kindness," his mother said.
www.sltrib.com
December 12, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Aw man.
"...people experiencing homelessness consistently tried to help, sharing sightings and showing “a level of compassion that was deeply moving.”
“It is almost certain that people who have very little themselves stepped forward to help him survive,” she added."
www.sltrib.com/news/2025/12...
"...people experiencing homelessness consistently tried to help, sharing sightings and showing “a level of compassion that was deeply moving.”
“It is almost certain that people who have very little themselves stepped forward to help him survive,” she added."
www.sltrib.com/news/2025/12...
"...The villagers rose up in rage
But when they reached his home
They found a sleigh all a-filled with toys
Completely made of bones
Santa Claus is a cannibal
His suit is stained red
Santa Claus kills anyone who sees him
So get your ass to bed"
But when they reached his home
They found a sleigh all a-filled with toys
Completely made of bones
Santa Claus is a cannibal
His suit is stained red
Santa Claus kills anyone who sees him
So get your ass to bed"
It's that time again!
All we can say is, we were dumb 1990s suburban teens, & the studio engineer got us stoned enough that we thought this Christmas song was a good idea.
"Good taste is the first refuge of the uncreative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAQL...
All we can say is, we were dumb 1990s suburban teens, & the studio engineer got us stoned enough that we thought this Christmas song was a good idea.
"Good taste is the first refuge of the uncreative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAQL...
Spending Christmas on Crack
YouTube video by Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits - Topic
www.youtube.com
December 12, 2025 at 3:07 AM
"...The villagers rose up in rage
But when they reached his home
They found a sleigh all a-filled with toys
Completely made of bones
Santa Claus is a cannibal
His suit is stained red
Santa Claus kills anyone who sees him
So get your ass to bed"
But when they reached his home
They found a sleigh all a-filled with toys
Completely made of bones
Santa Claus is a cannibal
His suit is stained red
Santa Claus kills anyone who sees him
So get your ass to bed"
I feel like I've made enough art and given it to the world for free or at a significant financial loss that I feel exactly zero guilt about consuming megacorp-owned IP without paying whenever possible.
And even if I hadn't spent my life doing these things
Fuck em
And even if I hadn't spent my life doing these things
Fuck em
everyone needs to start pirating movies and TV shows again NOW
Netflix Wins the Warner Bros. Discovery Bidding War, Enters Exclusive Deal Talks (Netflix offering $30 a share and a $5 billion break-up fee) www.thewrap.com/netflix-wins...
December 12, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I feel like I've made enough art and given it to the world for free or at a significant financial loss that I feel exactly zero guilt about consuming megacorp-owned IP without paying whenever possible.
And even if I hadn't spent my life doing these things
Fuck em
And even if I hadn't spent my life doing these things
Fuck em
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It fucking sucks that we are just straight up the world’s bad guys.
December 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
It fucking sucks that we are just straight up the world’s bad guys.
"Yarr! Avast, ye scalawags, hand over me oil... and me well-earned FIFA peace prize!"
the US war escalation in the southern hemisphere is 100% about trying to destablize and control venezuela and cuba leadership. classic neo-con “spreading freedom” type agenda
WATCH: U.S. forces seize oil tanker off the coast of Venezuela
December 12, 2025 at 2:16 AM
"Yarr! Avast, ye scalawags, hand over me oil... and me well-earned FIFA peace prize!"
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you don't get to fuck the elephants and cover the circus, that's like the most basic journalistic ethics imaginable and I'm sorry I don't care if the elephants were dominating and patriarchal or whatever, if those are insurmountable obstacles for you why do you have the prestige job
December 8, 2025 at 9:34 PM
you don't get to fuck the elephants and cover the circus, that's like the most basic journalistic ethics imaginable and I'm sorry I don't care if the elephants were dominating and patriarchal or whatever, if those are insurmountable obstacles for you why do you have the prestige job
"What comes next? For the Nazis, the deportation and the pogrom of autumn 1938 were steps towards creating a centralised national police agency. In the US, something similar is unfolding with ICE."
A great piece on what Germany's 1938 can tell us about USA's 2025.
open.substack.com/pub/snyder/p...
A great piece on what Germany's 1938 can tell us about USA's 2025.
open.substack.com/pub/snyder/p...
Land War or Self-Terrorism?
Trump's Likely Next Step
open.substack.com
December 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
"What comes next? For the Nazis, the deportation and the pogrom of autumn 1938 were steps towards creating a centralised national police agency. In the US, something similar is unfolding with ICE."
A great piece on what Germany's 1938 can tell us about USA's 2025.
open.substack.com/pub/snyder/p...
A great piece on what Germany's 1938 can tell us about USA's 2025.
open.substack.com/pub/snyder/p...
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Couldn’t Sam Altman just ask ChatGPT how to make itself profitable
December 6, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Couldn’t Sam Altman just ask ChatGPT how to make itself profitable
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who up wanting to put teddy roosevelt's corpse in a mech suit
November 8, 2025 at 3:02 PM
who up wanting to put teddy roosevelt's corpse in a mech suit
WOOOT it’s #BandcampFriday!
TODAY! Bandcamp Friday! 100% of sales go directly to artists today. Also, you can grab the new Bobby Joe Ebola shirt and all of our other merch for 25% off with the promo code SANTAPOOP until January 1st! Visit store link to get stuff! 🎶
bobbyjoeebola.bandcamp.com/merch
TODAY! Bandcamp Friday! 100% of sales go directly to artists today. Also, you can grab the new Bobby Joe Ebola shirt and all of our other merch for 25% off with the promo code SANTAPOOP until January 1st! Visit store link to get stuff! 🎶
bobbyjoeebola.bandcamp.com/merch
December 5, 2025 at 7:18 PM
WOOOT it’s #BandcampFriday!
TODAY! Bandcamp Friday! 100% of sales go directly to artists today. Also, you can grab the new Bobby Joe Ebola shirt and all of our other merch for 25% off with the promo code SANTAPOOP until January 1st! Visit store link to get stuff! 🎶
bobbyjoeebola.bandcamp.com/merch
TODAY! Bandcamp Friday! 100% of sales go directly to artists today. Also, you can grab the new Bobby Joe Ebola shirt and all of our other merch for 25% off with the promo code SANTAPOOP until January 1st! Visit store link to get stuff! 🎶
bobbyjoeebola.bandcamp.com/merch
Go to our Bandcamp store all day Friday and enter the code SANTAPOOP for 25% off all merch!
Happy #BandcampFriday!
Bandcamp doesn't charge us any fees today, in case you were looking to get some Bobby Joe Ebola merch or our rad new shirt at 25% off! Link in bio, yo! 🎶
STORE LINK HERE: bobbyjoeebola.bandcamp.com/merch
Bandcamp doesn't charge us any fees today, in case you were looking to get some Bobby Joe Ebola merch or our rad new shirt at 25% off! Link in bio, yo! 🎶
STORE LINK HERE: bobbyjoeebola.bandcamp.com/merch
December 5, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Go to our Bandcamp store all day Friday and enter the code SANTAPOOP for 25% off all merch!
I think it sets everyone at ease if you announce to your fellow commuters, in a firm voice that you are NOT a frotteur
December 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I think it sets everyone at ease if you announce to your fellow commuters, in a firm voice that you are NOT a frotteur
“Direct action is, ultimately, the defiant insistence on acting as if one is already free.”
-David Graeber
wsvn.com/news/local/f...
-David Graeber
wsvn.com/news/local/f...
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December 3, 2025 at 5:40 AM
“Direct action is, ultimately, the defiant insistence on acting as if one is already free.”
-David Graeber
wsvn.com/news/local/f...
-David Graeber
wsvn.com/news/local/f...
Hey SF BAY AREA! Are you pumped about my band’s last show of the year?
That’s right, December 20 at 924 Gilman in Berkeley CA come see @bobbyjoeebola.bsky.social live in concert!
Somehow we got invited to the big Hanukkah Party with the killer lineup and I am just glad to be included.
That’s right, December 20 at 924 Gilman in Berkeley CA come see @bobbyjoeebola.bsky.social live in concert!
Somehow we got invited to the big Hanukkah Party with the killer lineup and I am just glad to be included.
BERKELEY! DECEMBER 20!
Get ready for our final show of 2025, celebrating Hanukkah with some of our best buds:
JEWDRIVER
VIOLENT COERCION
THE HAMMERBOMBS
STERILE EYES
…aaaand little old us
924 Gilman st Berkeley CA
$15 - 7pm - ALL AGES
See you there!
Get ready for our final show of 2025, celebrating Hanukkah with some of our best buds:
JEWDRIVER
VIOLENT COERCION
THE HAMMERBOMBS
STERILE EYES
…aaaand little old us
924 Gilman st Berkeley CA
$15 - 7pm - ALL AGES
See you there!
December 2, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Hey SF BAY AREA! Are you pumped about my band’s last show of the year?
That’s right, December 20 at 924 Gilman in Berkeley CA come see @bobbyjoeebola.bsky.social live in concert!
Somehow we got invited to the big Hanukkah Party with the killer lineup and I am just glad to be included.
That’s right, December 20 at 924 Gilman in Berkeley CA come see @bobbyjoeebola.bsky.social live in concert!
Somehow we got invited to the big Hanukkah Party with the killer lineup and I am just glad to be included.
You need this T shirt, this sticker in your life. Tell me you don’t. You can’t, not without your filthy lies turning to ash in your mouth.
NEW LOGO ALERT!
Use the promo code SANTAPOOP at bobbyjoeebola.bandcamp.com for 25% ALL merch, LPs, buttons, stickers, AND the NEW BJE 'Crest' shirt and sticker designed by Michael Houghton at Courage Co Design & Illustration!
Promo code expires January 1st so get yer holiday shopping done now!
Use the promo code SANTAPOOP at bobbyjoeebola.bandcamp.com for 25% ALL merch, LPs, buttons, stickers, AND the NEW BJE 'Crest' shirt and sticker designed by Michael Houghton at Courage Co Design & Illustration!
Promo code expires January 1st so get yer holiday shopping done now!
December 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
You need this T shirt, this sticker in your life. Tell me you don’t. You can’t, not without your filthy lies turning to ash in your mouth.
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Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Breathe. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
www.nature.com/articles/d41...
www.nature.com/articles/d41...
Major AI conference flooded with peer reviews written fully by AI
Controversy has erupted after 21% of manuscript reviews for an international AI conference were found to be generated by artificial intelligence.
www.nature.com
December 2, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Breathe. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
www.nature.com/articles/d41...
www.nature.com/articles/d41...
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Get Psyched!
12/5 @sixthstationtrio.bsky.social at Silver Sprocket
12/6 @roninopf.bsky.social at Sʏᴢʏɢʏ
12/7 @7thstreetbigband.bsky.social at Art Boutiki
12/9 Intermission Orchestra at Berkeley
12/20 @bobbyjoeebola.bsky.social at Gilman
12/30 @cselectband.bsky.social at @artboutiki.bsky.social
12/5 @sixthstationtrio.bsky.social at Silver Sprocket
12/6 @roninopf.bsky.social at Sʏᴢʏɢʏ
12/7 @7thstreetbigband.bsky.social at Art Boutiki
12/9 Intermission Orchestra at Berkeley
12/20 @bobbyjoeebola.bsky.social at Gilman
12/30 @cselectband.bsky.social at @artboutiki.bsky.social
November 30, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Get Psyched!
12/5 @sixthstationtrio.bsky.social at Silver Sprocket
12/6 @roninopf.bsky.social at Sʏᴢʏɢʏ
12/7 @7thstreetbigband.bsky.social at Art Boutiki
12/9 Intermission Orchestra at Berkeley
12/20 @bobbyjoeebola.bsky.social at Gilman
12/30 @cselectband.bsky.social at @artboutiki.bsky.social
12/5 @sixthstationtrio.bsky.social at Silver Sprocket
12/6 @roninopf.bsky.social at Sʏᴢʏɢʏ
12/7 @7thstreetbigband.bsky.social at Art Boutiki
12/9 Intermission Orchestra at Berkeley
12/20 @bobbyjoeebola.bsky.social at Gilman
12/30 @cselectband.bsky.social at @artboutiki.bsky.social
Just remembering this particular diary entry from '1984' for no reason at all.
November 30, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Just remembering this particular diary entry from '1984' for no reason at all.
Just got back from Facebook. It's not going great over there.
November 22, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Just got back from Facebook. It's not going great over there.
Never thought I would live to see the 3rd Amendment become relevant again, but here we are.
Some 300 Illinois National Guard members, activated by the Trump administration as part of Operation Midway Blitz over the objections of Gov. JB Pritzker, have spent more than a month housed not at a federal installation but at a state-owned training site.
Illinois National Guard housed at state site as questions about Trump deployment costs grow
Gov. JB Pritzker has allowed federalized Illinois National Guard troops to use the training area in Marseilles as precise costs for the Guard deployments remains a moving target.
trib.al
November 22, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Never thought I would live to see the 3rd Amendment become relevant again, but here we are.
PROF. ARTURO: Mr Mallory, when do we slide from this Trumpian dystopia?
MALLORY: uhh, I think we're home.
CRYIN' MAN: Oh HELL no
*SLIDERRRRS*
MALLORY: uhh, I think we're home.
CRYIN' MAN: Oh HELL no
*SLIDERRRRS*
November 22, 2025 at 4:23 PM
PROF. ARTURO: Mr Mallory, when do we slide from this Trumpian dystopia?
MALLORY: uhh, I think we're home.
CRYIN' MAN: Oh HELL no
*SLIDERRRRS*
MALLORY: uhh, I think we're home.
CRYIN' MAN: Oh HELL no
*SLIDERRRRS*