I still think it's fucked up that they're freaked out by the nudists at the nudist colony in Zootopia. They're just reacting like Jerry Lewis to smooth crotches. Show us that huge elephant pussy.

Why is it called Futch and not Bumme?

my favorite bit of environmental storytelling

Every time somebody snidely says "lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre white man" they're talking specifically about me. That's okay. It rocks. I wish this level of confidence for everybody, it makes everything so easy.

Happy Circulatory System Wandering Through the Kitchen Day to all who celebrate!