ProTip (AKA alt_localgov)
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I’m not new, I’m just new *here*. You know me, I know you. The sun’ll come out tomorrow.
You know how I know Republicans support this gang violence? Bc this is what happens when they think it’s not on *their* side. One part of America thinks any kind of violence is okay in pursuit of their selfish goals. And one part think it’s almost never okay, no matter what.
January 12, 2026 at 5:07 PM
You know how I know Republicans support this gang violence? Bc this is what happens when they think it’s not on *their* side. One part of America thinks any kind of violence is okay in pursuit of their selfish goals. And one part think it’s almost never okay, no matter what.
This is the conversation that matter rn
January 8, 2026 at 8:01 PM
This is the conversation that matter rn
Says the man responsible for the one-time largest Medicare fraud in history. Anybody who would scam the country for close to TWO BILLION DOLLARS doesn’t come to the debate as an objective observer, a dispassionate advocate in the public interest. These absolute pieces of shit need to gtfo my gov.
January 7, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Says the man responsible for the one-time largest Medicare fraud in history. Anybody who would scam the country for close to TWO BILLION DOLLARS doesn’t come to the debate as an objective observer, a dispassionate advocate in the public interest. These absolute pieces of shit need to gtfo my gov.
I think we know why
January 7, 2026 at 5:05 AM
I think we know why
Whereas Mike Johnson believes he’s really tired of having to publicly not do his job in spite of all the popular support he would enjoy for doing it.
“Please hold my gavel, sir.”
“Please hold my gavel, sir.”
January 3, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Whereas Mike Johnson believes he’s really tired of having to publicly not do his job in spite of all the popular support he would enjoy for doing it.
“Please hold my gavel, sir.”
“Please hold my gavel, sir.”
Happy New Year.
See Governor @gavinnewsom.bsky.social, I told you you could do it.
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See Governor @gavinnewsom.bsky.social, I told you you could do it.
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January 1, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Happy New Year.
See Governor @gavinnewsom.bsky.social, I told you you could do it.
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See Governor @gavinnewsom.bsky.social, I told you you could do it.
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I’ll bring beer
December 20, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I’ll bring beer
Bolt drag, nail drag, flat drag, add moisture, and that’s a regulation double baseline, I’ll have you know. Play ball! 🏟️
December 6, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Bolt drag, nail drag, flat drag, add moisture, and that’s a regulation double baseline, I’ll have you know. Play ball! 🏟️
🥠 go community, now 🥠
December 2, 2025 at 4:50 AM
🥠 go community, now 🥠
Why doesn’t Whiskey Pete Kegseth just get this tattooed on his ass already?
November 29, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Why doesn’t Whiskey Pete Kegseth just get this tattooed on his ass already?
That’s weird bc look what I found on the Biden presidency’s coddling from the website of the department formerly known as Defense (www.war.gov/News/News-St...) But smoking some randos in a boat is definitely a bigger accomplishment than taking out the leader of Al Qaeda. /s
November 29, 2025 at 7:46 AM
That’s weird bc look what I found on the Biden presidency’s coddling from the website of the department formerly known as Defense (www.war.gov/News/News-St...) But smoking some randos in a boat is definitely a bigger accomplishment than taking out the leader of Al Qaeda. /s
Did you hear that?
OUR folks.
Not ✌️those people✌️.
You might miss it if you’re not listening closely.
That’s how she can argue for welfare to people who sell the food and not to people who buy and cook and eat the food.
Bc they’re not the same people … anymore.
Bc this is a ✌️soybean farmer✌️ 🧑🌾
OUR folks.
Not ✌️those people✌️.
You might miss it if you’re not listening closely.
That’s how she can argue for welfare to people who sell the food and not to people who buy and cook and eat the food.
Bc they’re not the same people … anymore.
Bc this is a ✌️soybean farmer✌️ 🧑🌾
November 21, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Did you hear that?
OUR folks.
Not ✌️those people✌️.
You might miss it if you’re not listening closely.
That’s how she can argue for welfare to people who sell the food and not to people who buy and cook and eat the food.
Bc they’re not the same people … anymore.
Bc this is a ✌️soybean farmer✌️ 🧑🌾
OUR folks.
Not ✌️those people✌️.
You might miss it if you’re not listening closely.
That’s how she can argue for welfare to people who sell the food and not to people who buy and cook and eat the food.
Bc they’re not the same people … anymore.
Bc this is a ✌️soybean farmer✌️ 🧑🌾
He’s a career criminal who sits in the Oval Office (Bar and Grill or wutevs). I think he hasn’t been investigated *enough* bc how tf else did this happen except racism and stupidity?
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
He’s a career criminal who sits in the Oval Office (Bar and Grill or wutevs). I think he hasn’t been investigated *enough* bc how tf else did this happen except racism and stupidity?
GFY, ✌️soybean farmer✌️.
No, that’s not true. He’s passing blame bc they’re allergic to responsibility and they think lying will never have a consequence … for them. What he’s not telling you is heating oil tracks crude oil; no local changes are to blame. More here: www.eia.gov/energyexplai...
No, that’s not true. He’s passing blame bc they’re allergic to responsibility and they think lying will never have a consequence … for them. What he’s not telling you is heating oil tracks crude oil; no local changes are to blame. More here: www.eia.gov/energyexplai...
November 11, 2025 at 2:08 PM
GFY, ✌️soybean farmer✌️.
No, that’s not true. He’s passing blame bc they’re allergic to responsibility and they think lying will never have a consequence … for them. What he’s not telling you is heating oil tracks crude oil; no local changes are to blame. More here: www.eia.gov/energyexplai...
No, that’s not true. He’s passing blame bc they’re allergic to responsibility and they think lying will never have a consequence … for them. What he’s not telling you is heating oil tracks crude oil; no local changes are to blame. More here: www.eia.gov/energyexplai...
This is what Rs are trying to do to your healthcare:
November 8, 2025 at 3:28 PM
This is what Rs are trying to do to your healthcare:
🍆🥔 Day 36
2024:
AL - Trump 65%
FL - Trump 56%
GA - Trump 51%
ID - Trump 67%
IN - Trump 59%
KN - Trump 57%
MS - Trump 61%
MT - Trump 58%
NE - Trump 60%
SC - Trump 58%
SD - Trump 63%
TN - Trump 64%
TX - Trump 56%
WI - Trump 50%
But think of all the folks in these states who *don’t* deserve this.
2024:
AL - Trump 65%
FL - Trump 56%
GA - Trump 51%
ID - Trump 67%
IN - Trump 59%
KN - Trump 57%
MS - Trump 61%
MT - Trump 58%
NE - Trump 60%
SC - Trump 58%
SD - Trump 63%
TN - Trump 64%
TX - Trump 56%
WI - Trump 50%
But think of all the folks in these states who *don’t* deserve this.
November 5, 2025 at 12:17 PM
🍆🥔 Day 36
2024:
AL - Trump 65%
FL - Trump 56%
GA - Trump 51%
ID - Trump 67%
IN - Trump 59%
KN - Trump 57%
MS - Trump 61%
MT - Trump 58%
NE - Trump 60%
SC - Trump 58%
SD - Trump 63%
TN - Trump 64%
TX - Trump 56%
WI - Trump 50%
But think of all the folks in these states who *don’t* deserve this.
2024:
AL - Trump 65%
FL - Trump 56%
GA - Trump 51%
ID - Trump 67%
IN - Trump 59%
KN - Trump 57%
MS - Trump 61%
MT - Trump 58%
NE - Trump 60%
SC - Trump 58%
SD - Trump 63%
TN - Trump 64%
TX - Trump 56%
WI - Trump 50%
But think of all the folks in these states who *don’t* deserve this.
Persist. There are many more of us than them.
November 5, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Persist. There are many more of us than them.
I call bullshit. Since the gazpacho (sic) descended upon us, I haven’t heard a *single* credible account of an ICE/CBP/etc agent sustaining anything like a life threatening wound they didn’t inflict on themselves. This article details 5 instances in which they shot others in just the last few weeks.
November 3, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I call bullshit. Since the gazpacho (sic) descended upon us, I haven’t heard a *single* credible account of an ICE/CBP/etc agent sustaining anything like a life threatening wound they didn’t inflict on themselves. This article details 5 instances in which they shot others in just the last few weeks.
I don’t understand. That’s never happened before. /s
October 31, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I don’t understand. That’s never happened before. /s
I post screenshot of statutes and links to articles and studies and narrate crimes in progress. I talk about economics and policy and law and strategy. But sometimes it’s good to take lessons and inspiration from fiction bc sometimes it’s pretty close to reality.
youtu.be/-__djIQgBJc
youtu.be/-__djIQgBJc
October 30, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I post screenshot of statutes and links to articles and studies and narrate crimes in progress. I talk about economics and policy and law and strategy. But sometimes it’s good to take lessons and inspiration from fiction bc sometimes it’s pretty close to reality.
youtu.be/-__djIQgBJc
youtu.be/-__djIQgBJc
In case you think I’m overstating the case here, rest assured it meets all the elements. Read the statute for yourself:
October 29, 2025 at 11:26 AM
In case you think I’m overstating the case here, rest assured it meets all the elements. Read the statute for yourself: