Jay R-Woard
@protobirth.bsky.social
What kind of magpie keeps this notebook?
“Let me go back to the topic of Al-Qaeda.”
December 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
“Let me go back to the topic of Al-Qaeda.”
Holy Huitlacoche, Batman!
December 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Holy Huitlacoche, Batman!
no there is a reason, cigarettes make you poop
December 25, 2025 at 8:16 AM
no there is a reason, cigarettes make you poop
“oh fuck, we’re doing another vignette? i gotta dust my shelves”
December 25, 2025 at 7:07 AM
“oh fuck, we’re doing another vignette? i gotta dust my shelves”
Buster Scruggs main contribution to society is being a movie that, if invoked, almost everyone will have seen “some of,” but never the whole film. putting up HOF numbers for losing people’s attention
December 25, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Buster Scruggs main contribution to society is being a movie that, if invoked, almost everyone will have seen “some of,” but never the whole film. putting up HOF numbers for losing people’s attention
when there’s a stupid and tragic false flag at the thinkgeek part of gamestop we’re all fucked
December 20, 2025 at 1:13 AM
when there’s a stupid and tragic false flag at the thinkgeek part of gamestop we’re all fucked
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A boy his age should not be Gordon Geckoing his hair
December 18, 2025 at 1:18 AM
A boy his age should not be Gordon Geckoing his hair
i wanna try “drops” from The Batman (2022), the illegal eye drops that come in reflective graphic designed weed bags and have the effect of making you act like a guy who is high on some sort of drug
December 16, 2025 at 5:49 AM
i wanna try “drops” from The Batman (2022), the illegal eye drops that come in reflective graphic designed weed bags and have the effect of making you act like a guy who is high on some sort of drug
Reposted by Jay R-Woard
let’s all have a nice day and learn to joke around
December 8, 2025 at 8:17 PM
let’s all have a nice day and learn to joke around
maybe you should check out some of what Yoko wrote instead, i think he was kind of just repeating shit she came up with when they were tripping at the time
December 8, 2025 at 7:31 PM
maybe you should check out some of what Yoko wrote instead, i think he was kind of just repeating shit she came up with when they were tripping at the time
waiting in line at the pussy office. they made me shave
December 4, 2025 at 1:01 AM
waiting in line at the pussy office. they made me shave
hello is bep fronting
December 3, 2025 at 6:00 AM
hello is bep fronting