Jay R-Woard
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Jay R-Woard
@protobirth.bsky.social
· Nov 20
Popular manga discussion: if you're still pushing doodlebob agenda you're (unreprintable) he only showed up in like 2 episodes. the pencil isn't even the most powerful relic Bob encounters at that point in the series.
Popular comic discussion: hate how they made Patrick an abuser in this run.
Popular comic discussion: hate how they made Patrick an abuser in this run.
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Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
forgot json is on here and got startled
December 22, 2025 at 6:11 PM
forgot json is on here and got startled
one of the only good currents of discussion online right now is the majority of people agreeing that yung lean is unbelievably hot in a way no one else really is
December 19, 2025 at 7:03 PM
one of the only good currents of discussion online right now is the majority of people agreeing that yung lean is unbelievably hot in a way no one else really is
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That trailer for the new Animal Farm film brought to mind this banger of a tweet
December 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
That trailer for the new Animal Farm film brought to mind this banger of a tweet
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A boy his age should not be Gordon Geckoing his hair
December 18, 2025 at 1:18 AM
A boy his age should not be Gordon Geckoing his hair
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Two-story outhouse
Gays, IL
Gays, IL
December 16, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Two-story outhouse
Gays, IL
Gays, IL
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“trash century forever” may have been a very rapidly harmful mindset to adopt. i think it would be obvious to anyone else that it’s kind of the whole problem nationally or globally, but you have to see what the hype is all about sometimes.
the disposable vape my uncle gave me from the huge box he got is also still hitting and tastes fresh 2 weeks later. who needs principles in their consumer activities, why give a fuck anymore, welcome to the trash century forever
December 8, 2025 at 7:26 PM
“trash century forever” may have been a very rapidly harmful mindset to adopt. i think it would be obvious to anyone else that it’s kind of the whole problem nationally or globally, but you have to see what the hype is all about sometimes.
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hey man, hey! it’s me! we went to college together remember? they used to call me th- yeah, The Honorless Worm, that’s it, you remember. although i’m usually considered pretty honorable these days lol. how’ve you been?
December 7, 2025 at 8:24 PM
hey man, hey! it’s me! we went to college together remember? they used to call me th- yeah, The Honorless Worm, that’s it, you remember. although i’m usually considered pretty honorable these days lol. how’ve you been?
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no one
tony hawk’s pro skater bail messages:
tony hawk’s pro skater bail messages:
too horny
too sick
burnt out
what a combo
too sick
burnt out
what a combo
December 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
no one
tony hawk’s pro skater bail messages:
tony hawk’s pro skater bail messages:
feeling blessed today. got my replacement EBT card with minutes left before the office closes, and though i was sad the store i went to on the way back didn’t take food stamps, the woman at the register let me have the last big can of dr pepper anyways.✌️😅
December 4, 2025 at 2:12 AM
feeling blessed today. got my replacement EBT card with minutes left before the office closes, and though i was sad the store i went to on the way back didn’t take food stamps, the woman at the register let me have the last big can of dr pepper anyways.✌️😅
pop out like a toast
December 4, 2025 at 1:05 AM
pop out like a toast
Bladee’s devastating and infamous 0 frame startup animation axe swing. and it kills in one hit
December 2, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Bladee’s devastating and infamous 0 frame startup animation axe swing. and it kills in one hit
(quietly looking at the stars) oh whoa. look how bright o’brien’s belt is
November 26, 2025 at 7:08 AM
(quietly looking at the stars) oh whoa. look how bright o’brien’s belt is
normally you should not smoke a cigarette while you eat, as it will make both experiences significantly worse. however, when you are eating cup noodles, it has an enriching quality that is known among the exploited workers of offices all over japan to carry you through hardship
November 24, 2025 at 8:13 AM
normally you should not smoke a cigarette while you eat, as it will make both experiences significantly worse. however, when you are eating cup noodles, it has an enriching quality that is known among the exploited workers of offices all over japan to carry you through hardship
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Air Riders is fun, guess my favorite character
November 23, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Air Riders is fun, guess my favorite character
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my crazy ass would probably quote this with a pic of pandora from avatar. and now i'm crackin up thinking about it
A movie that takes place where you're from
November 23, 2025 at 9:06 PM
my crazy ass would probably quote this with a pic of pandora from avatar. and now i'm crackin up thinking about it
oh well :) play tha cards that i’m given
November 22, 2025 at 12:13 PM
oh well :) play tha cards that i’m given
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They literally have 6 year olds going viral on threads
November 20, 2025 at 10:41 PM
They literally have 6 year olds going viral on threads
Popular manga discussion: if you're still pushing doodlebob agenda you're (unreprintable) he only showed up in like 2 episodes. the pencil isn't even the most powerful relic Bob encounters at that point in the series.
Popular comic discussion: hate how they made Patrick an abuser in this run.
Popular comic discussion: hate how they made Patrick an abuser in this run.
November 20, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Popular manga discussion: if you're still pushing doodlebob agenda you're (unreprintable) he only showed up in like 2 episodes. the pencil isn't even the most powerful relic Bob encounters at that point in the series.
Popular comic discussion: hate how they made Patrick an abuser in this run.
Popular comic discussion: hate how they made Patrick an abuser in this run.
in the cyber-today of tomorrow, diners will call established patrons “normies” instead of regulars.
the term has become one of respect in the shitty crisis on infinite earths that happened to every website and app
the term has become one of respect in the shitty crisis on infinite earths that happened to every website and app
November 19, 2025 at 9:21 PM
in the cyber-today of tomorrow, diners will call established patrons “normies” instead of regulars.
the term has become one of respect in the shitty crisis on infinite earths that happened to every website and app
the term has become one of respect in the shitty crisis on infinite earths that happened to every website and app
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It seems as if everything has been going downhill at a terrifying speed since I lost my Daicon Ultraman kinkeshi…
November 19, 2025 at 2:10 AM
It seems as if everything has been going downhill at a terrifying speed since I lost my Daicon Ultraman kinkeshi…