Patrick Shuman
@pshu1996.bsky.social
#fantasyfootball thoughts on this trade? I had Travis Hunter fall to me although I needed an RB so I think that added context makes this fair, especially with running backs at a premium
July 24, 2025 at 2:41 PM
#fantasyfootball thoughts on this trade? I had Travis Hunter fall to me although I needed an RB so I think that added context makes this fair, especially with running backs at a premium
A friend gave me this idea so here you go for free, BlueSky
June 25, 2025 at 12:51 PM
A friend gave me this idea so here you go for free, BlueSky
This honestly devastated me more than the Mookie trade because it seemed so out of the blue. He was supposed to be a Red Sock for life
June 16, 2025 at 2:24 AM
This honestly devastated me more than the Mookie trade because it seemed so out of the blue. He was supposed to be a Red Sock for life
She's the gatherer (places the food order), I am the hunter (picks up the food order)
May 7, 2025 at 10:15 PM
She's the gatherer (places the food order), I am the hunter (picks up the food order)
The Boston Celtics.
May 6, 2025 at 12:44 AM
The Boston Celtics.
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If Jesus had focused more on kitchen table issues and less on unpopular outcasts like lepers and prostitutes, he might have won more support from white working-class Judeans.
April 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
If Jesus had focused more on kitchen table issues and less on unpopular outcasts like lepers and prostitutes, he might have won more support from white working-class Judeans.
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wait we’ve had days of penguin memes and they haven’t fixed this? he’s so utterly incapable of backing down at this point that we are actually going to tariff the penguins? we are so cooked
TAPPER: You're imposing a 10% on the Heard and MccDonald islands. They have zero human inhabitants. Why are you putting tariffs on islands entirely populated by penguins?
ROLLINS: Whatever. Listen, the people leading this are serious, intentional, patriotic, the smartest I've ever worked with.
ROLLINS: Whatever. Listen, the people leading this are serious, intentional, patriotic, the smartest I've ever worked with.
April 6, 2025 at 2:26 PM
wait we’ve had days of penguin memes and they haven’t fixed this? he’s so utterly incapable of backing down at this point that we are actually going to tariff the penguins? we are so cooked
One thing I'm thinking of rn is how can never-Trump conservatives (if they still exist) ever go back to the GOP? The entire party sold out to this man, can you ever feel comfortable supporting someone who backed the guy that drove you out of the party?
April 4, 2025 at 9:35 AM
One thing I'm thinking of rn is how can never-Trump conservatives (if they still exist) ever go back to the GOP? The entire party sold out to this man, can you ever feel comfortable supporting someone who backed the guy that drove you out of the party?
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“all this from the party of family values? hypocrisy much?” please stop. the GOP has not been the party of family values in my lifetime. scoob and the gang don’t get credit for pointing out the oil baron wasn’t really a ghost 40 years after he was unmasked.
March 29, 2025 at 2:48 PM
“all this from the party of family values? hypocrisy much?” please stop. the GOP has not been the party of family values in my lifetime. scoob and the gang don’t get credit for pointing out the oil baron wasn’t really a ghost 40 years after he was unmasked.
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yeah i'm into OPSEC. Only Posting Super Excellent Content
March 26, 2025 at 8:17 PM
yeah i'm into OPSEC. Only Posting Super Excellent Content
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
March 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
Did Trump just say that putting a tariff on EU alcohol will help the *American Champagne* business
March 13, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Did Trump just say that putting a tariff on EU alcohol will help the *American Champagne* business
JUSTICE FOR MICHELLE TRACHTENBERG
March 3, 2025 at 2:50 AM
JUSTICE FOR MICHELLE TRACHTENBERG
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Checking my bank account every day for a deposit from the government since I've been hearing about all the money they've been saving lately. Nothing yet but it's probably coming soon
February 18, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Checking my bank account every day for a deposit from the government since I've been hearing about all the money they've been saving lately. Nothing yet but it's probably coming soon
I really gotta stop peaking back at Twitter. It's like playing three clicks to Hitler but I'm not actually trying to play
February 17, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I really gotta stop peaking back at Twitter. It's like playing three clicks to Hitler but I'm not actually trying to play
The "dangerous me or the famous me" line 👀
February 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
The "dangerous me or the famous me" line 👀
God I can't wait for this halftime show
February 10, 2025 at 1:26 AM
God I can't wait for this halftime show
I was told
For years
That all Christians like Coca Cola.
And when I learned
It was bad for you,
I told them.
Then they asked me why
I don't talk about Pepsi.
For years
That all Christians like Coca Cola.
And when I learned
It was bad for you,
I told them.
Then they asked me why
I don't talk about Pepsi.
February 4, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I was told
For years
That all Christians like Coca Cola.
And when I learned
It was bad for you,
I told them.
Then they asked me why
I don't talk about Pepsi.
For years
That all Christians like Coca Cola.
And when I learned
It was bad for you,
I told them.
Then they asked me why
I don't talk about Pepsi.
So, I've started making YouTube videos: youtu.be/wIuFcJfG_3U?...
Christians Have Lost Their Discernment
YouTube video by Patrick Shuman
youtu.be
January 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
So, I've started making YouTube videos: youtu.be/wIuFcJfG_3U?...
Not that we didn't already know this, but Trump rescinding the EO of requiring federal contractors to not discriminate shows once again that US (conservative) Christians do not care a single ounce about racism
January 24, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Not that we didn't already know this, but Trump rescinding the EO of requiring federal contractors to not discriminate shows once again that US (conservative) Christians do not care a single ounce about racism
Future Patriot Tee Higgins with the win
December 29, 2024 at 1:01 AM
Future Patriot Tee Higgins with the win
In today's fun conversations with my parents we got to talking about the Israeli-Palestinian conflict 🙃🙃🙃 far be it from me to criticize the Israeli government and advocate for the innocent Palestinians being displaced/killed
July 31, 2024 at 2:04 AM
In today's fun conversations with my parents we got to talking about the Israeli-Palestinian conflict 🙃🙃🙃 far be it from me to criticize the Israeli government and advocate for the innocent Palestinians being displaced/killed
I need a social media presence away from my family (read: my parents) so I expect to be a little more active on here going forward
July 24, 2024 at 11:40 AM
I need a social media presence away from my family (read: my parents) so I expect to be a little more active on here going forward
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happy 40th birthday to all the point guards on the 2015-2016 dallas mavericks
June 26, 2024 at 2:53 PM
happy 40th birthday to all the point guards on the 2015-2016 dallas mavericks