My money's on...

Millionaires and billionaires are dragons. Everything is secondary to the gold they want to sleep on

Been there. Not fun. Especially when your mother thinks a fun way to "spice up" dinner is by serving celery jello. Not jello with celery in it, which she had done repeatedly and was awful. But jello--actual jello--that was celery flavored.

I never passed a milestone. However, I've passed both a kidney stone and a bladder stone. I wonder where a milestone would rank in the pain category o wait that's not what you meant nevermin

It would certainly free up your lawn care time and budget

All of these are either microbrewery/beer or band/album
Can you tell them apart? (pt 2)

F) Prison City/Mass Riot

G)The Knack/Get the Knack
H) Industrial Arts/Wrench
I) Spotted Octopus/Call the Kraken
J) Misery Loves, Co./Coal Porter

"mid-priced" not "mid-prided"
Sheesh.

Maybe you could consider a Dirndl? There's a lot more mid-prided very good quality Dirndl out there than there are maid's outfits, which are usually fetish-priced (really cheap & disposable or really expensive & fabulous)
Here's one that I certainly did not buy from a retailer I have never visited.

Ooooh dreeeamyyyyy! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

Yass. I'm pretty okay on jazz triangle. Let's collab!

Everything in life is a tradeoff 😁

What a fun show to watch with someone who I’m guessing is about the same age as the kids on screen!
Are they into D&D?

I'm assuming you checked the cloud to see if there's any backups of the files?
I'm sorry this happened.

Forgive me but this deserves a coupla hubbas
>a-hem<
👇👇🏻👇🏼👇🏽👇🏾👇🏿

Where’s this from?

You're welcome!
Oh and yeah...I suppose you >>might<< also look like a lawyer too.
I guess. 😉

<gets colonoscopy>
<gets stoned from the colonoscopy drugs>
<offers to take my bestie to lunch as thanks for taking me to the colonoscopy>
<eats everything in sight>
<comes home, collapses into food coma>
<looks at bluesky today>
Me: Wow she looks so professorial in this pic! Maybe I should...