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Penny America (changed my name so the gummint leaves me alone)

@psiluvu.bsky.social

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I live with Foof the Cat, and two ghosts who only speak German. At least they only speak German when I'm around. Sometimes they play music. Sometimes I tell stories. Also: I’m staggeringly transgender.

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Penny America (changed my name so the gummint leaves me alone) @psiluvu.bsky.social · 9h

Hey! There's a nit! Let's pick it. Let's not pretend that "who was persecuted first by how many days" is an issue.
What did you hope to achieve by these posts? Because all you've done is just made me really fucking annoyed with you.

Penny America (changed my name so the gummint leaves me alone) @psiluvu.bsky.social · 1d

Congratulations! I truly hope y’all take the series. This is less about liking the Jays than despising the Dodgers (except for Shohei), but enemy of my enemy, et c.
Also the reflection on your eyeglasses make it look like you have a barbell piercing on the outside of your left eye.

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Penny America (changed my name so the gummint leaves me alone) @psiluvu.bsky.social · 1d

Okay so what’s your favorite smoked pepper? Chipotle or smoked Spanish paprika?

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Penny America (changed my name so the gummint leaves me alone) @psiluvu.bsky.social · 1d

Consider the “like” as an agreement about the amendment buggering.
Please do not aggressively season my meals with ghost peppers unless you have a plumbing snake oiled and ready.

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Penny America (changed my name so the gummint leaves me alone) @psiluvu.bsky.social · 1d

Quote with some dangerous women art 🔥

Yes, It’s me. You have no idea how dangerous I can be.

BTW the first photo is currently on display at the George Eastman Museum of Photography.

A white woman in a long dress that buttons from her neck to her ankles, sits on an office chair. Every button on the dress is unbuttoned, except the one at her waist. It appears that the dress is the only thing she is wearing, apart from a necklace, earrings, eyeglasses and makeup. She sits, one long leg crossing over the other, holding a coffee cup in one hand looking down demurely at her arm. Behind and to the side of her are two windows with sunlight streaming in, bathing everything in a warm white glow.

A slightly sepia toned black & white image of a white woman, lying in bed, from the chest up, wearing black lacy lingerie over her bodice, the straps sliding slightly off her shoulders. She holds her eyeglasses in her left hand as she chews lightly on the right earpiece, her darkly rouged lips pouting slightly as she gazes evenly at the lens

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Penny America (changed my name so the gummint leaves me alone) @psiluvu.bsky.social · 1d

You brought’er, >you< ichor

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Penny America (changed my name so the gummint leaves me alone) @psiluvu.bsky.social · 1d

Am I the only person who is getting the feeling that “Cook these monsters a meal” is the first step towards making the 3rd Amendment irrelevant?

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Penny America (changed my name so the gummint leaves me alone) @psiluvu.bsky.social · 3d

I was thinking the same thing. 😁Also he’s way out of proportion to the cockpit

Penny America (changed my name so the gummint leaves me alone) @psiluvu.bsky.social · 5d

I’m not sure. This was my first ever appointment. I’m mostly hoping it will help me sleep better

Penny America (changed my name so the gummint leaves me alone) @psiluvu.bsky.social · 5d

It me…sitting with 16 needles poking at me at the acupuncturists 🙃

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Penny America (changed my name so the gummint leaves me alone) @psiluvu.bsky.social · 5d

Morning?

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Penny America (changed my name so the gummint leaves me alone) @psiluvu.bsky.social · 6d

Sorry this is happening to you. My brother & I had the same issue when we sold our mother’s condo.
I’m sorry that the Florida chapter of your lives ended so disappointingly.

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Penny America (changed my name so the gummint leaves me alone) @psiluvu.bsky.social · 6d

Night

A white woman with wavy dirty blonde hair and green-rimmed glasses stands in front of a spice rack on top of a microwave on a cart in her kitchen

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Penny America (changed my name so the gummint leaves me alone) @psiluvu.bsky.social · 6d

To clarify: Cisgender Heterosexuals are also encouraged to drop some ducats into the dish as well. You will receive massive karma points if you do!

Penny America (changed my name so the gummint leaves me alone) @psiluvu.bsky.social · 6d

Hello there, fellow gender variants!
Please help my friend Mae if you can.,)

Mae Dean @maegodhavemercy.com · 7d

Hey folks - we’re still trying to get our rent paid up, and our landlord is threatening to give us a 3-day notice if we don’t make a payment immediately.

If there’s anything you can do to help, we could really use it.

PayPal.me/MaeGodHaveMercy
Cash.app/$MaeGodHaveMercy
Venmo.com/u/MaeGodHaveMercy

Pay Real Life Comics using PayPal.Me

Go to paypal.me/maegodhavemercy and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.

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Penny America (changed my name so the gummint leaves me alone) @psiluvu.bsky.social · 12d

English is a hella difficult language to navigate sometimes, even for native users.
I don't use a carabiner for many reasons, including the fact that I often wear leggings or dresses, but I do have one pair of cream-colored jeans that a local artist has stamped a carabiner and keys on. 😉

Penny America (changed my name so the gummint leaves me alone) @psiluvu.bsky.social · 12d

I can collect a phalanx of lesbians & transbians who would beg to differ re: the carabiner. 😀

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Penny America (changed my name so the gummint leaves me alone) @psiluvu.bsky.social · 13d

For decades, the urologist who was the pre-eminent surgeon for vasectomies in Rochester, NY was Dr. Stopp.

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Penny America (changed my name so the gummint leaves me alone) @psiluvu.bsky.social · 13d

1. There’s a lot of growing up that gets done between 19 & 21.
2. I’m guessing you’ve always been a thoughtful person who takes:
A) every precaution, &
B) no shit from anyone
and this dude would have been a hard pass for you, which leads be to
3. Please tell me you posted this ironically.

Penny America (changed my name so the gummint leaves me alone) @psiluvu.bsky.social · 13d

If someone was trying to write a satiric post about dudebro culture, this is exactly what they would write.

Penny America (changed my name so the gummint leaves me alone) @psiluvu.bsky.social · 15d

Not bad editing. It’s poor production choices: bad camera position & height, no off-camera support or protection. I’d be surprised if they did more than 3 takes on this.
OTOH, it’s got like 180,000 likes & similar big numbers of comments, reposts and shares, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
It’s not really important

Penny America (changed my name so the gummint leaves me alone) @psiluvu.bsky.social · 16d

Worse, we have waaaay too many who love the empire, embrace the dark side, and look forward to being a minor functionary in a system that is fueled by the deliberate infliction of pain upon others.
Torturers have the highest level of job satisfaction.

Penny America (changed my name so the gummint leaves me alone) @psiluvu.bsky.social · 20d

Also I’m never gonna buy anything from DG SKONES again

AI image of a dudebro holding a can of Monster Energy drink while wearing a green hoodie with “DG SKONES” on it.

Penny America (changed my name so the gummint leaves me alone) @psiluvu.bsky.social · 21d

Hello!
Hello!
Hello!
How Low?

Penny America (changed my name so the gummint leaves me alone) @psiluvu.bsky.social · 22d

“Today on ‘Handytrans Corner,’ we’ll show you how to make your own high-tatchee wand using the top half of an immersion blender, a length of pvc tubing, a soft bass drum mallet, and the fixer’s favorite friend, duct tape!”