Kevin P
@pudgebrain.bsky.social
Absolute Menace. Dont expect anything less.
Nothing hypes me more than fucking with Jamband7.0 known as the Honkmas in Providence.
December 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Nothing hypes me more than fucking with Jamband7.0 known as the Honkmas in Providence.
How I am rolling into Santa Fe to meet @zzbenz.bsky.social
December 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
How I am rolling into Santa Fe to meet @zzbenz.bsky.social
@pudgebrain.bsky.social has swears! They've used 70 profanities in their last 658 posts.
🥇 "fucking" (10 times)
🥈 "fuck" (9 times)
🥉 "cunt" (6 times)
🥇 "fucking" (10 times)
🥈 "fuck" (9 times)
🥉 "cunt" (6 times)
November 30, 2025 at 2:22 PM
@profanity.accountant how much shit damn motherfuckin profanity have I used?
November 30, 2025 at 2:05 PM
@profanity.accountant how much shit damn motherfuckin profanity have I used?
Was in Disney this week. Went to Old Town. You guessed it.
No Bort license plates.
No Bort license plates.
November 23, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Was in Disney this week. Went to Old Town. You guessed it.
No Bort license plates.
No Bort license plates.
Happy Birthday to the queen and unofficial LOML @zzbenz.bsky.social . The cuntiest queen there is. All hail Queen Cunt. Welcome this is a Cunthouse.
a woman is sitting on a couch with her legs crossed and holding a disco ball
ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch with her legs crossed and holding a disco ball
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Happy Birthday to the queen and unofficial LOML @zzbenz.bsky.social . The cuntiest queen there is. All hail Queen Cunt. Welcome this is a Cunthouse.
LOL THAT WAS THE MOST CANADIAN LETDOWN EVER. LOLOLOLOL
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
LOL THAT WAS THE MOST CANADIAN LETDOWN EVER. LOLOLOLOL
I am a fucking child.
October 29, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I am a fucking child.
@madxwoman.bsky.social Happy Birthday Maid of Honor!!
October 11, 2025 at 6:24 PM
@madxwoman.bsky.social Happy Birthday Maid of Honor!!
Name that Beatles song.
October 9, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Name that Beatles song.
Had a dream that I was trying to awkwardly flirt with @zzbenz.bsky.social by hitting her with my carabiner of keys "accidentally" and pushed my hip out to bump her as she walked by. She laughed and then made fun of me. Dream over.
And yes my dreams line her up as pretty as she is.
And yes my dreams line her up as pretty as she is.
September 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Had a dream that I was trying to awkwardly flirt with @zzbenz.bsky.social by hitting her with my carabiner of keys "accidentally" and pushed my hip out to bump her as she walked by. She laughed and then made fun of me. Dream over.
And yes my dreams line her up as pretty as she is.
And yes my dreams line her up as pretty as she is.
September 17, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Here to bring realness:
Got a Mental Health Awareness lined up for Hockey Season.
This is just a start. The Mental Health Awareness revolution will be started here, in Providence, with the Providence Bruins.
Got a Mental Health Awareness lined up for Hockey Season.
This is just a start. The Mental Health Awareness revolution will be started here, in Providence, with the Providence Bruins.
September 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Here to bring realness:
Got a Mental Health Awareness lined up for Hockey Season.
This is just a start. The Mental Health Awareness revolution will be started here, in Providence, with the Providence Bruins.
Got a Mental Health Awareness lined up for Hockey Season.
This is just a start. The Mental Health Awareness revolution will be started here, in Providence, with the Providence Bruins.
Reached that point in my life where I became the suicide voice of reason. Now one of my employees knows OUR stories arent over and that we are not failures.
And if he lives to see tomorrow, and the day after, and the day after, and however long after that, I will know that my sadness helped someone
And if he lives to see tomorrow, and the day after, and the day after, and however long after that, I will know that my sadness helped someone
August 28, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Reached that point in my life where I became the suicide voice of reason. Now one of my employees knows OUR stories arent over and that we are not failures.
And if he lives to see tomorrow, and the day after, and the day after, and however long after that, I will know that my sadness helped someone
And if he lives to see tomorrow, and the day after, and the day after, and however long after that, I will know that my sadness helped someone
Mercury in retrograde again.
No, but it is possible to cum backwards into your bladder by flexing your pelvic muscles in a weird way.
It’s called “retrograde ejaculation” and some “traditional medicine” from around the world says its good for you because you should preserve your vital juices
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Retrogr...
It’s called “retrograde ejaculation” and some “traditional medicine” from around the world says its good for you because you should preserve your vital juices
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Retrogr...
Retrograde ejaculation - Wikipedia
en.m.wikipedia.org
August 16, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Mercury in retrograde again.
Clearly missed the Mark on this one.
It WAS Cream.
It WAS Cream.
UnskimmedCowsMilk
Slightly diminish a band:
Surprisingly Stoopid
Surprisingly Stoopid
August 15, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Clearly missed the Mark on this one.
It WAS Cream.
It WAS Cream.
UnskimmedCowsMilk
Slightly diminish a band:
Surprisingly Stoopid
Surprisingly Stoopid
August 15, 2025 at 12:53 AM
UnskimmedCowsMilk
Finger 12
Increase a Band: Greater than Jake
Increase a band
Sum
Sum
August 14, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Finger 12
Lunchtime @halleycomet3.bsky.social vibes.
August 4, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Lunchtime @halleycomet3.bsky.social vibes.
Ozzy dying 2 weeks after his last show has the same feeling that Ultimate Warrior died days after his Hall Of Fame induction and Goodbye on Raw After Mania.
It's like...both men KNEW their death date.
It's like...both men KNEW their death date.
July 22, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Ozzy dying 2 weeks after his last show has the same feeling that Ultimate Warrior died days after his Hall Of Fame induction and Goodbye on Raw After Mania.
It's like...both men KNEW their death date.
It's like...both men KNEW their death date.
Well Friends. I knew it months ago but was hush ordered by my building. Today, it was officially announced.
Amica Mutual Pavilion
The Goose
GooseXMas
Honk Honk
And Me.
Your friendly Merchandise Manager/Poster Saver.
If you are atttending and need help with lodging or food recs, lmk.
Amica Mutual Pavilion
The Goose
GooseXMas
Honk Honk
And Me.
Your friendly Merchandise Manager/Poster Saver.
If you are atttending and need help with lodging or food recs, lmk.
July 21, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Well Friends. I knew it months ago but was hush ordered by my building. Today, it was officially announced.
Amica Mutual Pavilion
The Goose
GooseXMas
Honk Honk
And Me.
Your friendly Merchandise Manager/Poster Saver.
If you are atttending and need help with lodging or food recs, lmk.
Amica Mutual Pavilion
The Goose
GooseXMas
Honk Honk
And Me.
Your friendly Merchandise Manager/Poster Saver.
If you are atttending and need help with lodging or food recs, lmk.