$1000 crab (YUP CATU)
punchedmonet.bsky.social
$1000 crab (YUP CATU)
@punchedmonet.bsky.social
Here I am and who’s like me
Summers here gang let’s GOOOO
December 15, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Mfw I found out how much an aga actually costs and has always somewhat costed
December 15, 2025 at 3:50 AM
36 minutes of rain!!! Bullshit tight arse storm lol
December 14, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Customer called me at work specifically to dob on her mate who’s been scamming the company for refunds so I finally got to use this beautiful image in the work group chat
December 13, 2025 at 10:20 AM
I want to look at art and pets and Bluesky keeps forcing this worthless shit down my eyeballs. Who the fuck needs a reminder that bad man is bad, people on here are demented it’s just saying the same stuff to each other all day and doing the dreamworks face after each zinger
December 11, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Lad spotted
December 9, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Utterly adore this “meme” Reddit fed me that just reads like a pleasant and amusing announcement from a Gen Xer parent god bless. I imagine the seal is telling me about his loud daughter
December 9, 2025 at 2:11 AM
December 8, 2025 at 11:51 AM
There’s a fellow Munster man in the area… I must find them
December 8, 2025 at 1:37 AM
My housemate has dotey Christmas pyjamas he cracks out every year on the first of dec (yes he is a man of immense taste how did you know) and finally this year I have my alternative
December 6, 2025 at 8:41 AM
The pinkness of it
December 4, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Litterbugs just throw anything anywhere smh
December 1, 2025 at 3:38 AM
The day before baptising the petal of a man I was crying outside the cafe and a sweet lady who’d passed by earlier came up to me with this sprig and was like I’ve been looking for a flower for you and I couldn’t find one but this is for you I was like😭❤️Dostoyevsky character beauty of life moment
December 1, 2025 at 3:32 AM
The onions were mushy 💔 but we do what we must for charity
November 30, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Fave thing abt the ads for fire season is how scary they are imo im in the suburbs sweating if my evacuation plan is good enough 💀
November 30, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Cousin moving to live w his girlfriend and her excellent dog in Belfast, I sent him off with this drawing for the dog
November 30, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Lonely but not, sounds like home
November 29, 2025 at 11:40 AM
“The Irish aren’t showing enough gratitude”
November 28, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I’m so sorry I’m fucking crying at this and he was acting baffled at the other lad this is soo funny 😭😭💔💔 “help, punch magazine keeps spawning in my mentions on my behalf” is such a hilarious complaint 😭😭
November 28, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Their heads just did that
November 28, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Fave image of late
November 28, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Learning a lot about how to achieve a united ireland from the experts that descended with the nato shagger guys
November 28, 2025 at 10:13 AM
The more time I foolishly spend on here the more of em I see and it’s giving me the willies lmao
November 28, 2025 at 9:38 AM
The Irish knaves would not be so cavalier in wanting to make decisions based on their unique geopolitical decisions and not so harsh in their dismissal of our bad faith op ed attacks if they were emus in Western Australia during the Australian emu war, 1932 - my column in the Sunday times this week
November 28, 2025 at 9:25 AM
I’m workshopping this for when I clock off from leftistly supporting Putin by being irishly skeptical of the lobbyists asking us to join nato in the national media every week-thoughts? I know it’s a full schedule but I just feel a responsibility to Europe,who we havent shown enough gratitude to
November 28, 2025 at 9:17 AM