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Here I am and who’s like me
Was jus able to put more than a tenner into the car for the first time in I don’t remember how long… we could be on our way out of the woods folks
December 16, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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I think all my old mates emigrating because there were no jobs between 2008-2014, and then most of my new mates emigrating between 2018-2025 because there are no gaffs, has had a greater effect on social cohesion than migrants
December 16, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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Once again, if you believe that FF&FG would only love to give us a well-resourced, world beating welfare state but it’s just those pesky immigrants won’t let them, you are a gobshite. You have a loyalty card with your local bridge salesman. You were, in fact, born yesterday.
December 16, 2025 at 9:21 AM
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Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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December 16, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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Every time.
December 16, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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The Irish Nazi Party used to be run by a fella who lived with his mum in a cottage in Ringsend. In those days, no one said you lived in an "echo chamber" if you didn't go around to listen to him.
"Bluesky is an echo chamber."
"Bluesky doesn't have enough reach"
"Liberals must return to X to challenge the far right"

I'm not a tech bro or a journalist. Your priorities are not my priorities. Stop telling me I need to do anything other than chat about comics & telly with people who seem nice.
December 16, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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The headline doesn't do justice to this story
A former Fine Gael councillor and cathaoirleach of Cavan County Council has been jailed for two years and nine months for stealing €172,000 from a housing charity
Ex-FG cllr jailed for theft of €172,000 from charity
A former Fine Gael councillor and cathaoirleach of Cavan County Council has been jailed for two years and nine months for stealing €172,000 from a housing charity.
www.rte.ie
December 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Leaving Dublin now.
In the departure terminal in one of the shops, I heard a man verbally and xenophobically abusing airport young worker at the till. I told him to stop, he came at me asking what my problem was, backed down, and left.
If you can and you think it's safe, speak up.
No pasarán.
December 15, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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white boy RUINS social gathering with less than stellar danny brown impression
December 15, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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my name is cow
and wen its nite
and when a star
is shiyning brite

and three wise men
give me the nod
i walk up close
I lik the God
December 15, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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—I’ve been asked to baptise the King of Spain’s daughter
—Infanta?
—No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly
December 15, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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Take my strongest punch! :3
December 15, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Summers here gang let’s GOOOO
December 15, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Going to run this into the ground
December 15, 2025 at 8:38 AM
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this field biologist does a great job highlighting the insidiousness of AI editing

these one-click AI edit buttons are incredibly appealing to many photographers, amateurs and professionals alike, and are framed as innocuous

this is worth sharing and educating people about
December 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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I also appreciate the follow-up
December 14, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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I think about this tweet every day
December 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
“Being against the US and Israeli governments murdering people en masse and UK and EU assisting is why these people were murdered” ahh so it’s been a trolley problem all this time has it
December 15, 2025 at 6:47 AM
I thought rob reiner had just had a book or movie or something good come out for ppl to be posting abt him so much and so the first post I saw about the horrible news I thought was one of those fucked jokes 😭only realised it was real when the sopranos subreddit I like posted “just a kid” fuckin hell
December 15, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Massive tension in this here cotton-on
December 15, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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America's UN special envoy on antisemitism hears about an anti-Jewish mass shooting in Australia, immediately rushes to connect it to the incoming Mayor of New York
December 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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please consider that "talking about antisemitism is a distraction from how evil Israel is and you're speaking over its victims" is the same rhetorical trick as "talking about Islamophobia is a distraction from how evil Muslim countries are and you're speaking over their victims"
December 15, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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December 15, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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In the post-truth era we live in, the fact a Muslim man risked his own life to protect Jewish lives is an inconvenience to those who seek to spread hate. And so the misinformation strategy begins to erase the name Ahmed al Ahmed from existence. Thus the invention of 'Edward Crabtree'
December 14, 2025 at 6:09 PM