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Here I am and who’s like me
Definitely the whole packed place cheering at the end of black 47 🥹❤️
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?

Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Laoch! Maith thú Charlie
📣 We are delighted to announce that 1994 Eurovision winner for Ireland Charlie McGettigan has decided to hand back his trophy to the EBU in protest at apartheid Israel's continued participation in the contest!
#BoycottEurovision
December 13, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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A lot of people are getting calls from 0044 numbers these days. I can't advise strongly enough, DO NOT ANSWER CALLS FROM THESE NUMBERS: those are UK numbers. You are at a very real risk of talking to an English person
December 12, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Remember all that stuff a while back about young people not answering the phone right these days/doing pauses after picking up? Yeah that was 100% bullshit I got 44-75 year olds doing that to me constantly at work lmao (valid tbh bc 9/10 phone calls u get in Aus are going to be chinese tax scam)
December 12, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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What if Rasputin came back from the dead and changed the recipe for Tayto crisps?
What if the Tsar of Russia
And the King of Prussia
Landed in the Phoenix Park
In a big Balloon?
December 12, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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What would happen if Kim Jong Un docked in Dingle? If a Death Star appeared over Spiddle? If Lucifer burst out of the Hill of Tara?
December 12, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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The horse that recognised him from another film is now going to say he doesn't know him.
SCOOP: Academy Award-nominee Liam Neeson narrated a recent anti-vaccine documentary that glorifies RFK Jr.’s rise to power.

In the film, Neeson—a UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador—calls the COVID-19 vaccines “dangerous experiments.”

www.importantcontext.news/p/liam-neeso...
Liam Neeson Narrates Anti-Vax, Pro-RFK Documentary
The Taken actor can be heard calling mRNA COVID vaccines “dangerous experiments.”
www.importantcontext.news
December 12, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Must’ve been taking cues from noted intellectual Eoin Lenihan lmfao
FBI Leader Crumbles During Basic Questions About Threat of “Antifa”

Well, this sure sounds like a confession that antifa’s designation as a domestic terror group was based on nothing.

newrepublic.com/post/204308/...
FBI Leader Crumbles During Basic Questions About Threat of “Antifa”
Well, this sure sounds like a confession that antifa’s designation as a domestic terror group was based on nothing.
newrepublic.com
December 12, 2025 at 10:28 AM
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There's been confusion over whether survivors of mother and baby homes could face hiked rents after redress payouts. Survivors have started to say that they wish they'd never applied for their redress, says Social Democrats Councillor Noelle Brown. “Which is appalling.”
Confusion over whether survivors of mother and baby homes face hiked rents after redress payouts
Survivors have started to say that they wish they'd never applied for their redress, says Social Democrats Councillor Noelle Brown. “Which is appalling.”
www.dublininquirer.com
December 12, 2025 at 9:20 AM
God bless
December 12, 2025 at 8:56 AM
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absolutely disgusting that the government is pursuing deeper economic ties with the UAE even as they fund and arm the genocide in Sudan

enterprise.gov.ie/en/news-and-...
Ireland and UAE conclude inaugural Joint Economic Commission in Dubai
enterprise.gov.ie
December 11, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Stealworkers
December 11, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Thankfully, the Polish doctor who was arrested for providing a medically necessary later abortion has had her criminal investigation dropped. Prosecutors deemed that she did not violate Poland’s strict abortion laws. An anti-choice fanatic who attacked her is facing criminal charges for assault.
Prosecutors drop case against Polish doctor who performed abortion in ninth month of pregnancy
notesfrompoland.com
December 11, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Sausage charge is only at 77%
December 11, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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I am drinking water out of a shallow bowl. In this way, I am very spiritual
December 12, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Behind the corporate jargon lies a hard truth: Westpac has the worst gender pay gap of the big four banks, and it is costing women a staggering $933,498,000 every single year.

cpa.org.au/guardian/iss...
Anti-women Westpac - CPA
cpa.org.au
December 12, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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The longest book I read this year was individual yugioh cards
December 12, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Left Twitter over 2 years ago, and delighted to have done it, but I do miss retweeting this whenever the mood would strike me
December 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Spud (our housemate's dog, who is on prozac) when we get more than one delivery in a day:
December 12, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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I would appreciate any help people can offer with this: Has anyone ever dealt with a housemate moving out and a large-scale landlord refusing to consent to any new housemate joining the property as a tenant?
December 11, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Have one of those extremely painful deep under the skin pimples forming and I fear I’ve taken the pimple patch route as far as it’ll go without creating a dry skin problem to boot. I fear I must make my stand here folks
December 12, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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And, given the fact that the register of lobbyists features a record of the same Minister being lobbied by Facebook on this exact plan a few weeks ago, I think we may safely let the Magi know they will be spared a trek to Limerick this year.

www.lobbying.ie/return/13174...
December 11, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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Patrick O’Donovan went out on the national airwaves with a half-baked, bad set of ideas about linking access to online spaces to our PPS numbers.

If he had these ideas himself, it would be a Christmas miracle.

But in fact, they are the Zuckerberg lobbying aim across the world.
December 11, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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Coffee thoughts:

Ireland is a polity where you can go and visit a Minister in a constituency office on a weekend to ask for help filling in a form.

The distance to/from officeholders is effectively zero.

But the distance for most people from *power* can be (invisible to them) huge.
December 11, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Finally some good (if small) news. Be nice if Australia followed but the Zionist groups have outsized power here and it seems to extend all the way to albo
Iceland joins Ireland, Spain, Slovenia and Netherlands in Eurovision 2026 boycott #Eurovision #Eurovision26
December 11, 2025 at 7:17 AM