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Puppet News @puppetnews.bsky.social · 1h

Congrats on being a genius and socially retarded.

Puppet News @puppetnews.bsky.social · 1h

Self-described genius, eh? See also: Narcissist d-bag

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Puppet News @puppetnews.bsky.social · 11h

"War-ravaged streets of Portland."

Courtney Vaughn @courtneyvaughn.bsky.social · 14h

Streets are still closed off in front of the Portland ICE facility at 8:30pm. Protesters have gathered on a side street. Dance party in progress.

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Puppet News @puppetnews.bsky.social · 14h

I got way more excited than I should have by the name "Mud Wizard"

MICHR @monocerous.bsky.social · 2d

This reminded me of the German "Mud Wizard" from 2023.

A guy dressed like a wizard (maybe more like a monk?) at a protest in Germany to save a village from being bulldozed. He's shoving a bunch of cops over in the mud.

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Puppet News @puppetnews.bsky.social · 14h

Masked Singer is so 2024. I want Masked Protestor.

competentposter @competentposter.bsky.social · 3d

wizard frog is insane

Puppet News @puppetnews.bsky.social · 17h

That tracks.

Jonathan Aul @mudshark58.bsky.social · May 30

He would.

Headline from Daily Beast: "Bill Maher Vigorously Defends Louis C.K. and Woody Allen" with photo of Maher

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 1d

Trump’s order to deploy Texas National Guard troops to Chicago is illegal, immoral, and must be stopped by the courts. ICE is already wreaking havoc in our communities. Let’s call this what it is: an invasion by out-of-state troops coming here only with the purpose of tormenting Chicagoans.

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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 22h

"Man tells truth. Condemned by morons."

Mediaite @mediaite.com · 23h

‘Disgraceful’: Right And Left Unite to Blast Zohran Mamdani’s 10/7 Statement

New York City mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani sparked a wave of anger on Tuesday with his statement marking the October 7th attack on southern Israel The post ‘Disgraceful’: Right And Left Unite to Blast Zohran Mamdani’s 10/7 Statement first appeared on Mediaite.

dlvr.it

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Puppet News @puppetnews.bsky.social · 22h

Never forget to Google: Hannibal Directive
#Oct7th

Caitlin Johnstone @caitoz.bsky.social · 1d

Never forget October 7th 2023, that fateful day when Israelis were brutally massacred by Israeli tanks and Israeli helicopters and Israeli drones and Israeli soldiers and Israeli bullets, and also by Hamas a bit.

thecradle.co/articles-id/...

Ex-Israeli war chief confirms issuing Hannibal Directive to kill own civilians, soldiers on 7 Oct

Israeli forces used attack helicopters, drones, and tanks to kill their own civilians and soldiers while blaming the deaths on Hamas

thecradle.co

Puppet News @puppetnews.bsky.social · 22h

I didn't know they let nazis have accounts on Bluesky. "Multiculturalism"

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Jordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 2d

This absolutely needs to be a bigger story 👇

The Intercept @theintercept.com · 2d

She’s been in ICE detention since MARCH for sending money to her family in Gaza. Leqaa Kordia’s story needs to be heard.

Read more: interc.pt/4gQG3aV

✍️ @shawnmusgrave.bsky.social 📹 @jordanuhl.com

Sending Money To Family In Gaza Has Kept Her In ICE Detention For Months

YouTube video by The Intercept

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Puppet News @puppetnews.bsky.social · 1d

Counter argument: I desperately need a Nicole Kidman in my life.

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 1d

Turning the military on citizens.

Attempting to rig elections.

Toying with the idea of declaring martial law.

Attacking political enemies and punishing those who speak out.

If this were happening in another country, what would you call it?

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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 1d

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Puppet News @puppetnews.bsky.social · 1d

I need this library in my life.

derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 2d

😭

IG newberlinlibrary

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Natty🇺🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦🏐🏈🐕🐴📎 @grillnatty.bsky.social · 2d

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MFD @midefd.bsky.social · 2d

60 Minutes intro in 2028: “I’m Jesse Watters. I’m Laura Loomer. I’m Tim Pool. I’m that Black guy on Fox n’ Friends. Those stories and AI generated Charlie Kirk, tonight on 60 Minutes.”

Tick. Tick. Tick. Tick.

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Puppet News @puppetnews.bsky.social · 2d

Fantastic

Zeteo @zeteo.com · 2d

"Here's a chance to tell her story in her words. And of course, launder her image and make a sh*t ton of money."

In the newest satirical video from Zeteo's Frank Cappello, the ghostwriter of Kamala Harris' new book on the 2024 election shares his secrets for writing a bestselling political memoir.

Puppet News @puppetnews.bsky.social · 2d

Ok.

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Puppet News @puppetnews.bsky.social · 2d

Yours, dipshit.

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HR Ryan @hrryan.bsky.social · 2d

This is the kind of propaganda spread by both the lefties and MAGA.

Puppet News @puppetnews.bsky.social · 2d

We get it. Millions deported. Cool when blue. Concentration camps. Great when obama does it. Record death camp fatalities. No big deal when Dems are in charge. Build that wall? If Kamala says it, then yes.

You're a great American.

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Puppet News @puppetnews.bsky.social · 2d

I'm the only one standing up for human rights in this conversation, and you think Americans get to kill immigrants for expediency, so I get your confusion in thinking I'm not an American for not being a soulless nazi.

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Puppet News @puppetnews.bsky.social · 2d

Lol. When Obama tore families apart and left humans to die in concentration camps, it was legal!

Hard to believe no one takes the Dems seriously anymore.

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Puppet News @puppetnews.bsky.social · 2d

We get it. Millions deported. Cool when blue. Concentration camps. Great when obama does it. Record death camp fatalities. No big deal when Dems are in charge. Build that wall? If Kamala says it, then yes.

You're a great American.

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