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Ben Fegan
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the fuck are you looking at this for? don't you have shit to do? he/him.
i stopped working years ago and i'm over 200% total brain power now.
December 2, 2025 at 10:51 PM
tbf, it was just speculation in history circles until the late 90's, after you graduated.
December 1, 2025 at 4:13 AM
gotta go to the dmv to get my id renewed. mr. beast and the ceo of salesforce will be there too.
November 30, 2025 at 6:04 AM
without even watching the game, i now know that had that kicker done his steps right, his hips would've been pointed exactly where he wanted the ball instead of whatever happened there.
November 30, 2025 at 2:09 AM
kinda reminded of the wars with afghanistan and iraq when a whole lot of us (myself included, i was still growing) said "at least we'll get good music out of this"
November 30, 2025 at 1:13 AM
November 30, 2025 at 12:52 AM
online gaming has this issue where whether they show the players their relative skill level or not, the majority of players assume they're better than they actually are. a hidden skill-based matchmaking system takes the "find out" away from these players' "fuck around"
November 29, 2025 at 10:08 PM
so say we all.
November 29, 2025 at 9:52 PM
i haven't trotted this out for non-walters news in like a year or two.
November 29, 2025 at 9:49 PM
maybe she's a cogitohazard?
November 29, 2025 at 8:17 PM
and one cup?
November 29, 2025 at 4:29 AM
and then the countdown begins.
November 28, 2025 at 5:17 AM
weird way to find out Mahomes is constantly taking a wrong turn at Albuquerque
November 28, 2025 at 1:11 AM
November 27, 2025 at 11:53 PM
it's just the Epic Meal Time guys spinning around until they're too dizzy to stand.
November 27, 2025 at 11:03 PM