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Ben Fegan
@puppettron.bsky.social
the fuck are you looking at this for? don't you have shit to do? he/him.
slept for around 20 hours. this is my life.
December 4, 2025 at 3:18 PM
november's post is up. consider subscribing to give me more money. this is my only source of income.
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December 1, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Stop CEOs
Stop interviewing CEOs
Stop interviewing CEOs about AI.
December 1, 2025 at 3:57 AM
i should've made a bigger name for myself when i was active on FNV. i was just asked for like the 3rd time this year if i'd heard of TTW when i mentioned modding the game.
November 30, 2025 at 7:24 AM
oh, these are rookie numbers, i gotta fucking pump this shit up.
@puppettron.bsky.social has swears! They've used 275 profanities in their last 1,387 posts.

🥇 "fucking" (71 times)
🥈 "fuck" (48 times)
🥉 "shit" (41 times)
November 30, 2025 at 6:00 AM
@profanity.accountant i'm curious how fucking vulgar i am.
November 30, 2025 at 5:44 AM
not many people seem to know this, but the entire purpose of skill-based matchmaking is to keep the high-skilled everyday players away from the mid and low-skilled casuals. because the casuals are the majority of the playerbase and the majority of the purchasers.
November 29, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Reposted by Ben Fegan
A24 has fucking Christmas ornaments I’m screaming
November 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
there's this terrible vibe there that addicts can get rehab but it doesn't matter as much because they'll simply be former addicts at that point and never to be trusted.
I once again invite the online democrats who think that Trump and Musk are evil because they do drugs or think the biggest possible slam is to call them gay — have you considered admitting you’re just Reagan Republicans
I am a little tired of being yelled at for this but apparently not tired about: heroin addiction is not RFK’s problem. He’s a sociopath. Most addicts aren’t. Honestly, walk into an NA meeting, grab the first person with a few years to be head of HHS and they’d probably do a better job than Bobby.
November 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Reposted by Ben Fegan
trump won two elections because he convinced a shitload of people to vote for him.

believing anything else is willful ignorance that will only hurt you.
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
meanwhile, what the alpha males are actually closer to in their ideology is primate research, but they don't know a goddamned thing about that and keep calling themselves wolves.
The alpha wolf concept was debunked by the very guy who coined it because he realized that wolves in the wild are extremely communal and defer to parents for guidance. The “alpha” behavior was observed in captivity and was a terrified and violent male lashing out to feel some sort of control.
idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
November 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
you eat pieces of shit for breakfast, charlie brown?
I am the one who knocks, Charlie Brown.
The line must be drawn here! This far, no further, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 5:20 AM
and so, because i'm tired, i'm done with this season of 2v8 on DBD.

it fucking sucked most of the time.
November 20, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Reposted by Ben Fegan
Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
i literally don't understand how "not being a dick" is such a high bar for people.

this skeet is about pvp gaming.
November 20, 2025 at 5:46 AM
i don't know what it is, but Aces all seem to want to 1v1 when found. like i'm going to throw a game for ego when i know what's around when they start doing boldness.

i only have to kill most of you, it doesn't matter if i let you, ace, run off if i get the rest.

#DBD
November 19, 2025 at 6:57 AM
i took a survey for 2v8 the other day, and they specifically asked about kill rates.

and, like, i don't think kill rates actually tells anyone anything about how good the mode is. or really anything at all about how killer feels to play, for or against.
November 18, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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Since the mod's releasing next year, I decided to finally make some voiced dialogue snippets publicly accessible. Today's pick is @vetaphoenix.bsky.social, who voiced a character named Cora Frobisher all the way back in 2023!
youtu.be/PNkBi333STI?...
#voiceacting #falloutnewvegas #gamedev #modding
Veta Phoenix is Cora Frobisher - Westside Story - A New Vegas Noir
YouTube video by ElPascalMods
youtu.be
November 16, 2025 at 11:24 AM
#DBD

i wonder how much the game would've changed if they'd focused on making the survivors be a team instead of a set of individual accomplishments.

just think if survivor wins for hidden MMR was based on how many survivors escaped like killer wins, for example.
November 16, 2025 at 8:53 AM
#DBD

recent 2v8, a leon said blight carried.

that's true, but that's also because i know how to play.

RPD is a shitshow for traps, it's a shitshow for an M1 killer when every survivor has speedburst and every pallet stomp is temporary.

my traps aren't there to catch people
November 16, 2025 at 4:31 AM
starbucks is striking, here's where you can find their strike fund:

(if i have to explain do you what to do in the event of a strike, you had better be like 10 years old at most, and then the question is going to be "why the fuck are you on bluesky and following some dude who you don't know?")
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November 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
matches were going so bad that i fucked up something in my pounding the desk hand and i nearly cried when an oni showed up and got us an 8k.

i probably need to take my SSRI
November 13, 2025 at 1:39 PM
HOORAY! THINGS WILL BE SLIGHTLY WORSE THAN WE EXPECTED!
I guess this is about as close as it gets to good news these days (previous estimate was about 3.6C of heating)
Lot of people are already passing this around with the usual "WHY ISN'T ANYONE DOING ANYTHING" shrieks, while ignoring the fact that the article literally says that this is a *significant* decrease from the warming that we were on track for even a few years ago.
November 13, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Reposted by Ben Fegan
Evergreen post
November 13, 2025 at 11:49 AM
problem: some maps are awful to play on for one side or the other, and people use map offerings to attempt to mostly play on the maps that advantage them.

solution: make the maps more playable for everyone

bhvr: actually this is design intent and we're just going to nerf map offerings.
November 13, 2025 at 10:52 AM