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Sophia Babai @swingingstorm.bsky.social · 42m

Eternally disturbed by the number of Democrats who seem to see “affirming everyone’s basic right to freedom and safety is just too radical” as a reasonable argument.

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Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 2h

Wife had a couple friends over Sunday, one of whom couldn't stop sneezing the entire time. Swore up and down it was allergies from cat sitting. Anyway I guess I have cat allergies now.

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Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 2h

What

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the corgi from cowboy bebop @realqrampage.fightins.online · 1d

LMAO LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH
EVERY TIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH

Kash Patel in his own merch looking fucking embarrassing as hell lmao

he’s so fucking ugly

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Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 12h

Gets less simple since they both had internment camps

Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 2d

It’s simple really.

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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 18h

Gavin Newsom would take a puppy from an orphan, rip the puppy apart with his bare hands and eat it while the orphan screamed if he thought it would win him one vote in Wisconsin.

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salad bar ham cubes @flangy.bsky.social · 14h

I'm going to yell at him anyway.

Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 1d

Today, a more political post than what you'd expect, but I wanted to cover the myriad of people who think either 1.) the Democrats are doing just fine and don't need to change anything or 2.) the thing they need to change is their one favorite issue.
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/the-democr...

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Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 15h

Pyramid Head and James Sunderland stylized artwork as a Dr. Seuss book cover. Title: Some Time to Kill in Silent Hill!

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Emmy @emmy.dollz.one · 16h

You know I'm now remembering that the sport is like famously co-ed and I think if she wrote it today it'd be gender segregated and there'd be a plot line where one of the evil house boys tries to sneak onto the girls team

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Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 16h

Stealing brooms from cis women, smh

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Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 16h

They heard ICE needed backup and sent Big Gulps

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Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 16h

Texas national guard arrives in Illinois

Chris Farley, Robert Smigel and Mike Myers in fake mustaches

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Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 17h

Based

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Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 17h

Amber ambered amberly

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Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 17h

When you can't decide whether to name your daughter Amber or Leigh

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💀 Dreadward 💀 @edwardodell.bsky.social · 20h

If your moral argument requires me to vote for mass death to stop mass death, your argument is broken. The people pushing the button are the problem — not the people refusing to cosign it.

Derson @dersonhendorion.bsky.social · 22h

Thanks for being a single issue voter. You guys swung the 2024 election for Trump in service of the one thing that mattered to you most. And the result is that you now have the literal worst option for the Palestinians. Like I said, you’re part of the problem.

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Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 19h

Those were literally two issues, not even extrapolating how many issues come to meet those two points.

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Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 20h

Guy who is part of "the problem":

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Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 20h

You miss 100% of the scattered thoughts you don't meme

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 21h

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Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 20h

If you're not doing your hamstring curls like this you're leaving gains on the table

Cursed AI generated illustration of a male doing a hamstring curl but with a third leg no clipping through his body to a stationary post with a footpad

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Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 21h

Tragedy: you're in a room with Matty and Grummz but only have a hammer you can swing once

Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 21h

As one of the countless people *actually* cancelled by Bari Weiss, via her vast favor-trading networks of fellow nepotistic gatekeepers in media and publishing, I think both of these asinine dipshits should go fuck themselves.

Matt Yglesias QT'ing Corey Walker

I didn’t rejoice at her cancellation and got cancelled myself at roughly the same time, but I am sincerely jealous that no regime-aligned billionaire has even fit to curry favor with the Trump administration by giving me a huge sum of money.
https://x.com/mattyglesias/status/1975375120123478491
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The vitriol against Bari Weiss is just thinly-veiled jealousy by people who rejoiced at "cancelling" her in 2020 and are furious she managed to get fabulously wealthy in an infamously brutal and low-paying industry.

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Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 21h

Imagine making an entire account obsessed with one guy

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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 21h

As one of the countless people *actually* cancelled by Bari Weiss, via her vast favor-trading networks of fellow nepotistic gatekeepers in media and publishing, I think both of these asinine dipshits should go fuck themselves.

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Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 22h

My starter pack is just @yoda-nobunaga.bsky.social 47 times

Yoda Nobunaga @yoda-nobunaga.bsky.social · 22h

Look if we’re all migrating again I’ll go where the posts go, but I’m not leaving here until I hit 1k I’ve never made it there before and I’m real close!

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