🎶Sheena is...a runk pocker....
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Registered Drug Dealer, or Qualified Green Witch. Leftist Lefty. Herbivorous Herbalist. Bird Nerd. Allegedly Allistic Alliteration Ally. Pfp by I think Samuel Goode? ☸️♐️⚜️🏳️🌈
I have a theory about Sagittarians I'm serious hear me out:
You're born into a world either in the midst of, or preparing for the biggest holiday of the year. Life is beautiful, twinkling lights are everywhere and shiny things are hanging from trees. (This also happens to Aries born in Nola.) 🧵
You're born into a world either in the midst of, or preparing for the biggest holiday of the year. Life is beautiful, twinkling lights are everywhere and shiny things are hanging from trees. (This also happens to Aries born in Nola.) 🧵
December 6, 2025 at 8:19 AM
I have a theory about Sagittarians I'm serious hear me out:
You're born into a world either in the midst of, or preparing for the biggest holiday of the year. Life is beautiful, twinkling lights are everywhere and shiny things are hanging from trees. (This also happens to Aries born in Nola.) 🧵
You're born into a world either in the midst of, or preparing for the biggest holiday of the year. Life is beautiful, twinkling lights are everywhere and shiny things are hanging from trees. (This also happens to Aries born in Nola.) 🧵
Bird lovers don't keep birds in cages for shits and giggles. It's so they don't fly into windows or chew electrical cords or get hit by ceiling fans. Or worse, escape into a totally foreign ecosystem where they'll be sitting ducks for cats and hawks.
December 1, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Bird lovers don't keep birds in cages for shits and giggles. It's so they don't fly into windows or chew electrical cords or get hit by ceiling fans. Or worse, escape into a totally foreign ecosystem where they'll be sitting ducks for cats and hawks.
This is a nice eyelash comb/brush but I can't use it without thinking of Un Chien Andalou.
December 1, 2025 at 8:21 PM
This is a nice eyelash comb/brush but I can't use it without thinking of Un Chien Andalou.
It's past time Americans understand that "narco-terrorists" are not causing drug overdose deaths. Prohibition is.
November 30, 2025 at 7:25 PM
It's past time Americans understand that "narco-terrorists" are not causing drug overdose deaths. Prohibition is.
I haven't posted about my finches in *checks timeline* a day, so here's Hellhound with his idea of a decent nest and the 2 of them checking out the nest I caved in and bought. They were shook when I brought in the nest, their behavior radically changed from MUST BUILD NEST! to calm to MUST LAY EGGS!
November 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I haven't posted about my finches in *checks timeline* a day, so here's Hellhound with his idea of a decent nest and the 2 of them checking out the nest I caved in and bought. They were shook when I brought in the nest, their behavior radically changed from MUST BUILD NEST! to calm to MUST LAY EGGS!
Looks like I'm a dog stepmom...
November 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Looks like I'm a dog stepmom...
WAIT WHAT one of these things is not like the others...ohhhh maybe that's why I don't hate that song...
Also lmk if he's on Bluesky.
Also lmk if he's on Bluesky.
November 21, 2025 at 6:18 PM
WAIT WHAT one of these things is not like the others...ohhhh maybe that's why I don't hate that song...
Also lmk if he's on Bluesky.
Also lmk if he's on Bluesky.
Those fucking squirrels have stolen their 2nd last peanut from the crows. Soon they shall learn the hard way how birds are superior to mammals. You may think having an almost nonexistent sense of taste or smell (except for vultures) wouldn't be an evolutionary advantage, but it will be. Oh yes....
November 21, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Those fucking squirrels have stolen their 2nd last peanut from the crows. Soon they shall learn the hard way how birds are superior to mammals. You may think having an almost nonexistent sense of taste or smell (except for vultures) wouldn't be an evolutionary advantage, but it will be. Oh yes....
C: "....are you...trolling?"
Me: *stoned giggling*
Me: *stoned giggling*
November 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
C: "....are you...trolling?"
Me: *stoned giggling*
Me: *stoned giggling*
This is about Cyberpunk 2077:
Y'all need to get some perspective here. I've met a woman with a beard. She got tired of removing it and decided to just let it grow. She gets misgendered all the time, but doesn't complain bc most women don't grow beards. She's aware she's a tiny minority. 🧵
Y'all need to get some perspective here. I've met a woman with a beard. She got tired of removing it and decided to just let it grow. She gets misgendered all the time, but doesn't complain bc most women don't grow beards. She's aware she's a tiny minority. 🧵
November 18, 2025 at 6:06 PM
This is about Cyberpunk 2077:
Y'all need to get some perspective here. I've met a woman with a beard. She got tired of removing it and decided to just let it grow. She gets misgendered all the time, but doesn't complain bc most women don't grow beards. She's aware she's a tiny minority. 🧵
Y'all need to get some perspective here. I've met a woman with a beard. She got tired of removing it and decided to just let it grow. She gets misgendered all the time, but doesn't complain bc most women don't grow beards. She's aware she's a tiny minority. 🧵
Yes, this is a lovely workspace:
November 11, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Yes, this is a lovely workspace:
Fab 5 Betty hits 120k! You might say she's been around the block a few times. The actual milestone happened on I5 near the 405 split to Bellevue, where not for a billion dollars would I be stupid enough to take out my phone for a photo. I don't want this to be her *last* odometer reading.
November 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Fab 5 Betty hits 120k! You might say she's been around the block a few times. The actual milestone happened on I5 near the 405 split to Bellevue, where not for a billion dollars would I be stupid enough to take out my phone for a photo. I don't want this to be her *last* odometer reading.
How did I end up a dog stepmom? To a pit loaf, and a golden rottreiver* ffs? An extremely reactive pit loaf? Did I mention she gives me hives? Am I doing something stupid for a man again?
*golden retriever dyed to look like a Rottweiler, if that wasn't a thing already I apologize.
*golden retriever dyed to look like a Rottweiler, if that wasn't a thing already I apologize.
November 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM
How did I end up a dog stepmom? To a pit loaf, and a golden rottreiver* ffs? An extremely reactive pit loaf? Did I mention she gives me hives? Am I doing something stupid for a man again?
*golden retriever dyed to look like a Rottweiler, if that wasn't a thing already I apologize.
*golden retriever dyed to look like a Rottweiler, if that wasn't a thing already I apologize.
666 followers! It's a Samhain miracle!
November 2, 2025 at 6:23 PM
666 followers! It's a Samhain miracle!
Omg y'all angel numbers!
October 31, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Omg y'all angel numbers!
My organic, free-range, locally sourced Halloween decorations.
October 31, 2025 at 5:22 PM
My organic, free-range, locally sourced Halloween decorations.
Yes, she's a magnetic grey 2019 LE AWD. My 5th car named Betty. Definitely not my fourth, that would be unlucky.
No, I'm not making that up. All wheel drive. To quote one of the mechanics, "no fucking way, are you serious?"
No, I'm not making that up. All wheel drive. To quote one of the mechanics, "no fucking way, are you serious?"
October 27, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Yes, she's a magnetic grey 2019 LE AWD. My 5th car named Betty. Definitely not my fourth, that would be unlucky.
No, I'm not making that up. All wheel drive. To quote one of the mechanics, "no fucking way, are you serious?"
No, I'm not making that up. All wheel drive. To quote one of the mechanics, "no fucking way, are you serious?"
I of course got some glitter eyeshadow on my cheeks. What doing?
A. Leave it on
B. You're almost 45
C. Add more
A. Leave it on
B. You're almost 45
C. Add more
October 26, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I of course got some glitter eyeshadow on my cheeks. What doing?
A. Leave it on
B. You're almost 45
C. Add more
A. Leave it on
B. You're almost 45
C. Add more
Got some pretty maples at this rest stop. (Scatter Creek)
October 24, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Got some pretty maples at this rest stop. (Scatter Creek)
Now, I know some minerals contain mercury or lead, but I'm begging Americans to pass even 5th grade science.
Chemicals are not bad. Everything is a goddamn chemical. Air, water, jade, serpentine, which this is probably actually made of, everything.
Chemicals are not bad. Everything is a goddamn chemical. Air, water, jade, serpentine, which this is probably actually made of, everything.
October 22, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Now, I know some minerals contain mercury or lead, but I'm begging Americans to pass even 5th grade science.
Chemicals are not bad. Everything is a goddamn chemical. Air, water, jade, serpentine, which this is probably actually made of, everything.
Chemicals are not bad. Everything is a goddamn chemical. Air, water, jade, serpentine, which this is probably actually made of, everything.
😆 makes sense. My sister's take:
October 19, 2025 at 5:02 PM
😆 makes sense. My sister's take:
I think I'm getting the hang of this planning thing. Maybe not, because I didn't leave room to mention I work on Tuesday...
October 13, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I think I'm getting the hang of this planning thing. Maybe not, because I didn't leave room to mention I work on Tuesday...
Well, am I ever happy the pharmacist who gave me my flu shot also suggested a Tdap, because my rusty saw decided to go rogue on me. Could have been worse....
October 7, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Well, am I ever happy the pharmacist who gave me my flu shot also suggested a Tdap, because my rusty saw decided to go rogue on me. Could have been worse....
TIL lychees can be toxic!
You're probably wondering how I learned this!
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You're probably wondering how I learned this!
🧵
October 4, 2025 at 5:21 AM
TIL lychees can be toxic!
You're probably wondering how I learned this!
🧵
You're probably wondering how I learned this!
🧵