Does, for example, Buck Angel look like a woman to you?

I grew up in Buffalo and my dad would drive me across the border so I could buy codeine in Canada. Nice guy, doesn't doubt women, yes he's single. And 75, I should mention.

Kids looking at me like I farted, teacher looking at me like I was bothering her. I'm just BORED FFS!!

....other babies just yet. It must be all about you! That's right, you say to yourself as you drift off to sleep, it's alllll about me. ♐️

The whole family just happened to be in town, there's beloved songs being sung, there's enthusiasm and gift giving and laughter. Your simplest explanation is that everyone is excited that you're here! There's even people performing on stage and it all centers around a baby! You don't know many...

*jerking off motion* What are they going to do, act even stupider? That's not possible.

Girl, same! And in retrospect... same.

My mom would probably know, because was she ever excited to brag about her little genius...

Taking your kid to the library: good, wholesome.

Taking your kid to the library to awe the librarians and prove to yourself you're better than other parents: embarrassing, awkward, may cause social anxiety.

Interesting, I didn't know that. I think I've had the Stanford-Binet and either the WISC or WPPSI, based on paperwork I haven't seen in over a decade.

I hope he experiences the same amount of pain I do every 23 days, AND every provider he sees tells him "it can't be THAT bad..."

I don't know which came first, but I was tested for autism and high intelligence around the same time (age 3 or 4). The verdict was not autistic but IQ > 155. Was I bored in school? Singing the fucking alphabet for the 3rd time that day when you can already read and write at a 4th grade level? 😴

I'm going to need a citation for this, I find it very hard to believe.

While I was taking pediatrics, my professor coincidentally became a new dad. One thing he stressed to us was that his baby was getting every single vaccine they were eligible for, as soon as possible, including Hep B. Was the baby likely to contract it? No. But why wait?

.....They ARE beneath him, though.

It's easy to do if you don't read the active ingredients in combination products. Or if, like me, the combination of diphenhydramine and pseudoephedrine makes you forgetful and you don't remember when you last took a dose of something.

Good. I don't know about the UK, but in the US, aside from alcohol, it's the most common reason for liver transplants. An acetaminophen overdose isn't likely to kill you, but it *will* be painful and disabling.

I doubt anyone's doing it on purpose, at least not in the ladies' room.