Pyth Haruspex
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Post-Theist Methodist
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Just a Markiplier and Destiny fanboy who likes Middle English & medieval literature, plants, poetry, and studying Abrahamic religious texts.
A.N.E. Simp
Liberal
Post-Theist Methodist
✨pan🏳️🌈✨
Just a Markiplier and Destiny fanboy who likes Middle English & medieval literature, plants, poetry, and studying Abrahamic religious texts.
A.N.E. Simp
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Profile picture was taken on 02/08/2025:
Wiles of the Wicked Woman fragment
At ISAC in University of Chicago
Manuscript Designation: D5512
Wiles of the Wicked Woman fragment
At ISAC in University of Chicago
Manuscript Designation: D5512
Your failure to unify and vote against HR 7006 betrays you.
Trump promised to lower costs on day one. Nearly a year later and the Trump Administration hasn't done a single thing to make life more affordable for working families.
January 15, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Your failure to unify and vote against HR 7006 betrays you.
January 15, 2026 at 7:59 PM
So Crockett gets scolded for a quote, Biden gets scolded for an ice cream cone, Obama gets scolded for a tan suit, but Trump is told good job for saying “fuck you” and a middle finger, what?
President Trump made an obscene gesture with his middle finger and mouthed “f--- you” twice to a person who can be heard yelling “pedophile protector” at him during a tour of a Ford factory in Michigan — a reaction the White House said was “appropriate.”
Trump makes obscene gesture, mouths expletive at Detroit factory heckler
A cellphone video captured Trump twice mouthing “f--- you” and raising his middle finger toward someone shouting at him inside the Ford factory.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 14, 2026 at 8:58 PM
So Crockett gets scolded for a quote, Biden gets scolded for an ice cream cone, Obama gets scolded for a tan suit, but Trump is told good job for saying “fuck you” and a middle finger, what?
BITCH, AND????
The woman killed by an ICE agent in Minneapolis last week served on the board of her son’s school, which linked to documents encouraging parents to monitor ICE and directing them to training. https://cnn.it/49yoNEa
January 14, 2026 at 8:42 PM
BITCH, AND????
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It's all a matter of perspective.
January 14, 2026 at 4:43 PM
It's all a matter of perspective.
It’s essential to remember that guns are everyone’s right in this country. The Second Amendment is for liberals and progressives too.
This is who conservative men have always been: bullies who live to socially dominate others (with guns, giant trucks) to reinforce the belief that they’re at the top of a social hierarchy. Everyone beneath them is subjected to their capacity for cruelty against out-groups. Sadistic, tyrannical.
January 14, 2026 at 7:23 PM
It’s essential to remember that guns are everyone’s right in this country. The Second Amendment is for liberals and progressives too.
In the words of Dan:
“Fuck ICE”
Amen
“Fuck ICE”
Amen
January 14, 2026 at 7:20 PM
In the words of Dan:
“Fuck ICE”
Amen
“Fuck ICE”
Amen
Is the constitution in the room with us? Where’s the fourth amendment at?
WARNING to ST. Paul: ICE is going door to door with weapons drawn.
January 12, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Is the constitution in the room with us? Where’s the fourth amendment at?
It is murder to bait someone into a situation for you to use lethal force. It is murder to use lethal force when someone is fleeing. He tried to bait her by standing in front of her car and when she tried turning away to flee, he shot her anyway.
Kristi Noem stated over the weekend that Americans deserve what they get if they get in the way of law enforcement operations, including the murder of Renee Good. If people get injured or killed, it's on them. Then she is sending more agents to Minneapolis. This Regime wants us killed.
January 12, 2026 at 10:07 PM
It is murder to bait someone into a situation for you to use lethal force. It is murder to use lethal force when someone is fleeing. He tried to bait her by standing in front of her car and when she tried turning away to flee, he shot her anyway.
Correction, because I missed some of what he said.
Her last words: “that’s fine dude, I’m not mad at you for it.”
His last words: “fucking bitch.”
Her last words: “that’s fine dude, I’m not mad at you for it.”
His last words: “fucking bitch.”
Her last words: “that’s fine dude, I’m not mad at you for it.”
He is last word. “Bitch.”
He is last word. “Bitch.”
January 12, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Correction, because I missed some of what he said.
Her last words: “that’s fine dude, I’m not mad at you for it.”
His last words: “fucking bitch.”
Her last words: “that’s fine dude, I’m not mad at you for it.”
His last words: “fucking bitch.”
It’s a damn synagogue, of course it’s Jewish. Patel is such a twit.
The FBI says that a suspect in the arson fire at a Mississippi synagogue admitted to targeting the institution because of its "Jewish ties."
https://to.pbs.org/4jIJphS
https://to.pbs.org/4jIJphS
FBI says man targeted Mississippi synagogue in arson attack because of its 'Jewish ties'
The FBI said Monday that a suspect in the arson fire at a Mississippi synagogue admitted to targeting the institution because of its ‘Jewish ties.’
www.pbs.org
January 12, 2026 at 9:46 PM
It’s a damn synagogue, of course it’s Jewish. Patel is such a twit.
Well isn’t that just adorable, bro longs for the apartheid days of old so bad
January 10, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Well isn’t that just adorable, bro longs for the apartheid days of old so bad
Profile picture was taken on 02/08/2025:
Wiles of the Wicked Woman fragment
At ISAC in University of Chicago
Manuscript Designation: D5512
Wiles of the Wicked Woman fragment
At ISAC in University of Chicago
Manuscript Designation: D5512
January 9, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Profile picture was taken on 02/08/2025:
Wiles of the Wicked Woman fragment
At ISAC in University of Chicago
Manuscript Designation: D5512
Wiles of the Wicked Woman fragment
At ISAC in University of Chicago
Manuscript Designation: D5512
Her last words: “that’s fine dude, I’m not mad at you for it.”
He is last word. “Bitch.”
He is last word. “Bitch.”
January 9, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Her last words: “that’s fine dude, I’m not mad at you for it.”
He is last word. “Bitch.”
He is last word. “Bitch.”
No matter what they were stopped for and, being generous, rightfully shot, it is still attempted murder to flee the scene and leave them to their own devices to acquire medical aid.
WTF?!? It appears a new trend is starting. On Thursday, January 8, 2026, federal immigration agents from U.S. Customs and Border Protection shot a married couple in Portland, Oregon during a vehicle stop.
January 9, 2026 at 10:08 PM
No matter what they were stopped for and, being generous, rightfully shot, it is still attempted murder to flee the scene and leave them to their own devices to acquire medical aid.
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Alpha News has obtained a new video which shows the first-person perspective of the ICE agent who was at the center of the incident.
BREAKING: Alpha News obtains new footage of ICE-involved shooting in Minneapolis | AlphaNews.org
Alpha News has obtained cell phone footage of the ICE-involved shooting that took place in Minneapolis on Wednesday morning.
alphanews.org
January 9, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Alpha News has obtained a new video which shows the first-person perspective of the ICE agent who was at the center of the incident.
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This is what a spine looks like, threatening the gestapo with the National Guard.
governor tim walz has issued a warn notice to ready the MN national guard against ICE
January 8, 2026 at 11:27 PM
This is what a spine looks like, threatening the gestapo with the National Guard.
Honestly, I think we should tear shit up like when Europe riots, take a page out of their book. I don’t know how long this peaceful shit is gonna work for.
January 8, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Honestly, I think we should tear shit up like when Europe riots, take a page out of their book. I don’t know how long this peaceful shit is gonna work for.
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Hey, as a librarian I have to tell you
You don't have to finish a book that doesn't interest you. Life's too short for that. Not your jam? You have my permission to move on to the next book.
You don't have to finish a book that doesn't interest you. Life's too short for that. Not your jam? You have my permission to move on to the next book.
August 15, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Hey, as a librarian I have to tell you
You don't have to finish a book that doesn't interest you. Life's too short for that. Not your jam? You have my permission to move on to the next book.
You don't have to finish a book that doesn't interest you. Life's too short for that. Not your jam? You have my permission to move on to the next book.
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Crockett: Instead of the President cosplaying as the next pope, he may want to cosplay as an actual President of these United States. That means he may have to do a little bit of research and understand that he swore a an oath to defend and protect the constitution.
May 6, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Crockett: Instead of the President cosplaying as the next pope, he may want to cosplay as an actual President of these United States. That means he may have to do a little bit of research and understand that he swore a an oath to defend and protect the constitution.
Even if we grant him that they may have a second job, there’s a simpler reason why they would have that second job other than collecting an extra check.
“Nobody is gonna work from home. They are gonna be going out, they're gonna play tennis, they're gonna play golf—They're not working."
We know it is true for him, but when was the last time you saw middle-class families making idiotic statements like this one or flooding golf courses on a weekday?
We know it is true for him, but when was the last time you saw middle-class families making idiotic statements like this one or flooding golf courses on a weekday?
February 11, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Even if we grant him that they may have a second job, there’s a simpler reason why they would have that second job other than collecting an extra check.
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Quite obvious:
February 8, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Quite obvious:
Gas prices are about to be insane.
February 2, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Gas prices are about to be insane.
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Pritzker: "He promised he was gonna lower costs & make us safer. He's done none of it. I realize he's only been in office 2 weeks, but it's gotten worse, not better. You think grocery prices have gone down? No, they've gone up bc of what he's threatening or what he's already put in place"
February 1, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Pritzker: "He promised he was gonna lower costs & make us safer. He's done none of it. I realize he's only been in office 2 weeks, but it's gotten worse, not better. You think grocery prices have gone down? No, they've gone up bc of what he's threatening or what he's already put in place"