Q.
@qalyon.bsky.social
Dancer, Lawyer, Writer, Husband, Crossfitter & Part-time attention whore.
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We had sex again. Are we in relationship? Am I one of those polyamorous cunts, or am I just French?
November 30, 2025 at 3:50 AM
We had sex again. Are we in relationship? Am I one of those polyamorous cunts, or am I just French?
It's always Baranski season
November 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
It's always Baranski season
You know baby, when I was taking my jockstrap out of the drawer this morning, I thought "I'm gonna find that man that has the right shade of bottled tan. A man that smells like cocoa butter and cash"
November 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
You know baby, when I was taking my jockstrap out of the drawer this morning, I thought "I'm gonna find that man that has the right shade of bottled tan. A man that smells like cocoa butter and cash"
Don't laugh, it was really cold out there 🥶
November 29, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Don't laugh, it was really cold out there 🥶
Gratin dauphinois, tarte aux pommes and fuck boy
November 28, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Gratin dauphinois, tarte aux pommes and fuck boy
Rizzo is so fucking obnoxious #Survivor49
November 28, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Rizzo is so fucking obnoxious #Survivor49
I want a nice, muscled, tight ass 🤭
November 28, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I want a nice, muscled, tight ass 🤭
I'll make you love AND crepes
November 26, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I'll make you love AND crepes
Truc assez drole (read: enrageant) ici: il n'y a pas de déchèterie 😳
Tu dois payer pour tout, même pour te débarrasser d'un vieux frigo
Tu dois payer pour tout, même pour te débarrasser d'un vieux frigo
November 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Truc assez drole (read: enrageant) ici: il n'y a pas de déchèterie 😳
Tu dois payer pour tout, même pour te débarrasser d'un vieux frigo
Tu dois payer pour tout, même pour te débarrasser d'un vieux frigo
Went to Lowe's to pick up our new washing machine and it doesn't fit in the car 😭
November 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Went to Lowe's to pick up our new washing machine and it doesn't fit in the car 😭
Just cried watching Ink Master during my lunch break
November 26, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Just cried watching Ink Master during my lunch break
I would like to personally thank every single you of you who went to see Wicked: For Good, because I finally reached a decent place in Vulture's #MoviesFantasyLeague
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I would like to personally thank every single you of you who went to see Wicked: For Good, because I finally reached a decent place in Vulture's #MoviesFantasyLeague
Morning y'all! Let's go for hours of meetings
November 26, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Morning y'all! Let's go for hours of meetings
Sorry to everybody following this account: I've been quite a downer these past few days (weeks?).
Promise I'll be back to showing my dick as soon as my mood/confidence comes back.
Promise I'll be back to showing my dick as soon as my mood/confidence comes back.
November 26, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Sorry to everybody following this account: I've been quite a downer these past few days (weeks?).
Promise I'll be back to showing my dick as soon as my mood/confidence comes back.
Promise I'll be back to showing my dick as soon as my mood/confidence comes back.
Will be late for friendsgiving tonight because I'm working - and the movie is looong - and I feel so bad about it.
November 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Will be late for friendsgiving tonight because I'm working - and the movie is looong - and I feel so bad about it.
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How it started. How it’s going.
Now that’s crazy. Thanks Hinge. ❤️
Now that’s crazy. Thanks Hinge. ❤️
November 25, 2025 at 11:02 PM
How it started. How it’s going.
Now that’s crazy. Thanks Hinge. ❤️
Now that’s crazy. Thanks Hinge. ❤️
Today we're playing Sentimental Value and I'm just trying to get through the day ✨☠️
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Today we're playing Sentimental Value and I'm just trying to get through the day ✨☠️
I think the flu + Covid + hpv shots are killing me
November 25, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I think the flu + Covid + hpv shots are killing me
Can y'all believe Michelle Pfeiffer does not have an Oscar?
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November 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Can y'all believe Michelle Pfeiffer does not have an Oscar?
Do I already feel overwhelmed with all the changes in my life and yet did I just go ahead and create an LLC to try and start a state-side legal consulting business?
Yes. Yes I did.
Yes. Yes I did.
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November 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Do I already feel overwhelmed with all the changes in my life and yet did I just go ahead and create an LLC to try and start a state-side legal consulting business?
Yes. Yes I did.
Yes. Yes I did.
I'm still in awe how savage those lyrics are:
"But you let me think it was all in my head,
And nothing to do with them girls in your bed"
Taytay wishes.
"But you let me think it was all in my head,
And nothing to do with them girls in your bed"
Taytay wishes.
November 25, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I'm still in awe how savage those lyrics are:
"But you let me think it was all in my head,
And nothing to do with them girls in your bed"
Taytay wishes.
"But you let me think it was all in my head,
And nothing to do with them girls in your bed"
Taytay wishes.
Should I really fuck up my sanity and remove all sugar from my diet?
November 25, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Should I really fuck up my sanity and remove all sugar from my diet?
I said "hey man" to a stranger on Sniffies but turns out it was a good buddy I do *not* want to fuck 😭
November 25, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I said "hey man" to a stranger on Sniffies but turns out it was a good buddy I do *not* want to fuck 😭
There's that moment you realize people you like are not interested in being friends with you 😔
November 25, 2025 at 12:07 AM
There's that moment you realize people you like are not interested in being friends with you 😔