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@qalyon.bsky.social
Dancer, Lawyer, Writer, Husband, Crossfitter & Part-time attention whore.
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Well, hello you. Join me for coffee with a view?
Isn't this the cutest little giftje?
December 17, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Noooooooo! Let me remain anonymous, I don't want my aunt and stepwhatevers finding I slander them on a regular basis
v1.112 is live!

We’re launching Find Friends, a contact import feature that helps you find people you know on Bluesky.

Try it! In the mobile app, go to Settings → Find friends from contacts.

Read how we took a more secure approach to this than other platforms: bsky.social/about/blog/1...
December 17, 2025 at 3:37 PM
The dick was so yummy i'm tempted to post it here because it's xmas and you should all get to enjoy an 8" beauty
December 17, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I can tell I adapted to New England cuz it's 49° in Lyon, everybody's in coats, scarves & hats and I'm wearing a polo like yay spring 😅
December 17, 2025 at 9:43 AM
French dad in a US maternity:
It’s so pretty that I’m kind of upset it’s being cut lol
December 17, 2025 at 8:29 AM
I mean yes
December 16, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I can't fucking stand all the cookie pop ups and the like. Just take my fucking data, we know you do anyway.
December 16, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Is it Friday yet? Can I post pole on main?
December 16, 2025 at 4:37 PM
As a sex-obsessed vers slut, I'm always surprised some people just like 1 thing and 1 thing only. I wanna all the fucking candy in the cruising store 😈
I'm calling a town meeting because we can't all be bottoms. Some of you have to start topping. We live in a society.
December 16, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I've been asked to write a letter of support for a friend who's in legal trouble and, well, not easy.

I mostly wanna yell at the judge at how ridiculous this whole situation is and don't they have actual criminals to prosecute?
December 15, 2025 at 5:24 PM
The lighting in my French office is criminal
December 15, 2025 at 4:15 PM
OFC Dakota Johnson played Madeline for Lily. God i love my Queen of Choas
two men and a woman are laughing together and the woman says come on
ALT: two men and a woman are laughing together and the woman says come on
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Freezing my ass in Belgium
December 14, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Need 4 tix for Gen & I and our hubbies. Will sell soul or ass for them.
Did anyone else see that Robyn is doing a NYE show in Brooklyn? Anyone going?
December 13, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Boarding the plane for Paris. When we land tomorrow, we haven't even decided yet if we go to Brussels, Metz or Lyon 😅
December 13, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Soooooooooo.

For the first time since I joined my local gym, legit cruising action yesterday in the steam room 😶‍🌫️
December 12, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Randomly just remembered that I turned 18 in New York and spent my first morning as a legal adult in the Manhattan Criminal Courthouse on Foley square.
December 12, 2025 at 4:53 PM
It's 11:00 and i've already had 5 hours of Teams meeting. Yup.
December 12, 2025 at 4:12 PM
This was mine, given by my grandpa ❤️
December 12, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Another heavy morning
December 12, 2025 at 11:09 AM
These Survivor players are so fucking dumb it makes me angry
December 11, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I deeply apologize for showing my dick that early in the morning.
December 11, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Yes, my yeztugo injection has finally shut down my HIV anxieties and turned me into a feral monster
December 11, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Talking to this hot, bearded, tatted, muscle jock bro type, and he just sent me a pic of his wife, saying:

"Any interest? You could both top me"
December 11, 2025 at 4:27 PM
One day, I'll post or text something without a typo on the last wrod.
December 11, 2025 at 2:26 PM