Q.
@qalyon.bsky.social
Dancer, Lawyer, Writer, Husband, Crossfitter & Part-time attention whore.
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Isn't this the cutest little giftje?
December 17, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Isn't this the cutest little giftje?
Noooooooo! Let me remain anonymous, I don't want my aunt and stepwhatevers finding I slander them on a regular basis
v1.112 is live!
We’re launching Find Friends, a contact import feature that helps you find people you know on Bluesky.
Try it! In the mobile app, go to Settings → Find friends from contacts.
Read how we took a more secure approach to this than other platforms: bsky.social/about/blog/1...
We’re launching Find Friends, a contact import feature that helps you find people you know on Bluesky.
Try it! In the mobile app, go to Settings → Find friends from contacts.
Read how we took a more secure approach to this than other platforms: bsky.social/about/blog/1...
December 17, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Noooooooo! Let me remain anonymous, I don't want my aunt and stepwhatevers finding I slander them on a regular basis
The dick was so yummy i'm tempted to post it here because it's xmas and you should all get to enjoy an 8" beauty
December 17, 2025 at 2:28 PM
The dick was so yummy i'm tempted to post it here because it's xmas and you should all get to enjoy an 8" beauty
I can tell I adapted to New England cuz it's 49° in Lyon, everybody's in coats, scarves & hats and I'm wearing a polo like yay spring 😅
December 17, 2025 at 9:43 AM
I can tell I adapted to New England cuz it's 49° in Lyon, everybody's in coats, scarves & hats and I'm wearing a polo like yay spring 😅
French dad in a US maternity:
It’s so pretty that I’m kind of upset it’s being cut lol
December 17, 2025 at 8:29 AM
French dad in a US maternity:
I can't fucking stand all the cookie pop ups and the like. Just take my fucking data, we know you do anyway.
December 16, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I can't fucking stand all the cookie pop ups and the like. Just take my fucking data, we know you do anyway.
Is it Friday yet? Can I post pole on main?
December 16, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Is it Friday yet? Can I post pole on main?
As a sex-obsessed vers slut, I'm always surprised some people just like 1 thing and 1 thing only. I wanna all the fucking candy in the cruising store 😈
I'm calling a town meeting because we can't all be bottoms. Some of you have to start topping. We live in a society.
December 16, 2025 at 4:35 PM
As a sex-obsessed vers slut, I'm always surprised some people just like 1 thing and 1 thing only. I wanna all the fucking candy in the cruising store 😈
I've been asked to write a letter of support for a friend who's in legal trouble and, well, not easy.
I mostly wanna yell at the judge at how ridiculous this whole situation is and don't they have actual criminals to prosecute?
I mostly wanna yell at the judge at how ridiculous this whole situation is and don't they have actual criminals to prosecute?
December 15, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I've been asked to write a letter of support for a friend who's in legal trouble and, well, not easy.
I mostly wanna yell at the judge at how ridiculous this whole situation is and don't they have actual criminals to prosecute?
I mostly wanna yell at the judge at how ridiculous this whole situation is and don't they have actual criminals to prosecute?
The lighting in my French office is criminal
December 15, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The lighting in my French office is criminal
OFC Dakota Johnson played Madeline for Lily. God i love my Queen of Choas
two men and a woman are laughing together and the woman says come on
ALT: two men and a woman are laughing together and the woman says come on
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2025 at 9:36 AM
OFC Dakota Johnson played Madeline for Lily. God i love my Queen of Choas
Freezing my ass in Belgium
December 14, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Freezing my ass in Belgium
Need 4 tix for Gen & I and our hubbies. Will sell soul or ass for them.
Did anyone else see that Robyn is doing a NYE show in Brooklyn? Anyone going?
December 13, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Need 4 tix for Gen & I and our hubbies. Will sell soul or ass for them.
Boarding the plane for Paris. When we land tomorrow, we haven't even decided yet if we go to Brussels, Metz or Lyon 😅
December 13, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Boarding the plane for Paris. When we land tomorrow, we haven't even decided yet if we go to Brussels, Metz or Lyon 😅
Soooooooooo.
For the first time since I joined my local gym, legit cruising action yesterday in the steam room 😶🌫️
For the first time since I joined my local gym, legit cruising action yesterday in the steam room 😶🌫️
December 12, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Soooooooooo.
For the first time since I joined my local gym, legit cruising action yesterday in the steam room 😶🌫️
For the first time since I joined my local gym, legit cruising action yesterday in the steam room 😶🌫️
Randomly just remembered that I turned 18 in New York and spent my first morning as a legal adult in the Manhattan Criminal Courthouse on Foley square.
December 12, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Randomly just remembered that I turned 18 in New York and spent my first morning as a legal adult in the Manhattan Criminal Courthouse on Foley square.
It's 11:00 and i've already had 5 hours of Teams meeting. Yup.
December 12, 2025 at 4:12 PM
It's 11:00 and i've already had 5 hours of Teams meeting. Yup.
This was mine, given by my grandpa ❤️
December 12, 2025 at 3:45 PM
This was mine, given by my grandpa ❤️
These Survivor players are so fucking dumb it makes me angry
December 11, 2025 at 6:25 PM
These Survivor players are so fucking dumb it makes me angry
I deeply apologize for showing my dick that early in the morning.
December 11, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I deeply apologize for showing my dick that early in the morning.
Yes, my yeztugo injection has finally shut down my HIV anxieties and turned me into a feral monster
December 11, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Yes, my yeztugo injection has finally shut down my HIV anxieties and turned me into a feral monster
Talking to this hot, bearded, tatted, muscle jock bro type, and he just sent me a pic of his wife, saying:
"Any interest? You could both top me"
"Any interest? You could both top me"
December 11, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Talking to this hot, bearded, tatted, muscle jock bro type, and he just sent me a pic of his wife, saying:
"Any interest? You could both top me"
"Any interest? You could both top me"
One day, I'll post or text something without a typo on the last wrod.
December 11, 2025 at 2:26 PM
One day, I'll post or text something without a typo on the last wrod.