Mike Egan
qdoba.bsky.social
Mike Egan
@qdoba.bsky.social
brand enthusiast
has the katy perry backpack kid run for political office as a republican yet
January 5, 2026 at 3:48 PM
yet again the knives are out for grover cleveland
For over two thousand years Christians have been warning us about the antichrist.

When he finally shows up, they vote him into office.

Twice.

🤦🏻‍♂️
January 2, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Nikolai Rostov:
i would have talked about horses (animal) for the whole episode. side story episode about horses (animal)
January 2, 2026 at 4:49 PM
MTV should’ve been one of the final channels, we messed this one up guys
January 1, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Reposted by Mike Egan
Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet

Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
December 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
don’t think I’ve ever taken a drink from a taco bell cup that didn’t try to betray me
December 21, 2025 at 8:18 PM
me, starting over in stardew valley for the twelfth time
Imma get into fishing so hard
December 19, 2025 at 7:35 AM
@thepressbox.bsky.social new end of year award idea for you to give out, the Olivia Nuzzi everything I learned about this person was against my will award for most outstanding use of newscycles
December 9, 2025 at 9:28 PM
imagining a post apocalyptic gang that only communicates in old family guy and aqua teen quotes
December 7, 2025 at 6:38 PM
honestly have to respect the way mclaren won constructors and everyone just started showing up high at work for the rest of the season
November 30, 2025 at 4:25 PM
skeeters
varmints
critters
ol houn dog
well aint that a big ol sumbitch
November 29, 2025 at 8:20 PM
when are they coming to fortnite
November 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
somebody should tell bill maher he isn’t famous like that, no one is throwing their life away taking a shot at a comic of his level
November 18, 2025 at 7:32 PM
if trump admits to blowing clinton im willing give him the 2020 election
November 18, 2025 at 3:43 AM
find one living person who wanted a live action zelda movie challenge
November 17, 2025 at 6:37 PM
the hope is anytime fettermqn falls his personality changes like fred flintstone getting a bonk on the head
November 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Spoelstra fire is because he sat Terry Rozier right? Mob payback for sitting their golden goose
November 8, 2025 at 9:07 PM
if you’re a corporation that carries louis c.k.’s book i will steal a copy and then return it without a receipt
November 6, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Reposted by Mike Egan
November 5, 2025 at 12:53 AM
this is the power of a mamdani election victory
November 4, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I knew there was something weird about how Chauncey and Damon wore heavy leaden vests while we played cards
October 24, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Reposted by Mike Egan
should AD retire after this game
October 23, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Zion Williamson’s GLP-And1 Tour
October 21, 2025 at 4:46 AM
we would all still be playing HQ trivia, in a just world
October 20, 2025 at 3:27 PM
this has been a huge day for the santos fantos
October 18, 2025 at 1:47 AM