Mike Egan
qdoba.bsky.social
Mike Egan
@qdoba.bsky.social
brand enthusiast
finally giving lower decks another shot nice
February 13, 2026 at 8:18 AM
hey honey we’re gonna stop and have lunch on a little private island today owned by a friend. Let’s bring the kids and uhhhh also don’t google my friend under any circumstances
February 10, 2026 at 4:20 PM
New York’s hottest club is Moon
February 10, 2026 at 1:36 AM
One of my first jobs was at a Mexican-Irish restaurant called Carlos O’Kelly’s

united over a hatred of colonizers and love of fajitas
February 9, 2026 at 2:07 AM
sometimes I imagine imogen poots and him marrying and doing a hyphenated name
February 8, 2026 at 11:32 PM
passionfruit and citrus is hard to screw up but you can’t put anything past the macguffins mixologists
February 8, 2026 at 7:53 PM
untapped figure skating potential is what you’re saying
February 8, 2026 at 4:22 AM
an entire fbi division devoted to tracking kostas and thanassis financial activity
February 7, 2026 at 3:35 AM
I just know some white boys called that a fro
February 7, 2026 at 3:33 AM
icarus
February 6, 2026 at 11:06 PM
my recommendation is to watch all Star Trek 10+ years after it comes out
February 6, 2026 at 6:30 PM
well, except I guess it can wait til tomorrow
February 6, 2026 at 6:08 PM
You missed one thing, 77 years after the trade the curse will be broken and mavericks fans will have joy again
February 2, 2026 at 6:05 PM
you’ve done it gerstmann, the most specific post of all time
January 31, 2026 at 3:11 AM
for sickos by sickos
January 30, 2026 at 9:26 PM
triples makes it safe
January 30, 2026 at 2:00 AM
please don’t forget the important work you did document guys fellas and dudes
January 29, 2026 at 3:24 PM
to be fair that guy was Axel Rose
January 28, 2026 at 6:24 PM
I think swen is a dirty lil pig boy who just wants to make sure people make fun of him forever
January 28, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Reminds me of this bit I love

bsky.app/profile/iank...
Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.
January 27, 2026 at 10:00 PM
I didn’t know what I was voting on is such a god-tier politician excuse
January 26, 2026 at 4:25 PM
David Attenborough: Here we see in the wild what is known as the reverse jinx, the seasonal call of the playoff patriots fan. from here, the fan will build a nest of low expectations, to stay safe from predators
January 26, 2026 at 4:45 AM