Quantum Chicken
@quantumchicken.bsky.social
Scientist and Engineer, Small Business Owner, Dog Lover
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What happened to states’ rights, Kristi?
June 8, 2025 at 1:54 AM
What happened to states’ rights, Kristi?
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I took a trans-Atlantic flight last week—am I in trouble
May 31, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I took a trans-Atlantic flight last week—am I in trouble
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I haven’t watched even a second of CNN since Election Day. I don’t miss it at all. Not one bit.
Anyone else out there like me?
Anyone else out there like me?
May 24, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I haven’t watched even a second of CNN since Election Day. I don’t miss it at all. Not one bit.
Anyone else out there like me?
Anyone else out there like me?
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Whether it’s John McCain getting shot down in his A 4E Skyhawks and subsequently being held and tortured by the Vietnamese or Donald Trump being bribed by the Qataris with a $409,000,000 luxury Boeing 747-8, both Republican politicians are associated with aircraft.
May 12, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Whether it’s John McCain getting shot down in his A 4E Skyhawks and subsequently being held and tortured by the Vietnamese or Donald Trump being bribed by the Qataris with a $409,000,000 luxury Boeing 747-8, both Republican politicians are associated with aircraft.
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I can't top this one.
Corruption requires explict quid pro quo. It is not corrupt to take an action that aligns with the interest of a person who gives you a gift, unless the official action was in direct response to that gift--a bribe. Terms matter. Accuracy and fairness matters. Regardless of what social media wants.
May 12, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I can't top this one.
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I had literally just signed the paperwork on my dolls/tiny screws factory in the US. 😩
China and the United States have agreed to lower tariffs on goods from each other’s countries for 90 days, offering a temporary reprieve in a trade war that threatens to cause a global recession and deepen a widening rift between the world’s two largest economies.
U.S., China agree to lower most tariffs for 90 days amid trade talks
Both sides are hailing the temporary reprieve, which will cut U.S. duties on Chinese goods to 30 percent, but analysts say underlying issues remain.
www.washingtonpost.com
May 12, 2025 at 11:13 AM
I had literally just signed the paperwork on my dolls/tiny screws factory in the US. 😩
Coming to a strip mall near you...
May 11, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Coming to a strip mall near you...
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Donald Trump's confusion regarding Harvard and Harlem renews focus on Joe Biden's mental state.
May 1, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Donald Trump's confusion regarding Harvard and Harlem renews focus on Joe Biden's mental state.
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Whether it's Obama wearing a tan suit or Donald Trump tanking the economy, alienating America's allies, sending innocent people to torture camps, destroying the free press, and causing millions of deaths worldwide by ending USAID, both sides have brought great shame to our country.
April 29, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Whether it's Obama wearing a tan suit or Donald Trump tanking the economy, alienating America's allies, sending innocent people to torture camps, destroying the free press, and causing millions of deaths worldwide by ending USAID, both sides have brought great shame to our country.
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While most Americans oppose making Canada the 51st state, a majority of Joe Rogan listeners favor it, saying they would like to live in the same country as their girlfriends.
April 29, 2025 at 2:12 PM
While most Americans oppose making Canada the 51st state, a majority of Joe Rogan listeners favor it, saying they would like to live in the same country as their girlfriends.
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Whether it's Hillary Clinton sharing risotto tips on a private server or Pete Hegseth using the nuclear codes as his password on Pornhub, both parties have ignored our nation's security.
April 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Whether it's Hillary Clinton sharing risotto tips on a private server or Pete Hegseth using the nuclear codes as his password on Pornhub, both parties have ignored our nation's security.
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If Jesus had focused more on kitchen table issues and less on unpopular outcasts like lepers and prostitutes, he might have won more support from white working-class Judeans.
April 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
If Jesus had focused more on kitchen table issues and less on unpopular outcasts like lepers and prostitutes, he might have won more support from white working-class Judeans.
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Staple this to RFK Jr’s forehead.
April 19, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Staple this to RFK Jr’s forehead.
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The freight guys have really started freaking out over the past 48-72 hours:
April 18, 2025 at 1:06 AM
The freight guys have really started freaking out over the past 48-72 hours:
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Donald Trump, who I do not support, is one of the most decent and level-headed men to ever occupy the Oval Office.
by Bill Maher
by Bill Maher
April 14, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Donald Trump, who I do not support, is one of the most decent and level-headed men to ever occupy the Oval Office.
by Bill Maher
by Bill Maher
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RFK Jr. inspects model of Trump’s failed tariff backbone
April 12, 2025 at 12:16 AM
RFK Jr. inspects model of Trump’s failed tariff backbone
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Sure, Kamala Harris would have have preserved our global power and domestic prosperity. But she would have done so as a Black woman.
by Pete Hegseth and Stephen Miller
by Pete Hegseth and Stephen Miller
April 9, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Sure, Kamala Harris would have have preserved our global power and domestic prosperity. But she would have done so as a Black woman.
by Pete Hegseth and Stephen Miller
by Pete Hegseth and Stephen Miller
When can I get my Dire Doodle?!
April 9, 2025 at 12:20 PM
When can I get my Dire Doodle?!
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My three-yea-old was watching CNBC when she turned to me gravely and asked "Daddy, why does the nice orange man want to put tariffs on the penguins?" And when I told her "Because penguins are globalist shitlibs who steal American manufacturing jobs with unfair trade practices," she started crying.
April 4, 2025 at 4:51 PM
My three-yea-old was watching CNBC when she turned to me gravely and asked "Daddy, why does the nice orange man want to put tariffs on the penguins?" And when I told her "Because penguins are globalist shitlibs who steal American manufacturing jobs with unfair trade practices," she started crying.
Tinfoil hat time maybe. If you are the crypto tech bros (Thiel and co) there is one obstacle to advancing crypto - the US Dollar and its use as the world's reserve currency. How do you replace it ? Destroy the US Economy an destroy faith in the US Government backing the USD. Sounds familiar....
April 4, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Tinfoil hat time maybe. If you are the crypto tech bros (Thiel and co) there is one obstacle to advancing crypto - the US Dollar and its use as the world's reserve currency. How do you replace it ? Destroy the US Economy an destroy faith in the US Government backing the USD. Sounds familiar....
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The penguins have learned their lesson.
by Susan Collins
by Susan Collins
April 3, 2025 at 3:47 PM
The penguins have learned their lesson.
by Susan Collins
by Susan Collins
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France is moving far too fast against Marine Le Pen.
by Merrick Garland
by Merrick Garland
March 31, 2025 at 3:56 PM
France is moving far too fast against Marine Le Pen.
by Merrick Garland
by Merrick Garland
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I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes
March 29, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes
US Tourism contributed $2.36 trillion to the GDP in 2023. Imagine this will put a dent.... So much winning!
Border Agents Use More Aggressive Tactics to Question Visa Holders, Tourists
In a string of recent cases, border authorities have detained U.S. tourist and work visa holders for lengthy periods after seemingly minor issues with their cases.
www.wsj.com
March 21, 2025 at 11:52 AM
US Tourism contributed $2.36 trillion to the GDP in 2023. Imagine this will put a dent.... So much winning!