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joe @quetzaljoeatl.bsky.social · 1d

Belated thank you ❤️

joe @quetzaljoeatl.bsky.social · 1d

Full moon so my bet is Absolutely

joe @quetzaljoeatl.bsky.social · 1d

It’s only Tuesday. And tension are high. Fistfight in the warehouse by Friday???

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joe @quetzaljoeatl.bsky.social · 5d

Archive Image Search: “Flaming”

Cave News Times @cavenewstimes.com · 5d

Massive fire erupts at Chevron refinery near Los Angeles

National Flames rise from the Chevron refinery in El Segundo, Calif., Thursday, Oct. 2, 2025.

Massive fire erupts at Chevron refinery near Los Angeles

National Flames rise from the Chevron refinery in El Segundo, Calif., Thursday, Oct. 2, 2025.

cavenewstimes.com

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Bill Clinton @billclinton.bsky.social · 8d

Under my administration we captured 3 gray aliens and 2 green

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joe @quetzaljoeatl.bsky.social · 10d

Btw it’s my birthday today. I’m 32 or 33. Honestly don’t remember

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joe @quetzaljoeatl.bsky.social · 10d

Walking into the gym to do extremely long arced kettlebell swings in dangerous proximity to other people (I don’t know what muscle I am even training)

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joe @quetzaljoeatl.bsky.social · 14d

This is too many steps! Somebody help me! They make me work!

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joe @quetzaljoeatl.bsky.social · 14d

I can’t actually read. I dictate all my posts to this dog & she types them for me

joe @quetzaljoeatl.bsky.social · 14d

No one talks about that show because liking a seth macfarlane project is seen as lowbrow but they can never make me hate American Dad

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joe @quetzaljoeatl.bsky.social · 15d

American Dad reference! My coach told me all about these when we were having brandy in his condo

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joe @quetzaljoeatl.bsky.social · 15d

I work so hard and Shrek 5 keeps getting postponed. What is it all for?

joe @quetzaljoeatl.bsky.social · 19d

Made it to another Friday

joe @quetzaljoeatl.bsky.social · 19d

Could it be that time again? That’s right, folks, it’s forklift friday

joe @quetzaljoeatl.bsky.social · 19d

Removing my wife’s bridal veil with a forklift. If she flinches the marriage is called off. There must be complete trust between us

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joe @quetzaljoeatl.bsky.social · 21d

I will bet money that none of these people have bellybuttons.

Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 21d

lol new clown car just rolled up

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Anton ☾ @antonarcana.gay · 21d

[Getting vivisected by a woman in a lab coat while texting the group chat] Just got to 6th base lol

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joe @quetzaljoeatl.bsky.social · 21d

Look at my christians, dawg, we’re never getting universal brotherhood through christ’s love

Scott MacFarlane @macfarlanenews.bsky.social · 21d

At Kash Patel hearing, Rep. Troy Nehls (R-TX):

"If Charlie Kirk lived in Biblical times, he'd have been the 13th disciple"

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joe @quetzaljoeatl.bsky.social · 24d

SHLORP

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yoshimi red @yoshimired.bsky.social · 26d

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"

BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"

1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."

2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."

3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

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joe @quetzaljoeatl.bsky.social · 25d

A very sweet woman who helps at our pantry passed of a heart attack. Her name was Maria. She took great care of her neighbors & her family in Mexico, regularly bringing food, clothes & gifts to the people in her life who needed it most. She was a beautiful soul & we’ll miss her. Rest in peace.

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Grosdoriane @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 28d

Shit like this is EXACTLY why myself and so many others were sounding the alarm when Will Smith slapped Chris Rock at the Oscars.

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joe @quetzaljoeatl.bsky.social · 28d

Did anyone tell Pepito yet?

joe @quetzaljoeatl.bsky.social · 28d

joe @quetzaljoeatl.bsky.social · Sep 8

God made men physically stronger so they can assist little old ladies with volunteer work. These are simply the facts.

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