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Ali
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The monkeys must never find out.

Westie mama. Hoya and NYG lifer.

Support your local library.
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Everyone has that breakup they never got over.

For me, it was Billy Joel and Liberty DeVitto.
Delaware. Or to get hyperlocal, Neshaminy Creek.
My favorite Twitter prompt was "RT this with your home river," so reskeet this with your home river.

Mine is the Patuxent.
January 12, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Not the best shot but the best I could find on Street View. The maple tree in front of the house I grew up in. Spent many hours climbing it and sitting in it.
January 12, 2026 at 4:10 AM
I’ve been rooting for Indiana the last few years bc who couldn’t love them (and I despise most of the Big Ten).

Indiana is likely gonna win. But I married a lifelong Miami fanatic who turned me into one as well so we’ll be rooting against Cinderella on January 19th.

Sorry Hoosiers. GO CANES 🧡🙌🏼💚
January 10, 2026 at 4:17 AM
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OREGONE?
January 10, 2026 at 2:10 AM
A quadruple bevel is possible
January 9, 2026 at 5:48 AM
Holy fucking shit.

Only one thing left to do. Win the whole fucking thing.

🧡🙌🏼💚
January 9, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Just followed them on IG. I love this so much.
Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
January 9, 2026 at 3:51 AM
TIME TO BRING THE PAIN CANES!
January 9, 2026 at 12:30 AM
I missed this news when it happened but so happy to see @worldofisaac.bsky.social honored. He is so missed #FTB
January 7, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Another year, another round of Alex311 requests to feel safe on the streets I live on/next to.
January 6, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Support your local library. Whether it’s checking out books, attending a program, using the computer, donating materials or money or just walking in the door, it all counts and it all helps.
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 6:22 PM
I’m now at the point that I can’t watch Kate or Rooney Mara on screen because of my dislike of their father and the insane nepotism within their family business.
January 6, 2026 at 5:55 PM
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Dave Holmes had some good words about what happened (and made light of that video):

www.esquire.com/entertainmen...
MTV Is Still Alive. So Why Does Everyone Think It Shut Down Last Week?
Our ability to tell fact from fiction—even when the facts are right in front of you—is nearly gone. This is not going to end well.
www.esquire.com
January 6, 2026 at 1:41 PM
I just calmed my dog down from New Years and now we’re doing this again?

That reminds me - I need to make plans to leave town for July 4th.
FYI: A Fireworks Show will occur near the Washington Monument tonight, January 5, at approximately 7:55 p.m. Expect loud noises and flashing lights.

via AlertDC
January 5, 2026 at 5:35 PM
See a bridge, post a bridge
January 4, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Rose is up there with Kojey Radical and Mo Farah as someone who should be on and could win regular Taskmaster #taskmasternyt
January 4, 2026 at 3:30 AM
After that clock management debacle to end the first half, I went to Giants Twitter and sure enough, everyone’s laughing at Joe Judge continuing to fuck that up for yet another team.

I still can’t believe the obnoxious little brat I knew as a kid went on to coach my football team.
January 2, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Megachurch pastor over/under 5 years
fernando mendoza looks into the camera too much. goober behavior.
January 2, 2026 at 12:23 AM
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this parade is a fever dream I love it so much
January 1, 2026 at 2:19 PM
And in other news, Miami still beat Ohio State last night 🧡🙌🏼💚
January 1, 2026 at 2:44 PM
I love the Mummers because despite a year of working and rehearsing, it’s like some of these people just showed up this morning, were given a costume and told to dance.

It’s delightfully weird, occasionally (often) problematic and I don’t expect outsiders to ever understand.
January 1, 2026 at 2:43 PM
🧡🙌🏼💚
Jimmy Johnson and Mario Cristobal throwing up the U
January 1, 2026 at 4:49 AM
WOOOOOOOOOOOO! GO CANES!!!!
A DOUBLE BEVEL FOR TWO PLAYOFF WINS

MIAMI WINS THE COTTON BOWL
January 1, 2026 at 3:52 AM
My 2025 In Books @thestorygraph.com #booksky
January 1, 2026 at 2:52 AM